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For someone, somewhere in America, this is their last weekend with all 10 fingers

Posted on 6/30/23 at 5:17 pm
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
182339 posts
Posted on 6/30/23 at 5:17 pm



My neighbors already started popping fireworks last night
This post was edited on 6/30/23 at 5:20 pm
Posted by jclem11
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Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 6/30/23 at 5:19 pm to
Posted by MrFreakinMiyagi
Reseda
Member since Feb 2007
19964 posts
Posted on 6/30/23 at 5:20 pm to
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My neighbors already started popping fireworks last night

I believe you
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
50747 posts
Posted on 6/30/23 at 5:25 pm to
Everyone should jerk off every day from now until the end of day Tuesday just to be safe.
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
24005 posts
Posted on 6/30/23 at 5:30 pm to
The sounds of battle will fill the air to remind us that freedom is never free.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
75137 posts
Posted on 6/30/23 at 5:32 pm to
With this dangerous time of drunken merriment upon us, as the vollies of mortar shells past echo through our collective memories, and our excitement grows, let us not forget the most important thing......















FILM HORIZONTALLY NOT VERTICALLY!
This post was edited on 6/30/23 at 5:33 pm
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
108335 posts
Posted on 6/30/23 at 5:40 pm to
I fear this Tuesday is going to be extremely deadly. We are already short staffed on additional HOA safety personnel, we haven't had rain in weeks. We are sitting on a tinderbox.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138532 posts
Posted on 6/30/23 at 5:42 pm to
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We are sitting on a tinderbox.

What time do you recommend watering the lawn and spraying down the roof?
Posted by Btrtigerfan
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Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 6/30/23 at 5:43 pm to
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
108335 posts
Posted on 6/30/23 at 5:44 pm to
Code in our neighborhood stipulates only between the hours of 9pm-11pm.
Posted by Jack Daniel
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Member since Feb 2013
29344 posts
Posted on 6/30/23 at 5:45 pm to
I can’t wait to make y’all labradoodle shite itself inside your houses
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
139424 posts
Posted on 6/30/23 at 6:43 pm to
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For someone


In this stupid America? It's likely to be thousands
Posted by Partha
Member since Jan 2022
7848 posts
Posted on 6/30/23 at 6:59 pm to
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Everyone should jerk off every day from now until the end of day Tuesday just to be safe.




Done!
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
17008 posts
Posted on 6/30/23 at 7:19 pm to
Pussies
Posted by WhiskeyThrottle
Weatherford Tx
Member since Nov 2017
7246 posts
Posted on 6/30/23 at 7:26 pm to
My wife (no pics) works for a reconstructive surgeon that specializes in hand jobs as the funny doctor puts it. Every year, they get several reconstructions for people doing stupid stuff while drunk.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 6/30/23 at 7:27 pm to
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Everyone should jerk off every day from now until the end of day Tuesday just to be safe.

I only need my thumb and one finger.
Posted by rocksteady
Member since Sep 2013
2950 posts
Posted on 6/30/23 at 7:30 pm to
That joke is probably on you :/
Posted by Auburntiger
BTR area
Member since Mar 2005
14573 posts
Posted on 6/30/23 at 7:31 pm to
Posted by VirgilCaine
Orchard Park
Member since Dec 2010
2883 posts
Posted on 6/30/23 at 8:38 pm to
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My wife (no pics) specializes in hand jobs


All I saw
Posted by QJenk
Atl, Ga
Member since Jan 2013
17581 posts
Posted on 6/30/23 at 8:59 pm to
Seeing JPP's hand, or lack thereof, is enough reason for me to never play with fireworks.
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