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ClampClampington
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Forget Beyond Meat, the newest frontier of resource conservation is... DIY human steaks
Yep. Human steaks. Cells taken from your mouth, fed blood, and grown until they resemble little beef morsels a few months later. Get your steak fix without harming any animals. WYEI?

Also, they say it's technically not cannibalism if you are eating flesh from your own cells. Glad they cleared that stigma up.




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GeorgeTheGreek
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re: Forget Beyond Meat, the newest frontier of resource conservation is... DIY human steaks
I’d eat your Mom’s.


SEClint
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re: Forget Beyond Meat, the newest frontier of resource conservation is... DIY human steaks
So..you eat what you are?


WestCoastAg
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your mom likes to taste my meat


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ClampClampington
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re: Forget Beyond Meat, the newest frontier of resource conservation is... DIY human steaks
If I keep cultivating and consuming myself would I live to be 150?


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Christopher Columbo
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re: Forget Beyond Meat, the newest frontier of resource conservation is... DIY human steaks


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re: Forget Beyond Meat, the newest frontier of resource conservation is... DIY human steaks
Kuru. Kuru for everyone.


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Beessnax
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re: Forget Beyond Meat, the newest frontier of resource conservation is... DIY human steaks
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they say it's technically not cannibalism 


They are technically full of shit


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TorchtheFlyingTiger
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re: Forget Beyond Meat, the newest frontier of resource conservation is... DIY human steaks
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re: Forget Beyond Meat, the newest frontier of resource conservation is... DIY human steaks
Is this an effective weight loss technique, or is it a weight paradox if you keep eating yourself?


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drexyl
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LegendInMyMind
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re: Forget Beyond Meat, the newest frontier of resource conservation is... DIY human steaks
That's it. I'm ready for the asteroid, aliens, zombies, chinese....whatever ends this shithole planet we live on fastest.


SEClint
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re: Forget Beyond Meat, the newest frontier of resource conservation is... DIY human steaks
And why can't they just take cells from cows?

Have legit beef.


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Eyebesmacinhose
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re: Forget Beyond Meat, the newest frontier of resource conservation is... DIY human steaks
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So..you eat what you are?


No. You eat who you are.


jimmy the leg
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re: Forget Beyond Meat, the newest frontier of resource conservation is... DIY human steaks
This is going to cause a beef with the cattle ranchers.



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SEClint
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re: Forget Beyond Meat, the newest frontier of resource conservation is... DIY human steaks
..what If it randomly takes the form of a bigger penis than you already have?

Since its genetically compatible..


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SeeeeK
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re: Forget Beyond Meat, the newest frontier of resource conservation is... DIY human steaks
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I’d eat your Mom’s.


Is this hot? OT ruling???


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