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re: Florida woman arrested after pet spider monkey allegedly attacks Home Depot employees

Posted on 7/17/18 at 9:31 pm to
Posted by FearlessFreep
Baja Alabama
Member since Nov 2009
20275 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 9:31 pm to
quote:

she was attacked by Spanky
Is it just me, or does that sound like a euphemism?
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
21404 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 9:48 pm to
quote:

I really don't know how Florida continues to outdo itself on a daily basis. Can a local floridian explain what we're missing?

Legal requirement to release all arrest reports...
Posted by Rep520
Member since Mar 2018
10476 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 9:50 pm to
This is basically how Planet of the Apes starts. A middle aged Florida woman drives her helper monkey to righteous insanity, then stuff gets real.
Posted by boom roasted
Member since Sep 2010
28039 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 9:51 pm to
WTF is wrong with Florida?
Posted by 6R12
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2005
12267 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 9:59 pm to
I'll bring my pet giraffe in Home Depot tomorrow .... Maybe Home Depot will stop all the people from bringing every pet they want to. It's getting out of hand. I had a small dog snap at me when I turned the corner. Eventually the manager told the person to leave their dog in the vehicle, but said it like they didn't want to offend them instead of me who would've owned quite a few shares of Home Depot if that dog would've bit me.
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
33956 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 10:02 pm to
quote:

thought monkeys were pets of the eccentric affluent rich people.


They were in the 50's and 60's. Just like addiction to prescription drugs.
Posted by flyAU
Member since Dec 2010
24901 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 10:30 pm to
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31596 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 11:08 pm to
Maybe it was an emotional support spider monkey in which case was she wrongfully arrested?
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
20379 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 5:40 am to
quote:

Drives me nuts!!! Doesnt have to go everywhere with you people


The ones that really get to me are the people that carry their dogs everywhere. That fricker has twice as many legs as the pet owner and can walk on its own for Christ sake.

I went to a kids birthday party many years ago and one of the family's older lady relatives showed up carrying a dog. Cake and ice cream was served and this woman was feeding the dog cake and ice cream with her spoon------between taking bites herself. Some people have lost their minds when it comes to pets.
Posted by cardswinagain
Member since Jun 2013
13482 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 5:44 am to
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 6:02 am to
quote:

I always though monkeys were pets of the eccentric affluent rich people. Not crazy methheads.



Yes, you need a million dollars. Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68603 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 6:25 am to
quote:

I really don't know how Florida continues to outdo itself on a daily basis

We just try harder than the rest
quote:

Can a local floridian explain what we're missing?

Stop sending us your retards/rejects
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76780 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 7:04 am to
every time Wisconsin tries to gain ground on Florida, Florida ups it's game.
Posted by SwampTrash
Member since May 2017
450 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 7:17 am to
2,1
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 7:30 am to
quote:

I really don't know how Florida continues to outdo itself on a daily basis. Can a local floridian explain what we're missing?


Because criminals are naturally drawn to Florida. They’re ostracized by everyone around them, so they decide to move to a place that’s warm and can find trash like themselves. It’s like salmon going their birthplace to spawn. You don’t know how they know to go there, they just know.
Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
15310 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 7:30 am to
No shortage of geniuses in Florida.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 7:32 am to
quote:

every time Wisconsin tries to gain ground on Florida, Florida ups it's game.



Wisconsin is just full of drunks. They don’t have anything on Florida.
Posted by choupiquesushi
yaton rouge
Member since Jun 2006
35681 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 7:36 am to
why for fricking fricks sake are pets even allowed in stores?
Posted by bobbyleewilliams
Tigertown
Member since Feb 2010
8469 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 8:00 am to
quote:

Ballard
She looks like she has an ugly monkey,just saying.
Posted by JPLIII
Broussard - terd supporter
Member since Jan 2008
22630 posts
Posted on 7/18/18 at 8:02 am to
Serious question....can just anyone get a spider monkey?
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