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Florida woman farts in store, then pulls knife on an offended customer
Posted on 11/28/18 at 7:58 am
Posted on 11/28/18 at 7:58 am
Only in Florida 
Talk about a weak minded and nasty person
Talk about a weak minded and nasty person quote:
Passing gas in public is often embarrassing. But for a Dania Beach woman, doing so while waiting in line at a Dollar General store led to her arrest on a charge of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon without intent to kill.
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It’s what police say she did after a man in line complained about the act that led to the charge.
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According to a Broward Sheriff’s Office complaint affidavit, Shanetta Yvette Wilson, 37, was in the checkout line at the Dollar General store on 120 S. Federal Hwy in Dania Beach on Sunday evening. John Walker, the customer standing next to her, got into a verbal dispute “in reference to the defendant farting loudly,” according to the affidavit.
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Wilson allegedly pulled a small “lock back knife” from her purse, “opened the knife and told the victim she was going to ‘gut’ him,” the police report said. While doing so, she pulled back her right hand with the knife as if she was going to attack the victim with it, the report read.
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Posted on 11/28/18 at 8:01 am to DemonKA3268
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Wilson allegedly pulled a small “lock back knife” from her purse, “opened the knife and told the victim she was going to ‘gut’ him,” the police report said. While doing so, she pulled back her right hand with the knife as if she was going to attack the victim with it, the report read.
That's a bold move, FLA's SYG laws say he could have blown her a new a-hole to fart out of.
Posted on 11/28/18 at 8:02 am to DemonKA3268
Posted on 11/28/18 at 8:08 am to DemonKA3268
Florida woman = Florida man
Posted on 11/28/18 at 8:11 am to DemonKA3268
Badass
Farts
Matter
Farts
Matter
Posted on 11/28/18 at 8:13 am to DemonKA3268
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aggravated assault with a deadly weapon without intent to kill
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“opened the knife and told the victim she was going to ‘gut’ him,” the police report said. While doing so, she pulled back her right hand with the knife as if she was going to attack the victim with it, the report read.
I dunno. Sounds like intent to me. Maybe because the knife was so small it wasn't true intent?
Posted on 11/28/18 at 8:17 am to Sasquatch Smash
quote:How would they know it wouldn't kill him if she used it on him?
I dunno. Sounds like intent to me. Maybe because the knife was so small it wasn't true intent?
Posted on 11/28/18 at 8:21 am to DemonKA3268
The video in that link about the farting security guard is even funnier
It's like a one-stop shop for fart news
It's like a one-stop shop for fart news
Posted on 11/28/18 at 8:23 am to DemonKA3268
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John Walker, the customer standing next to her, got into a verbal dispute “in reference to the defendant farting loudly,” according to the affidavit.
Did she lift her leg up a little to let it rip or what?
I mean it happens, and it comes out. Like bending over to grab something out of the cart. Dude most likely didnt have to be so dramatic about it. He's in a DG line of all places. Not like he's the Hakeem the Prince of Zamunda.
This post was edited on 11/28/18 at 8:24 am
Posted on 11/28/18 at 8:23 am to DemonKA3268
Culcha Club.
Posted on 11/28/18 at 8:24 am to Snipe
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That's a bold move
Not bold but stupid and she was lucky the person didn't have a CCL
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SYG laws say he could have blown her a new a-hole to fart
Fact
Posted on 11/28/18 at 8:38 am to Jamohn
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The video in that link about the farting security guard is even funnier
It's like a one-stop shop for fart news
Posted on 11/28/18 at 8:53 am to DemonKA3268
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her arrest on a charge of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon without intent to kill.
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Wilson allegedly pulled a small “lock back knife” from her purse, “opened the knife and told the victim she was going to ‘gut’ him,” the police report said. While doing so, she pulled back her right hand with the knife as if she was going to attack the victim with it
Hmmm
This post was edited on 11/28/18 at 8:54 am
Posted on 11/28/18 at 9:21 am to DemonKA3268
Are there any White Knights out there who still think it's never OK for a man to punch a woman in the face?
Posted on 11/28/18 at 9:26 am to DemonKA3268
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Passing gas in public is often embarrassing. But for a Dania Beach woman, doing so while waiting in line at a Dollar General store led to her arrest on a charge of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon without intent to kill.
Explains a lot...
Posted on 11/28/18 at 9:36 am to theunknownknight
quote:Pretty sure gutting someone is pretty likely to kill them.
Hmmm
Posted on 11/28/18 at 9:40 am to DemonKA3268
Whew. Luckily this took place in a Dollar General. Therefore it could never happen to me.
Posted on 11/28/18 at 9:41 am to DemonKA3268
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Shanetta Yvette Wilson
....farting loudly....
Posted on 11/28/18 at 10:05 am to DemonKA3268
So much trashy in this story.
Posted on 11/28/18 at 10:21 am to DemonKA3268
Don't smell no shite won't be no shite
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