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re: Ford crashes Easter Jeep Safari (EJS)

Posted on 3/31/21 at 2:30 pm to
Posted by Pintail
Member since Nov 2011
11934 posts
Posted on 3/31/21 at 2:30 pm to
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concrete_tiger

quote:

I passed one on the highway the other day, and as I drove past and looked down on it


Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
138154 posts
Posted on 3/31/21 at 2:30 pm to
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How many lesbos drove it out there?

I think you mean sorority girls
Posted by dewster
Chicago
Member since Aug 2006
26442 posts
Posted on 3/31/21 at 2:32 pm to
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Do you also like Smart Cars? Because that's about how big these things are. I'm not sure many folks with penises can actually fit into them, honestly.



That's the Bronco Sport, which is just a POS Ford product designed to compete with equally shitty Fiat/Jeep Renegades.

The one in the OP is based on the mid sized Ranger Pickup.

ETA: Actually the black one in the middle is the crappy little Bronco Sport thing. That's a misuse of the Bronco brand IMO.
This post was edited on 3/31/21 at 2:34 pm
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56565 posts
Posted on 3/31/21 at 2:32 pm to
It's a travesty what Chevy did with the Blazer. A re-work would have been awesome. Come on, GMC, make the Jimmy again!

Posted by Epic Cajun
Lafayette, LA
Member since Feb 2013
36490 posts
Posted on 3/31/21 at 2:33 pm to
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I expected FJ size, since they were so "inspired" by the FJ.
That is the size. Look up videos on it.
Posted by Landmass
Premium Member
Member since Jun 2013
24951 posts
Posted on 3/31/21 at 2:33 pm to
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Jeep guy


I thought high school girls drove Jeeps.
Posted by MWP
Kingwood, TX via Monroe, LA
Member since Jul 2013
10983 posts
Posted on 3/31/21 at 2:34 pm to
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totally turned me off to getting one.


When you see the big one, you will be turned right back on. There are a few out there. I saw one in Houston that 4Wheel Parts was studying for a lift under their ProComp banner. It had 37" Toyo MT's on it. It was pretty damn legit.

Ford did the release back in the Fall but you basically had to build it for production starting this Spring so there are a few new builds floating around.
Posted by White Bear
OPINIONS & A-HOLES
Member since Jul 2014
17271 posts
Posted on 3/31/21 at 2:35 pm to
Now we'll have to come up with and even cooler Bronco wave.
Posted by Landmass
Premium Member
Member since Jun 2013
24951 posts
Posted on 3/31/21 at 2:36 pm to
So, they brought back the box Bronco. That's great. I love the old ones.
Posted by adhd
mandeville, la.
Member since Jun 2008
524 posts
Posted on 3/31/21 at 2:38 pm to
IRL they look like a Kia
Posted by Leonard
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2014
4254 posts
Posted on 3/31/21 at 2:45 pm to
ITT dudes that saw a Bronco sport once and swore off the entire Bronco brand forever

edit: the comments are killing me lol. Here's a side by side for you cromagnons

This post was edited on 3/31/21 at 2:58 pm
Posted by AUriptide
Member since Aug 2009
7459 posts
Posted on 3/31/21 at 2:49 pm to
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Do you also like Smart Cars? Because that's about how big these things are. I'm not sure many folks with penises can actually fit into them, honestly. I passed one on the highway the other day, and as I drove past and looked down on it... it was pretty disappointing to realize they brought back the Bronco II instead of the actual Bronco.


People down voting you, but it's true. Past one last week and it look small compared to my Tacoma.
Posted by DLauw
SWLA
Member since Sep 2011
6193 posts
Posted on 3/31/21 at 2:58 pm to
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thought high school girls drove Jeeps.
Me on the way to prom:
This post was edited on 3/31/21 at 3:00 pm
Posted by root
PNW
Member since Nov 2020
49 posts
Posted on 3/31/21 at 3:05 pm to
The red one is the Black Diamond model with after market lift and 37s.
Posted by whiskey over ice
Member since Sep 2020
3694 posts
Posted on 3/31/21 at 3:06 pm to
Posted by concrete_tiger
Member since May 2020
7477 posts
Posted on 3/31/21 at 3:08 pm to
The Broncos I have seen here are not FJ size at all, as others have said, must be the ladies version
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56565 posts
Posted on 3/31/21 at 3:09 pm to
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Bronco vs what they promised



Obviously that was the sport, but that was pretty funny.
Posted by TigerIron
Member since Feb 2021
3875 posts
Posted on 3/31/21 at 3:11 pm to

This post was edited on 7/25/22 at 4:44 pm
Posted by root
PNW
Member since Nov 2020
49 posts
Posted on 3/31/21 at 3:11 pm to
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People down voting you, but it's true. Past one last week and it look small compared to my Tacoma.


2 door with Sasquatch package vs Ford Ranger FX4

Posted by YOURADHERE
Member since Dec 2006
8426 posts
Posted on 3/31/21 at 3:14 pm to
At first I wanted to blame Ford for the bad marketing but they made it pretty clear there was a Bronco and a Bronco Sport, people seemed to have completely forgotten there's two.
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