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re: Florida woman farts in store, then pulls knife on an offended customer

Posted on 11/28/18 at 10:25 am to
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106032 posts
Posted on 11/28/18 at 10:25 am to
Monica Seles damn near died from being stabbed with a penknife.
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 11/28/18 at 10:27 am to
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Monica Seles damn near died from being stabbed with a penknife.
Just goes to show that you never know.
Posted by btnetigers
South Louisiana
Member since Aug 2015
2331 posts
Posted on 11/28/18 at 10:29 am to
Just by looking at her picture, I bet everything about her stinks.....especially her farts.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
26227 posts
Posted on 11/28/18 at 10:33 am to
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Did she lift her leg up a little to let it rip or what?


Years ago, I was riding an escalator on the way to work. Old man in a suit gets to the bottom of the escalator, hikes his leg up like a dog, and lets a loud one rip.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
26227 posts
Posted on 11/28/18 at 10:34 am to
from a 50's dirty joke book:

Drunk comes into a bar and sits down next to a couple. After about a minute, he lets out a rude odiferous zephyr.

The man looks at the drunk and says "How dare you flatulate before my wife!"

Drunk turns and says "Hey, if I had known it was her turn, I'd have let her go first."
Posted by dawgsjlw
shite hole with your momma
Member since Sep 2014
826 posts
Posted on 11/28/18 at 10:43 am to
So if a woman pulls out a knife, and then threatens you with it, like saying she is going to 'gut you', then as an alpha male, you should have the right to defend yourself and punch the woman? What say ye, ot?
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
157275 posts
Posted on 11/28/18 at 10:48 am to
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Shanetta Yvette Wilson, 37

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37

Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
12300 posts
Posted on 11/28/18 at 10:50 am to
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Passing gas in public is often embarrassing. But for a Dania Beach woman, doing so while waiting in line at a Dollar General store led to her arrest on a charge of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon without intent to kill.


Glad Florida has laws against farting.
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 11/28/18 at 10:58 am to
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Glad Florida has laws against farting.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 11/28/18 at 11:06 am to
The ole silent but violent.
Posted by mt1
LV
Member since Nov 2006
7736 posts
Posted on 11/28/18 at 11:17 am to
If I've said it once I've said it a thousand times. Don't frick with Shanetta.
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