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Posted on 12/16/16 at 11:42 am to S
My wife went to one of these parties a few years ago. She was trying out one of the bigger dildos and ended up ripping one of her butthole lips.
Posted on 12/16/16 at 11:44 am to S
If he's smart he hides some web cams first.
Posted on 12/16/16 at 11:45 am to Bossier2323
I threw a fleshlight party. Nobody showed
Posted on 12/16/16 at 11:46 am to Bossier2323
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y wife went to one of these parties a few years ago. She was trying out one of the bigger dildos and ended up ripping one of her butthole lips.
I've shared this True story before. ex and I got hammered on night at SOGO live. Went across the river to get one for her to use on me.
Was way too big and got about half a 'use'. Regifted it at a "dirty santa" party few weeks later. $40 toy.
Posted on 12/16/16 at 11:47 am to mikelbr
my wife has been to a few, she always buys shitty over priced toys at them.
Posted on 12/16/16 at 11:47 am to Jaydeaux
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f he's smart he hides some web cams first.
yall know an old smartphone on your wifi with WardenCam app installed on it as camera and your current phone as viewer will work for this purpose. Totes free just sign them in with Google for authentication and linking. You can access it from mobile network(leave the house) as the camera can record and upload video clips to google drive that you can download later. You can also view live.
This post was edited on 12/16/16 at 11:49 am
Posted on 12/16/16 at 11:49 am to S
The title of your thread made me think your friend got kicked out of the house for having a dildo party. I just clicked on to see if it was a guy or girl that got kicked.
Posted on 12/16/16 at 11:49 am to Hawkeye95
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my wife has been to a few, she always buys shitty over priced toys at them.
In my serious comment, they are good to find and try out new shite. Once you and the wife have your go-to collection, get them online for WAY cheaper.
Then again, any excuse to get the ole lady wine-drunk and horny is worth the markup.
This post was edited on 12/16/16 at 11:50 am
Posted on 12/16/16 at 11:53 am to mikelbr
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In my serious comment, they are good to find and try out new shite.
its like pulling teeth for her to try a new toy and frankly those parties are a waste for that. she comes home with a new bullet and that is it. Or flavored lubes. Or some waste shite like that that we never use or breaks the first time.
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Then again, any excuse to get the ole lady wine-drunk and horny is worth the markup.
i don't have this problem. My wife is DTF almost anytime, assuming I work it a bit.
Posted on 12/16/16 at 12:12 pm to Yewkindewit
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He should set up a hidden camera
That's the first thing I thought about.
Now that's some fun. Watch these bitches discuss dildos with their friends. The innocent looking but real freaky ones... I want to pick them out.
Posted on 12/16/16 at 12:23 pm to LucasP
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I seriously thought his landlord was evicting him for having too many people over just ramming each other with dildos.
This place has ruined me because this is the exact thought that went through my head...
Then I went so far as to click on the thread to read about it
This post was edited on 12/16/16 at 12:23 pm
Posted on 12/16/16 at 12:25 pm to S
Spike the punch with Spanish fly and install a hidden camera.
Posted on 12/16/16 at 1:44 pm to S
And he has a girlfriend? He should be thankful
Posted on 12/16/16 at 1:46 pm to TrebleHook
Sounds gay. NTTAWWT 
Posted on 12/16/16 at 2:35 pm to lsunurse
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You really would be quite disappointed.
Nope, my SO would bag one or 2 of the attendees, but I'd 've invited ??
Posted on 12/16/16 at 6:40 pm to mikelbr
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Went across the river to get one for her to use on me.
Wtf
Posted on 12/16/16 at 6:50 pm to Flashback
Lotta disturbed creepers come out of the woodwork for this thread.
Posted on 12/16/16 at 7:17 pm to brass2mouth
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Posted on 12/16/16 at 7:25 pm to S
An old high school friend has a very successful business selling adult toys in one of those multi-level marketing companies. The way they market those things to each other are pretty comical, but effective. Her Facebook page regularly places dildos in my newsfeed 
FWIW, she paid cash for a brand new Corvette a year ago, and she owns her house outright. :eggplantemoji:
FWIW, she paid cash for a brand new Corvette a year ago, and she owns her house outright.
:eggplantemoji:
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