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re: For someone, somewhere in America, this is their last weekend with all 10 fingers

Posted on 6/30/23 at 10:14 pm to
Posted by tommy2tone1999
St. George, LA
Member since Sep 2008
7795 posts
Posted on 6/30/23 at 10:14 pm to
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My neighbors already started popping fireworks last night


The whining Karens on NextDoor got a day's head start...Their poor dogs
Posted by 88Wildcat
Topeka, Ks
Member since Jul 2017
16989 posts
Posted on 6/30/23 at 10:44 pm to
I'm old enough to remember when 4th of July was considered to be a failure if you didn't finish the day with a gunpowder burn somewhere on your body. My parents attitude was pretty much we don't care if you do something that requires an ambulance but you better not do something that requires a fire engine because if you do after we are done with you you are going to need that ambulance.
Posted by TrueTiger
Chicken's most valuable
Member since Sep 2004
82372 posts
Posted on 7/1/23 at 4:30 pm to
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
20406 posts
Posted on 7/1/23 at 4:38 pm to
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For someone, somewhere in America, this is their last weekend with all 10 fingers

And some of those poor bastards won’t be able to count to ten anymore, and that’s the real tragedy.
Posted by RealDawg
Dawgville
Member since Nov 2012
11315 posts
Posted on 7/1/23 at 4:38 pm to
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Everyone should jerk off every day from now until the end of day Tuesday just to be safe.


Getting old. Had to do it again? because couldn’t remember if I had already.
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
45999 posts
Posted on 7/1/23 at 4:40 pm to
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The whining Karens on NextDoor got a day's head start...Their poor dogs


Reminds me to get ready for my yearly NextDoor "shut the frick up with the no fireworks because of veterans with PTSD, veterans love blowing shite up you stupid bitch" post.
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
55557 posts
Posted on 7/1/23 at 4:42 pm to
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Seeing JPP's hand, or lack thereof, is enough reason for me to never play with fireworks.


Ever see anyone maimed in a car accident?
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
60622 posts
Posted on 7/1/23 at 4:44 pm to
Fingers? I knew a guy that lost his eye
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
45999 posts
Posted on 7/1/23 at 4:45 pm to
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Here is a group of early contestants. Twitter vid.


Over/under on how many people out there shite their pants?
Posted by VernonPLSUfan
Leesville, La.
Member since Sep 2007
17813 posts
Posted on 7/1/23 at 4:45 pm to
When a firecracker went off in your hand, how did your mother treat it? Mine put butter on it. Didn't really help, maybe physiologically, but the pain was still there.
Posted by FearlessFreep
Baja Alabama
Member since Nov 2009
20005 posts
Posted on 7/1/23 at 5:39 pm to
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Everyone should jerk off every day from now until the end of day Tuesday just to be safe.
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