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re: Ford applies for patent that allows automaker to repossess cars remotely

Posted on 3/1/23 at 3:35 pm to
Posted by Dandy Lion
Member since Feb 2010
51197 posts
Posted on 3/1/23 at 3:35 pm to
quote:

GPS

It'll take you to Detroit. You'll pay.
Posted by Thracken13
Aft Cargo Hold of Serenity
Member since Feb 2010
18187 posts
Posted on 3/1/23 at 3:36 pm to
everyone shits on Ford, but my 2012 fusion can got from Birmingham to Charlotte NC on a tank of gas.
Posted by Colonel Angus
Member since Aug 2007
1898 posts
Posted on 3/1/23 at 3:36 pm to
I know a girl who's husband drove a tow truck on the side. He would do repo work for banks at night. Like 2AM night. That dude had some wild arse stories. And was never without his .45.

That's all I got.
This post was edited on 3/1/23 at 3:37 pm
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
31846 posts
Posted on 3/1/23 at 3:49 pm to
Seems obnoxious, but I make my payments on time
Posted by SpotCheckBilly
Member since May 2020
7624 posts
Posted on 3/1/23 at 3:50 pm to
Prepping for a world where no one owns their house or their car. It's all rented/leased. Very little freedom of movement.
Posted by AndyCBR
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Nov 2012
7947 posts
Posted on 3/1/23 at 3:53 pm to
I guess Ford assumes their cars will be able to start and run for this feature to work.

Rolling the dice in my opinion.

Maybe they can teach the Ecoboost cars with the bad cam phasers to drive themselves to the dealership to get repaired.
Posted by Hou_Lawyer
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2019
2083 posts
Posted on 3/1/23 at 3:58 pm to
This won't survive eligibility under 35 USC 101. Lots of caselaw around these issues the last decade. Unless the USPTO examiner is an idiot.
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
15117 posts
Posted on 3/1/23 at 4:07 pm to
This will be a big deal for the asset owners, not necessarily Ford.
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
68999 posts
Posted on 3/1/23 at 4:15 pm to
LOL at them when I slash my own tires.
Posted by lsu13lsu
Member since Jan 2008
11713 posts
Posted on 3/1/23 at 4:18 pm to
They are getting ready to be able to just turn your car off if you post something conservative on social media.
Posted by holmesbr
Baton Rouge, La.
Member since Feb 2012
3564 posts
Posted on 3/1/23 at 4:28 pm to
quote:

Our tax money bailed them out and this is the thanks we get?Thanks, Obama.


Ford only took the Fed money when they were made to. They hocked everything a couple yrs before and were in a ok financial position at the time as far as car companies go.
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
15117 posts
Posted on 3/1/23 at 4:29 pm to
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They are getting ready to be able to just turn your car off if you post something conservative on social media.

There are already plenty of cars on the road that can be remotely disabled. For example, every Chevy that has OnStar.
Posted by Turf Taint
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2021
6010 posts
Posted on 3/1/23 at 4:34 pm to
Just think of all the extension of marketing possibilities:

Car drives itself to pick up 6-pack of beer, crush/drive over spouse’s lover, drive to Chevy dealership

Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
19215 posts
Posted on 3/1/23 at 4:42 pm to
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Unless the USPTO examiner is an idiot.

Does the USPTO actually concern itself with wether or not there is prior case Le when approving patents?

Also, what are they actually patenting that isn’t already out there? Self driving feature already exists. Ability to remote access the car by 3rd party already exists. Would the fact that they can do both actually be a patentable feature?
Posted by Ghost of Colby
Alberta, overlooking B.C.
Member since Jan 2009
13711 posts
Posted on 3/1/23 at 4:43 pm to
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taking it to a junkyard if the value is too low based on mileage and other factors

Imagine being so upside down and behind on a vehicle that’s essentially worth nothing.
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
15117 posts
Posted on 3/1/23 at 4:45 pm to
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Imagine being so upside down and behind on a vehicle that’s essentially worth nothing.

That's basically everyone who has purchased a new vehicle in the last 2 years with less than 20% down. Or, in layman's terms, a frick load of people.
Posted by Koach K
Member since Nov 2016
4601 posts
Posted on 3/1/23 at 4:51 pm to
Quit financing anyone with a pulse to the tune of 100k and a lot more problems would be long forgotten about.
Posted by bad93ex
Walnut Cove
Member since Sep 2018
30920 posts
Posted on 3/1/23 at 5:09 pm to
Hopefully they are nice and share this with Nissan and Dodge.
Posted by TDcline
American Gardens building 11th flor
Member since Aug 2015
9288 posts
Posted on 3/1/23 at 5:09 pm to
Can't wait til they interloop more unrequested shite into their products for the customer pay for it. F-150s about to be a cool hunnit grand baws
This post was edited on 3/1/23 at 5:10 pm
Posted by Trevaylin
south texas
Member since Feb 2019
8724 posts
Posted on 3/1/23 at 5:22 pm to


I would be seriously interested in a 2023 update of a 1960's analog truck. The only software might be the ignition control, fuel injection module. I miss hand crank windows.
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