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Posted on 3/14/17 at 1:43 pm to Rouge
OT
Gentlemen
Less than aesthetically stellar
Does not compute...
Gentlemen
Less than aesthetically stellar
Does not compute...
Posted on 3/14/17 at 1:44 pm to Rouge
Stick a potato in your boxers and wear tight pants. Women like bulges. Make sure you put the potato down the front of your boxers or it gets awkward fast.
Posted on 3/14/17 at 1:46 pm to Hogwarts
quote:
Stick a potato in your boxers and wear tight pants. Women like bulges. Make sure you put the potato down the front of your boxers or it gets awkward fast.
Sweet! Do I frick her with the potato too? I hate the look of disappointment.
Posted on 3/14/17 at 1:46 pm to Rouge
quote:
How do you get past such a horrible first impression with the ladies?
Laugh at myself and make a well thought out second impression
Posted on 3/14/17 at 1:46 pm to Chuckd
I just let them observe me licking my own eyebrows as I breathe through my ears.
Posted on 3/14/17 at 1:47 pm to Rouge
Figure out how to talk to chicks, and the panties will drop. Sure, it's a little more work, but who cares if you get it in?
Posted on 3/14/17 at 1:49 pm to Rouge
Pull my schlong out and rub it up and down on her leg. The key is to maintain unbroken eye contact throughout.
Try it. You'll see. It works.
Try it. You'll see. It works.
Posted on 3/14/17 at 1:49 pm to Rouge
"My pockets stick out more than my belly"
-Mike Jones
-Mike Jones
Posted on 3/14/17 at 1:49 pm to Hammertime
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but who cares if you get it in?
-trillhog quote there
Posted on 3/14/17 at 1:51 pm to Rouge
Most of the time they are in front of their SO's. I ask them if they have kids. They will say things like no joe blow over here isn't ready for that yet. Then I exclaim to everyone around us that I am just the man to give this beautiful woman a child.
Posted on 3/14/17 at 1:51 pm to Rouge
Posted on 3/14/17 at 1:53 pm to Darth_Vader
Calm down Ed Hardy
Posted on 3/14/17 at 1:55 pm to Rouge
Wouldn't know. They line up.
Posted on 3/14/17 at 1:55 pm to High C
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This would require me to expose myself.
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. Go big or go home
Posted on 3/14/17 at 1:56 pm to Rouge
Sense of humor and a commitment to chivalry go a long way.
Source: I am a goofy looking bastard.
Source: I am a goofy looking bastard.
Posted on 3/14/17 at 1:59 pm to Rouge
Cast a huge net. For real. The more you talk to, the better your chances. It also helps if im drunk. Not like falling down or belligerent, but just enough to where I don't give a shite
Posted on 3/14/17 at 2:01 pm to Rouge
I am beyond ordinary. And I have very good looking women regularly find me attractive. When I have asked them they say it is simple, I am in decent shape for my age (early 50s), project confidence in myself and I have a great sense of humor. And for whatever bizarre reason, they consistently say they love my brown eyes (which are apparently very intense looking).
So in other words, I agree with kingbob. Fair enough?
So in other words, I agree with kingbob. Fair enough?
Posted on 3/14/17 at 2:02 pm to Chuckd
I dress nicely, make plenty of money, thought to be funny, and I'm confident. I generally have pretty good luck with the ladies. I wouldn't say I'm ugly, but I'm by no means good looking.
This post was edited on 3/14/17 at 2:03 pm
Posted on 3/14/17 at 2:06 pm to tigersownall
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They will say things like no joe blow over here isn't ready for that yet. Then I exclaim to everyone around us that I am just the man to give this beautiful woman a child.
I can kinda see that working.
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