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Florida man says he stole pool floats to keep from raping women
Posted on 6/17/19 at 8:53 am
Posted on 6/17/19 at 8:53 am
Miami Herald
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The burglary that led to his arrest happened on June 5 when police say Monnin cut the pool screen to get onto the deck of a home in Palm Bay. Police stopped Monnin “as a suspicious person” who was riding his bicycle on a city street Thursday around 1:25 a.m. They say he had a white garbage bag full of what Monnin identified as deflated pool floats.
Monnin took officers to a vacant house where he allegedly stored floats. About 75 of them were found, including ones that the June 5 victim described. These were one long white float and one long blue float.
The “defendant stated that he sexually gratifies himself with the pool floats instead of raping women,” the arrest report read.
Monnin was charged with burglary of an occupied dwelling, petit theft of property less than $300 and criminal mischief of $200 or less.
Posted on 6/17/19 at 8:55 am to rt3
I do the same thing with NSFW threads here
Posted on 6/17/19 at 8:56 am to rt3
He should be able to get whatever woman he wants with those looks.
Posted on 6/17/19 at 8:56 am to rt3
RA’ed, Move to (obviously) the Arky Board
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Posted on 6/17/19 at 8:58 am to rt3
Can the government just give out fleshlights to poor/underprivileged rapists to keep them off the streets? What do we even have a government for if they can't provide basic needs like this???
Posted on 6/17/19 at 9:15 am to rt3
Moving to Florida from Louisiana was the best decision our family ever made (was 15 at the time), and I love where I live, but damn this state sometimes
Posted on 6/17/19 at 9:20 am to rt3
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Has there ever been a more "Florida man" face?
Posted on 6/17/19 at 9:21 am to rt3
Seems like a lubed up pool noodle would do a better job than a float.
Posted on 6/17/19 at 9:54 am to rt3
I applaud the journalists who have latched on to the habit of leading these stories with the words Florida man, or Florida woman. It makes searching fricked up stories much easier.
Posted on 6/17/19 at 9:56 am to rt3
Holy shite those eyes.
Can the OT finally come together and all agree this person has no business being outside of a prison... Ever!?
Can the OT finally come together and all agree this person has no business being outside of a prison... Ever!?
Posted on 6/17/19 at 10:09 am to rt3
Dude is obviously mentally ill.
Posted on 6/17/19 at 11:16 am to High C
We need someone to insert the Mark Cuban notepad gif.
Posted on 6/17/19 at 11:22 am to rt3
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sexually gratifies himself with the pool floats
Posted on 6/17/19 at 11:27 am to rt3
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Monnin took officers to a vacant house where he allegedly stored floats. About 75 of them were found,
The poor cop in charge of collecting that evidence.
Posted on 6/17/19 at 11:55 am to DemonKA3268
can someone with a more creative mind expand on this hypothesis?
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