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Florida woman arrested after pet spider monkey allegedly attacks Home Depot employees
Posted on 7/17/18 at 7:51 pm
Posted on 7/17/18 at 7:51 pm
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A woman whose pet spider monkey allegedly attacked two Home Depot employees in separate incidents has been arrested.
The news comes after the monkey, "Spanky," reportedly jumped out of a shopping cart and grabbed a Home Depot cashier's shirt, leaving “red marks on the cashier’s shoulder and back," the Palm Beach Post reported in May. The incident was not reported to wildlife officials at the time.
In early June, Marilyn Howard, another Home Depot employee in Okeechobee, Florida, claimed she was attacked by Spanky after she noticed the monkey roaming the store’s parking lot with a leash on, Fox News previously reported.
Howard approached Spanky, which allegedly escaped from Ballard's truck while she was shopping inside. While trying to find its owner, Spanky was spooked by the store’s sliding doors, prompting it to jump on Howard and bite her arm, Howard claimed.
It also reportedly grabbed her hair and lunged off the side of her body, landing in the store’s entrance. At that point, Howard panicked and ran after the monkey. She caught it, but not without a fight: the Home Depot employee also suffered scratches and bite marks to her face and body.
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Posted on 7/17/18 at 7:53 pm to flyAU
he was all jacked up on mtn dew
Posted on 7/17/18 at 7:53 pm to flyAU
It seems like floridawoman has been more active than floridaman as of late. Must be that time of month
Posted on 7/17/18 at 7:57 pm to DrSteveBrule
Spanking it does not seem to change his behavior
Posted on 7/17/18 at 7:57 pm to flyAU
I really don't know how Florida continues to outdo itself on a daily basis. Can a local floridian explain what we're missing?
Posted on 7/17/18 at 7:58 pm to flyAU
Damn people are fricked up. Who brings such shite to a Home Depot or anywhere?
Posted on 7/17/18 at 8:05 pm to flyAU
I always though monkeys were pets of the eccentric affluent rich people. Not crazy methheads.
Posted on 7/17/18 at 8:10 pm to DavidTheGnome
Guess she got the attention she was looking for.
People and their damn pets ....
People and their damn pets ....
Posted on 7/17/18 at 8:11 pm to flyAU
where can you even get a spider monkey?
Posted on 7/17/18 at 8:12 pm to flyAU
I can't be the only one who knows why she named it Spanky...although, Cotton would've been more precise.
Posted on 7/17/18 at 8:22 pm to flyAU
Spider monkey? Home Depot? Didn’t I see this on Family Guy?
Posted on 7/17/18 at 8:24 pm to flyAU
All I needed to see was Florida to know this story checks out.
Posted on 7/17/18 at 8:31 pm to flyAU
Should make the band “Spank the Monkey” proud. ??
Posted on 7/17/18 at 8:42 pm to lsufan112001
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People and their damn pets ....
Drives me nuts!!! Doesnt have to go everywhere with you people. Cant stand eating somewhere, and dogs are staring me down wanting my food.
I almost got into a fight with a guy at HD cause I hit his dog with my cart coming out of the aisle. Like I'm looking at the ground for a freaking dog to pop out.
Posted on 7/17/18 at 8:44 pm to flyAU
She should have named her monkey Furious George.
Posted on 7/17/18 at 9:27 pm to TOSOV
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. Like I'm looking at the ground for a freaking dog to pop out
Lawd that's funny.
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