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Florida man says he stole pool floats to keep from raping women

Posted on 6/17/19 at 8:53 am
Posted by rt3
now in the piney woods of Pineville
Member since Apr 2011
141129 posts
Posted on 6/17/19 at 8:53 am
Miami Herald



quote:

The burglary that led to his arrest happened on June 5 when police say Monnin cut the pool screen to get onto the deck of a home in Palm Bay. Police stopped Monnin “as a suspicious person” who was riding his bicycle on a city street Thursday around 1:25 a.m. They say he had a white garbage bag full of what Monnin identified as deflated pool floats.

Monnin took officers to a vacant house where he allegedly stored floats. About 75 of them were found, including ones that the June 5 victim described. These were one long white float and one long blue float.

The “defendant stated that he sexually gratifies himself with the pool floats instead of raping women,” the arrest report read.

Monnin was charged with burglary of an occupied dwelling, petit theft of property less than $300 and criminal mischief of $200 or less.
Posted by DemonKA3268
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Posted by LSUAlum2001
Stavro Mueller Beta
Member since Aug 2003
47130 posts
Posted on 6/17/19 at 8:54 am to
Florida gonna Florida.
Posted by Glorious
Mobile
Member since Aug 2014
24481 posts
Posted on 6/17/19 at 8:55 am to
I do the same thing with NSFW threads here
Posted by TDsngumbo
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Member since Oct 2011
41578 posts
Posted on 6/17/19 at 8:56 am to
He should be able to get whatever woman he wants with those looks.
Posted by soccerfüt
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Member since May 2013
65655 posts
Posted on 6/17/19 at 8:56 am to
RA’ed, Move to (obviously) the Arky Board
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Posted by carrguitar
Member since Oct 2014
736 posts
Posted on 6/17/19 at 8:58 am to
Can the government just give out fleshlights to poor/underprivileged rapists to keep them off the streets? What do we even have a government for if they can't provide basic needs like this???
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67482 posts
Posted on 6/17/19 at 9:13 am to
quote:

Florida

Posted by sicboy
Because Awesome
Member since Nov 2010
77580 posts
Posted on 6/17/19 at 9:15 am to
Moving to Florida from Louisiana was the best decision our family ever made (was 15 at the time), and I love where I live, but damn this state sometimes
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
12856 posts
Posted on 6/17/19 at 9:20 am to
quote:






Has there ever been a more "Florida man" face?
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35086 posts
Posted on 6/17/19 at 9:21 am to
Seems like a lubed up pool noodle would do a better job than a float.
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
21442 posts
Posted on 6/17/19 at 9:54 am to
I applaud the journalists who have latched on to the habit of leading these stories with the words Florida man, or Florida woman. It makes searching fricked up stories much easier.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78042 posts
Posted on 6/17/19 at 9:56 am to
Holy shite those eyes.

Can the OT finally come together and all agree this person has no business being outside of a prison... Ever!?
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
53782 posts
Posted on 6/17/19 at 10:09 am to
Dude is obviously mentally ill.
Posted by dawgsjw
Member since Dec 2012
2114 posts
Posted on 6/17/19 at 11:16 am to
We need someone to insert the Mark Cuban notepad gif.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26536 posts
Posted on 6/17/19 at 11:22 am to
quote:

sexually gratifies himself with the pool floats


Posted by DemonKA3268
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Posted by tigerpimpbot
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Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 6/17/19 at 11:27 am to
quote:

Monnin took officers to a vacant house where he allegedly stored floats. About 75 of them were found,


The poor cop in charge of collecting that evidence.

Posted by ShlikStyck
Bum F**k Egypt
Member since Jan 2005
3789 posts
Posted on 6/17/19 at 11:55 am to
can someone with a more creative mind expand on this hypothesis?
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