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Florida Man caught (allegedly) masturbating in a Starbucks.

Posted on 3/14/22 at 1:45 pm
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
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Posted on 3/14/22 at 1:45 pm


MIAMI BEACH, Fla. (WPLG) – A 27-year-old man who identified himself as a Homeless model is facing criminal charges for masturbating in public view at a Starbucks, police said.

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Records show Blake Reign was at the Turner Guilford Knight Correctional Center on Sunday after officers arrested him on Friday in Miami Beach. Alyssa DiMaria said she was at Starbucks when she used her phone to record him, as she said, “What are you [expletive] doing? Get the [expletive] out! It’s disgusting!” DiMaria said he did it for about 10 minutes. Officers responded to the area of Collins Avenue and 29th Street after witnesses in the indoor and outdoor area of the Starbucks reported Reign’s behavior. There was a foot chase.


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A witness recorded a video of the arrest. An officer shouts, “Sit the [expletive] down!” Reign did not. The video also captured the sound of the officers’ dart-firing stun guns. They shot Reign about eight times, used “closed fist distraction blows” and kicked him in the lower back area, according to the arrest report.


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This post was edited on 3/14/22 at 1:47 pm
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32701 posts
Posted on 3/14/22 at 1:46 pm to
Just making some foam art.
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
18551 posts
Posted on 3/14/22 at 1:46 pm to
The blurring is covering up on of her tits. Boo
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 3/14/22 at 1:47 pm to
Would you like extra cream with that?
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65675 posts
Posted on 3/14/22 at 1:47 pm to
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Homeless model


must be ugly.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 3/14/22 at 1:47 pm to
I thought it wasn’t illegal, just frowned upon.
Posted by Tbonepatron
Member since Aug 2013
8447 posts
Posted on 3/14/22 at 1:47 pm to
:igottapleadignoranceonthisthing.gif:
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22290 posts
Posted on 3/14/22 at 1:47 pm to
The blonde chick with the red top could definitely get it.
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2014
6567 posts
Posted on 3/14/22 at 1:48 pm to
Gives new meaning to "two pumps vanilla"
Posted by Glorious
Mobile
Member since Aug 2014
24445 posts
Posted on 3/14/22 at 1:48 pm to
But the women that flashed their titties at the World Series in front of millions faced no criminal charges. This sexism must end
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
34977 posts
Posted on 3/14/22 at 1:49 pm to
That's like getting mad at me for smelling flowers in a grocery store.
Posted by jdd48
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2012
22059 posts
Posted on 3/14/22 at 1:50 pm to
What's ironic is she's probably going to be more infamous than he is due to this story.
Posted by Anonymous95
Member since Sep 2014
2074 posts
Posted on 3/14/22 at 1:51 pm to
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he did it for about 10 minutes

He’s doing it wrong.
Posted by Run up middle
DeRidder
Member since Oct 2012
1407 posts
Posted on 3/14/22 at 1:51 pm to
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DiMaria said he did it for about 10 minutes.


My man has staying power. That’s damn impressive!!
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79104 posts
Posted on 3/14/22 at 1:51 pm to
Gotta hear both sides
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9632 posts
Posted on 3/14/22 at 1:51 pm to
this guy fricks?
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26433 posts
Posted on 3/14/22 at 1:53 pm to
Isn't semen made up of sugars?..
Posted by jdd48
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2012
22059 posts
Posted on 3/14/22 at 1:53 pm to
The other question is how did she know he did it for 10 minutes? Offended yet stood there and watched? Or just had to have that $6 coffee, public lewd sex acts be damned?
This post was edited on 3/14/22 at 1:54 pm
Posted by FlatwoodsForester
Member since Jul 2012
2568 posts
Posted on 3/14/22 at 1:53 pm to
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But the women that flashed their titties at the World Series in front of millions faced no criminal charges.


Posted by Copernicus
South FL
Member since Sep 2017
786 posts
Posted on 3/14/22 at 1:55 pm to
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