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re: Former LSU Standout, Derrius Guice, announces on Instagram he plans to enlist in the Navy

Posted on 4/17/25 at 11:04 am to
Posted by Crow Pie
Neuro ICU - Tulane Med Center
Member since Feb 2010
27107 posts
Posted on 4/17/25 at 11:04 am to
Good for him.
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
11333 posts
Posted on 4/17/25 at 11:06 am to
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I doubt the Navy will take his sorry arse.


Is there a ghey navy joke there?
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
15544 posts
Posted on 4/17/25 at 11:32 am to
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Former LSU Standout, Derrius Guice, announces on Instagram he plans to enlist in the Navy


IF he can learn to swim.

I’d rather bet my money on David Carr being Super Bowl MVP.
Posted by Maravich
Member since Mar 2014
2529 posts
Posted on 4/17/25 at 11:35 am to
LMAOOOO
Posted by epbart
new york city
Member since Mar 2005
3184 posts
Posted on 4/17/25 at 11:55 am to
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Looks like he just inquired. Hasnt enlisted.

STOLEN VALOR


Technically, sounds more like he's 'valor curious'.
Posted by choupiquesushi
yaton rouge
Member since Jun 2006
33631 posts
Posted on 4/17/25 at 11:59 am to
It’s SEALs
Posted by Porpus
Covington, LA
Member since Aug 2022
2619 posts
Posted on 4/17/25 at 11:59 am to
I could never be in the military because the first time a drill sergeant got up in my face I'd kick his arse.
Posted by Mootsman
Charlotte, NC
Member since Oct 2012
6222 posts
Posted on 4/17/25 at 12:03 pm to
How many times is he allowed to take the swim test?
Posted by namvet6566
Member since Oct 2012
7769 posts
Posted on 4/17/25 at 12:10 pm to


Learned the hard way…. The only easy day was….. yesterday

Geaux. Navy
Posted by Privateer 2007
Member since Jan 2020
7649 posts
Posted on 4/17/25 at 12:21 pm to
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degree officer route


His degree is almost certainly bullshite.
Unless technical/engineering/science or impressive prior service the Navy isn't taking his arse into Officer school.

Good on him, but he'll be enlisted.
Posted by cypresstiger
The South
Member since Aug 2008
13307 posts
Posted on 4/17/25 at 12:22 pm to
the first time a drill sergeant got up in my face I'd kick his arse.
--HA. No you wouldn't
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
87996 posts
Posted on 4/17/25 at 12:24 pm to
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Unless technical/engineering/science


wrong gif
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72604 posts
Posted on 4/17/25 at 12:26 pm to
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I'm thinking about joining the Navy Seals.
Misspelled “Christmas”.

Posted by LSUinMA
Commerce, Texas
Member since Nov 2008
4878 posts
Posted on 4/17/25 at 12:56 pm to
Good for him.

Why do you have commas before and after his name?

Posted by turnpiketiger
Member since May 2020
11969 posts
Posted on 4/17/25 at 12:58 pm to
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He can frick off. I doubt the Navy will take his sorry arse.


Hate to break it to you but this is the navy. Not the navy seals. Pretty sure Guice would be just fine.

Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
58421 posts
Posted on 4/17/25 at 1:05 pm to
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I could never be in the military because the first time a drill sergeant got up in my face I'd kick his arse.

Yeah bro you’d be a seal but that knee injury you got in high school
Posted by wfallstiger
Wichita Falls, Texas
Member since Jun 2006
14589 posts
Posted on 4/17/25 at 1:32 pm to
Our son. USAF, best decision he ever made. Is now making his way in the civilian world

Era of Desert Storm
Posted by ChestRockwell
In the heart of horse country
Member since Jul 2021
6863 posts
Posted on 4/17/25 at 1:36 pm to
Hope he doesn't get stationed on a submarine. Especially with no women.
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
113791 posts
Posted on 4/17/25 at 2:12 pm to
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He's entitled a-hole.


I heard The Gym in DS closed down so I guess he's not getting free drinks anymore
Posted by zsav77
Member since Oct 2011
6255 posts
Posted on 4/17/25 at 2:13 pm to
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I could never be in the military because the first time a drill sergeant got up in my face I'd kick his arse.




Sure you would tough guy.
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