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Florida woman arrested after pet spider monkey allegedly attacks Home Depot employees

Posted on 7/17/18 at 7:51 pm
Posted by flyAU
Member since Dec 2010
24901 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 7:51 pm


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A woman whose pet spider monkey allegedly attacked two Home Depot employees in separate incidents has been arrested.

The news comes after the monkey, "Spanky," reportedly jumped out of a shopping cart and grabbed a Home Depot cashier's shirt, leaving “red marks on the cashier’s shoulder and back," the Palm Beach Post reported in May. The incident was not reported to wildlife officials at the time.

In early June, Marilyn Howard, another Home Depot employee in Okeechobee, Florida, claimed she was attacked by Spanky after she noticed the monkey roaming the store’s parking lot with a leash on, Fox News previously reported.

Howard approached Spanky, which allegedly escaped from Ballard's truck while she was shopping inside. While trying to find its owner, Spanky was spooked by the store’s sliding doors, prompting it to jump on Howard and bite her arm, Howard claimed.

It also reportedly grabbed her hair and lunged off the side of her body, landing in the store’s entrance. At that point, Howard panicked and ran after the monkey. She caught it, but not without a fight: the Home Depot employee also suffered scratches and bite marks to her face and body.



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Posted by oleyeller
Vols, Bitch
Member since Oct 2012
32611 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 7:53 pm to
he was all jacked up on mtn dew
Posted by DrSteveBrule
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2009
12546 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 7:53 pm to
It seems like floridawoman has been more active than floridaman as of late. Must be that time of month
Posted by LSUWoodworker
St George "God's Country "
Member since Dec 2007
18879 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 7:57 pm to
Spanking it does not seem to change his behavior
Posted by CuseTiger
Member since Jul 2013
9104 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 7:57 pm to
I really don't know how Florida continues to outdo itself on a daily basis. Can a local floridian explain what we're missing?
Posted by RebelOP
Misty Mountain Top
Member since Jun 2013
12507 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 7:58 pm to
I bet they share wardrobes.
Posted by PiscesTiger
Concrete, WA
Member since Feb 2004
53696 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 7:58 pm to
Damn people are fricked up. Who brings such shite to a Home Depot or anywhere?
Posted by Ric Flair
Charlotte
Member since Oct 2005
13879 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 8:05 pm to
I always though monkeys were pets of the eccentric affluent rich people. Not crazy methheads.
Posted by shawnlsu
Member since Nov 2011
23682 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 8:06 pm to
Muh sahport monkey
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31596 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 8:09 pm to
God I love Florida
Posted by lsufan112001
sportsmans paradise
Member since Oct 2006
11221 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 8:10 pm to
Guess she got the attention she was looking for.
People and their damn pets ....
Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
9810 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 8:11 pm to
where can you even get a spider monkey?
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
35690 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 8:12 pm to
I can't be the only one who knows why she named it Spanky...although, Cotton would've been more precise.
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
12300 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 8:22 pm to
Spider monkey? Home Depot? Didn’t I see this on Family Guy?
Posted by MWP
Kingwood, TX via Monroe, LA
Member since Jul 2013
11247 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 8:24 pm to
All I needed to see was Florida to know this story checks out.
Posted by geauxdaddy72
Shreveport,La
Member since Sep 2008
917 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 8:31 pm to
Should make the band “Spank the Monkey” proud. ??
Posted by PhilemonThomas
Member since Jan 2015
2983 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 8:40 pm to
Posted by TOSOV
Member since Jan 2016
8922 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 8:42 pm to
quote:

People and their damn pets ....


Drives me nuts!!! Doesnt have to go everywhere with you people. Cant stand eating somewhere, and dogs are staring me down wanting my food.

I almost got into a fight with a guy at HD cause I hit his dog with my cart coming out of the aisle. Like I'm looking at the ground for a freaking dog to pop out.
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
17460 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 8:44 pm to
She should have named her monkey Furious George.
Posted by hogminer
Bella Vista, AR.
Member since Apr 2010
10425 posts
Posted on 7/17/18 at 9:27 pm to
quote:

. Like I'm looking at the ground for a freaking dog to pop out


Lawd that's funny.
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