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Posted on 7/30/17 at 6:03 pm to Breesus
you're way more too ignorant
Seems legit
Posted on 7/30/17 at 6:06 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
She brings food and beer and repeat.
Posted on 7/30/17 at 6:09 pm to SoFla Tideroller
On another note op my SO didnt watch football 5 years ago, shes now quite the fan. Never misses a game. Never asks me to miss a game. Shes never complained once. Shes like this about all my hobbies.
This is part of how i deemed her not a psycho, worth my time, and why our relationship has lasted longer than any others ive had.
Youre missing a great opportunity to see if she really likes you or not brah.
This is part of how i deemed her not a psycho, worth my time, and why our relationship has lasted longer than any others ive had.
Youre missing a great opportunity to see if she really likes you or not brah.
Posted on 7/30/17 at 6:10 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
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"I won't talk to you. Seriously, no offense, but I don't talk to people when I'm watching a game."
This line makes me hope she invites a friend of hers over to watch the game. Somewhere around the third quarter when the game's close, I hope she bends over and just starts letting that dude rail her right in front of you. Then, when you inevitably open your cocksocket to say something, she tells you that she knew she could make you talk during the game and then leaves with the new guy, leaving you emasculated and with a new wet spot on your carpet.
Bonus points if she makes you miss a game-changing play.
This post was edited on 7/30/17 at 6:12 pm
Posted on 7/30/17 at 6:13 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
This reminds me of the guy last year on the rant who posted about how he would rewind various plays to explain to his friends and family how the pre-snap motion took an LB out of position just enough for the play to work. He didn't understand why people were yelling at him to put the live action back on.
It is peculiar to want to watch the game alone in silence. You aren't transmitting telekinetic energy to the players. You can't will them to victory. Your thoughts on the play calling are literally worthless, otherwise you would be getting paid as a coach. Football season gives us a reason to spend time with people we care about. You have a girl who wants to hang out with you while you're doing something you enjoy. Instead you want to be by yourself so you can jerk off and think about what would happen if the staff were as smart as you. Grow up.
It is peculiar to want to watch the game alone in silence. You aren't transmitting telekinetic energy to the players. You can't will them to victory. Your thoughts on the play calling are literally worthless, otherwise you would be getting paid as a coach. Football season gives us a reason to spend time with people we care about. You have a girl who wants to hang out with you while you're doing something you enjoy. Instead you want to be by yourself so you can jerk off and think about what would happen if the staff were as smart as you. Grow up.
Posted on 7/30/17 at 6:30 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
That'd be my cue to run if I were her. You sound like a frickin weirdo.
Posted on 7/30/17 at 6:30 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
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So, I've been seeing this girl lately and she brought up football season and how excited she was to watch the games with me. She's a good southern girl.
My response?
"I won't talk to you. Seriously, no offense, but I don't talk to people when I'm watching a game."
She laughed nervously.
"No, I'm serious. I don't want your feelings to get hurt when I ignore you, but you're welcome to come over and watch the game."
She just nodded.
I don't think she understood.
BUT I TOLD HER WHAT TO EXPECT.
How are you and your SO during the season?
So you find a woman who actually enjoys watching football and willing to be supportive of that and you immediately shite on her.
Good Job.
What's her phone number so I can take her off of your hands.
Posted on 7/30/17 at 6:32 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
Mrs. Hogwarts keeps her distance when I watch the Razorbacks. I am trying to get better but it's a slow process .
Posted on 7/30/17 at 6:38 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
quote:
inda. Maybe it's how I was raised. All the men in my family are coaches and women are coaches' wives with a few exceptions. We're all kind of intense about games. I cannot watch basketball with my Dad. He goes next level.
My mother hates having people over for parties and will go in the adjacent room to watch the game because the women will want to chat with her, so she'll find something to do elsewhere during important plays.
We all yell and cheer, but there's not really any non-game related conversation going on during games.
Sounds like a lot of repressed homosexuality.
Posted on 7/30/17 at 6:48 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
Tell her she needs to be "nose deep in your public hair" during the game if she wants to be with you
Posted on 7/30/17 at 6:48 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
Get over yourself. If she wants to have a serious conversation while you are watching the game that's one thing. But if y'all watching together, you won't talk about anything?
Ever watch a game with your friends? Do y'all sit in silence? Be happy your girl don't bitch about watching football all day. Stop being a dick and maybe you'll get a blowjob during halftime
Ever watch a game with your friends? Do y'all sit in silence? Be happy your girl don't bitch about watching football all day. Stop being a dick and maybe you'll get a blowjob during halftime
Posted on 7/30/17 at 7:02 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
I tell people that not talking to me during a Bama game gives them a better chance of me not yelling at them.
I'm fine watching it with people, just not a lot of talking, or asking stupid questions.
I'm fine watching it with people, just not a lot of talking, or asking stupid questions.
This post was edited on 7/30/17 at 7:08 pm
Posted on 7/30/17 at 7:04 pm to Womski
quote:
Derp I love muh football so much it's muh life. Jesus you people suck.
You're an Ole Miss fan, we wouldn't expect you to understand.
Posted on 7/30/17 at 7:05 pm to Roll Tide Ravens
quote:because bama has had so many games to be nervous over in the last decade
tell people that not talking to me during a Bama game gives them a better chance of me not yelling at them
Damn asshat
Posted on 7/30/17 at 7:05 pm to TH03
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Sounds like a lot of repressed homosexuality.
since it's his family it's more likely incest thats the cause here...
maybe homsexual incest, who knows.
Posted on 7/30/17 at 7:22 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
I was like this when I was 11. Then I grew up and realized it's just a meaningless game.
Posted on 7/30/17 at 7:22 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
I married my SO for her football tickets. She understands the game and watches it from start to finish. When we have people over for away games she asks that I don't invite certain couples b/c the wife's just want to talk the entire game
Posted on 7/30/17 at 7:24 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
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My response?
"I won't talk to you. Seriously, no offense, but I don't talk to people when I'm watching a game."
She laughed nervously.
Her nervous laugh meant that while you're being a dick and watching football she's going to be getting a BBC shoved in every hole she has.
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