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Found a Flying Squirrel in the Street

Posted on 7/27/20 at 11:59 am
Posted by Funky Tide 8
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Posted on 7/27/20 at 11:59 am
I knew that they lived here(Alabama), but I'd never seen one. My nieces found it not moving in the street that my parents live on. It didn't seem to be bleeding, or have any injured extremities. Must have been in shock or something.

We put it in a box on the back deck, gave it some water, walnuts, and almonds, and it started to become more and more alert. It eventually climbed out and went on its way at some point during the night. Either that, or an owl, or cat got it I reckon, but my aunt claimed that she saw it alive in the trees that morning.






This post was edited on 7/27/20 at 12:31 pm
Posted by Winston Cup
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Posted on 7/27/20 at 12:00 pm to
whatever you do, DO NOT line its box with newspaper
Posted by whitetiger1234
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Posted on 7/27/20 at 12:00 pm to
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my aunt


You know the rules
Posted by wheelr
New Iberia
Member since Jul 2012
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Posted on 7/27/20 at 12:01 pm to
Very cool. About 20 years ago my buddy had some in his neighborhood in the middle of Lafayette. He trapped a couple to keep as pets.
Posted by NYNolaguy1
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 7/27/20 at 12:01 pm to
First you make a roux...
Posted by Centinel
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Posted on 7/27/20 at 12:04 pm to
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whatever you do, DO NOT line its box with newspaper



RIP Tanden
Posted by LanierSpots
Gulf of America / Sarasota FL
Member since Sep 2010
71898 posts
Posted on 7/27/20 at 12:04 pm to
I killed 50 of those frickers in my attic before I could find out where they were getting in.

Pain in the arse at 3:am
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 7/27/20 at 12:05 pm to
Be on the look out for a moose in the neighborhood, perhaps being pursued by a couple of Russians.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
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Posted on 7/27/20 at 12:05 pm to
I had one as a pet when I was a youngster, it lived in my closet.

Seems like it got big and I let it go
Posted by Salmon
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Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 7/27/20 at 12:05 pm to
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I knew that they lived here(Alabama), but I'd never seen one.


most people haven't, but I bet almost everyone has heard them without realizing

they make little squeaks at night

I hear them all the time in my neighborhood, but have never seen them
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
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Posted on 7/27/20 at 12:07 pm to
Well done. You can tell everything you need to know about a man’s character by how he treats animals and waitresses.
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Bayou Chico
Member since Feb 2009
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Posted on 7/27/20 at 12:17 pm to
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most people haven't, but I bet almost everyone has heard them without realizing

they make little squeaks at night

I hear them all the time in my neighborhood, but have never seen them


Cool, I will try and listen for them.
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Bayou Chico
Member since Feb 2009
57414 posts
Posted on 7/27/20 at 12:17 pm to
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I killed 50 of those frickers in my attic before I could find out where they were getting in.



You had an infestation of flying squirrels in your attic?

That's a pretty cute infestation.

Reminds me of this bit from Mitch Hedberg.

LINK
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Posted by Aubie Spr96
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Member since Dec 2009
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Posted on 7/27/20 at 12:17 pm to
My mauler cat brings us one of these every year. Comical watching me chase a flying squirrel through the damn house with the wife screaming.
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
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Posted on 7/27/20 at 12:21 pm to
I dated a girl in high school and her dad told me they had one living in their back yard. I laughed and laughed and told him there was no way he had a flying squirrel in his yard in AL. I seriously thought he was screwing with me for months until I saw the damn thing gliding between trees one day while helping him out out some mulch. They are really cool animals though.
Posted by UltimaParadox
North Carolina
Member since Nov 2008
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Posted on 7/27/20 at 12:24 pm to
Transplant it far away from your home. Once he gets in the attic you will be wishing you killed him
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Bayou Chico
Member since Feb 2009
57414 posts
Posted on 7/27/20 at 12:26 pm to
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Transplant it far away from your home. Once he gets in the attic you will be wishing you killed him



My parents don't have an attic.
Posted by Frac the world
The Centennial State
Member since Oct 2014
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Posted on 7/27/20 at 12:26 pm to
My dad caught two for me and my bro when we were like 5 yrs old in Bham. Woke up in the middle of the night to them escaping and crawling all over the blinds in our room. Was funny watching dad scrambling to try and catch them in our bedroom. Eventually he did and let them go the next day. They’re cool animals.
Posted by UltimaParadox
North Carolina
Member since Nov 2008
52913 posts
Posted on 7/27/20 at 12:27 pm to
They are nocturnal btw, and can squeeze through holes like a mouse
Posted by StanSmith
Member since May 2018
1120 posts
Posted on 7/27/20 at 12:29 pm to
Found one at night after checking to see what my cat was trying to attack. He got away and climbed the wall on the side of my house. I was pretty sure it was a flying squirrel but I had to look up on Google to make sure it was one. Pretty cool animal.
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