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FML, I have a 16 yr old girl, "You can't get into a car, alone, with a boy I don't know"

Posted on 1/28/19 at 10:09 pm
Posted by dcbl
Good guys wear white hats.
Member since Sep 2013
29656 posts
Posted on 1/28/19 at 10:09 pm
Change my mind.

BUT DAD, I MET HIM AT CHURCH, HE'S A NICE GUY

You're not getting into a car, alone, with a boy I don't know

BUT DAD, YOU LET ME DRIVE ALONE WITH SUZY*, HOLLIE* and JESSICA* - I'M DRIVING, IT'S NOT LIKE YOU HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT CRAZY DRIVING, I'M NOT GOING TO WRECK - THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS THE GENDER

Honey, I love you, and I'm thrilled to see that you aren't stupid!

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What preceded this?
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DAD, CAN I SPEND THE NIGHT AT MARY'S* HOUSE TONIGHT?

No

WHY?

Because the Governor has declared a state of emergency, the schools are all closed tomorrow, you're a new driver, and I'm not having you anywhere but home tonight. The roads may be icy & dangerous, so I don't want you driving, at least until I know the roads are OK.

THAT'S NOT FAIR
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Sigh - also, the kid goes to a different school that is roughly 30 minutes away. Yeah, I'm gonna let her go to her school dance - it's a Sadie Hawkins, she asked him "as friends" at the last minute

She told me that she didn't have to pick him up, they were gonna meet on this side of town.
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Great, have him come here to the house, from here, you can double date with kids I know, or I will be happy to drive y'all

YOU ARE SO UNREASONABLE
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like I said, FML

* note, friends names above are changed to protect the innocent
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124302 posts
Posted on 1/28/19 at 10:09 pm to
You mind posting a pic of your daughter?
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
34950 posts
Posted on 1/28/19 at 10:09 pm to
Pics

- trillhog probably
Posted by BeachDude022
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Member since Dec 2006
34802 posts
Posted on 1/28/19 at 10:10 pm to
So glad I don’t have or want kids.
Posted by MasterofTigerBait
Member since May 2009
7592 posts
Posted on 1/28/19 at 10:10 pm to
Bruh, you drunk?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123952 posts
Posted on 1/28/19 at 10:10 pm to
Teenage girls are some of the worst things in life, and teenage boys only want one thing. Even the nice ones.


Posted by UncleRuckus
Member since Feb 2013
7640 posts
Posted on 1/28/19 at 10:11 pm to
Congrats soon to be grandpa
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 1/28/19 at 10:11 pm to
I'm glad I don't have kids.
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
28830 posts
Posted on 1/28/19 at 10:12 pm to
This is why I willed my sperm to only have boys.
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56186 posts
Posted on 1/28/19 at 10:12 pm to
If you haven’t raised her to make good decisions by now, ain’t nothing you can do except be a a-hole from here on out.

This is on you, brah.
Posted by C
Houston
Member since Dec 2007
27817 posts
Posted on 1/28/19 at 10:12 pm to
I agree with everything you said... however prepare to be disappointed when she sneaks out.

My kids are still preteen so enjoy these posts from a learning perspective. Soon I’ll have to emulate...
Posted by TSLG
Member since Mar 2014
6724 posts
Posted on 1/28/19 at 10:12 pm to
quote:

You mind posting a pic of your daughter?


I'd need this info too.

My answer is different if she is fat and/or ugly and if she's a cutie.
Posted by LSUJML
BR
Member since May 2008
45273 posts
Posted on 1/28/19 at 10:12 pm to
She will thank you one day (not any time soon ) for being protective
Posted by 225bred
COYS
Member since Jun 2011
20386 posts
Posted on 1/28/19 at 10:12 pm to
You sound like my old man
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41548 posts
Posted on 1/28/19 at 10:13 pm to
So what are y’all naming the new grand baby? Caiden or Kylar?
Posted by Triple Bogey
19th Green
Member since May 2017
5976 posts
Posted on 1/28/19 at 10:13 pm to
I know this is my future and it keeps me awake some nights
Posted by Melvin
Member since Apr 2011
23535 posts
Posted on 1/28/19 at 10:13 pm to
This is how college skanks with repressed sexual urges are created
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
55982 posts
Posted on 1/28/19 at 10:14 pm to
man, one day she will grow out of that bullshite and you'll look back on it all and be glad that you did your best to keep her safe and raise her right...

stay the course, my man...
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41548 posts
Posted on 1/28/19 at 10:14 pm to
quote:

college skanks with repressed sexual urges

I’m listening
Posted by PipelineBaw
TX
Member since Jan 2019
1422 posts
Posted on 1/28/19 at 10:16 pm to
Might be your best shot at getting rid of the lil hussy. Think of the cash you'll save not having to send her to NYU to be a DJ or something
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