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re: Florida Man caught (allegedly) masturbating in a Starbucks.

Posted on 3/14/22 at 2:38 pm to
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
118760 posts
Posted on 3/14/22 at 2:38 pm to
quote:

allegedly


Is he going for the working-out-a-cramp defense?
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
12856 posts
Posted on 3/14/22 at 2:39 pm to
Starbucks wanted to upcharge $5 for the extra half & half.
Posted by bluedragon
Birmingham
Member since May 2020
6476 posts
Posted on 3/14/22 at 2:43 pm to
quote:

What kinda hoe wears a bikini into starbucks?


You need to spend a little more time at the establishments near a beach.
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
30054 posts
Posted on 3/14/22 at 2:45 pm to
quote:

What kinda hoe wears a bikini into starbucks?


The kind that would record a homeless dude jacking off, I guess
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
41109 posts
Posted on 3/14/22 at 2:47 pm to
quote:

What kinda hoe wears a bikini into starbucks?



Was my first thought as well.
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
118760 posts
Posted on 3/14/22 at 2:54 pm to
quote:

What kinda hoe wears a bikini into starbucks?



Pretty normal in south Florida.
Posted by jatilen
Member since May 2020
13608 posts
Posted on 3/14/22 at 2:56 pm to
He was going to give her the squirt of vanilla the barista forgot to put in her Vanilla Latte.
This post was edited on 3/14/22 at 2:57 pm
Posted by MAXtheTIGER
Title town
Member since Dec 2006
984 posts
Posted on 3/14/22 at 3:06 pm to
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No, venti is twenty. Large is large. In fact, tall is large and grande is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations, you're stupid in three languages.


You’re the idiot unaware of Starbucks’ sizing options.
Posted by concrete_tiger
Member since May 2020
5988 posts
Posted on 3/14/22 at 3:14 pm to
They failed to realize he was actually on a Zoom call with other CNN employees. No big deal.
Posted by WDE24
Member since Oct 2010
54132 posts
Posted on 3/14/22 at 3:17 pm to
quote:

You’re the idiot unaware of Starbucks’ sizing options.


Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113941 posts
Posted on 3/14/22 at 3:22 pm to
Thanks alot Bin Laden
Posted by trussthetruzz
Marquette, MI
Member since Sep 2020
9236 posts
Posted on 3/14/22 at 3:23 pm to
Would have kicked that dudes arse. what a prick
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
29042 posts
Posted on 3/14/22 at 3:24 pm to
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113941 posts
Posted on 3/14/22 at 3:25 pm to
Im surprised his last name isn't Perkins.
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
36791 posts
Posted on 3/14/22 at 3:33 pm to
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Would have kicked that dudes arse. what a prick


He’d probably wipe the floor with you, tough guy.
Posted by Palomitz
Miami
Member since Oct 2009
2210 posts
Posted on 3/14/22 at 4:08 pm to
quote:

What kinda hoe wears a bikini into starbucks?


It's South Beach, the Sbux is 1 block away and walking distance from the beach. 2912 Collins Avenue, Miami Beach, FL

google map it
This post was edited on 3/14/22 at 4:11 pm
Posted by Lokistale
Member since Aug 2013
1193 posts
Posted on 3/14/22 at 8:29 pm to
If she threw her hot coffee at him, could he sue Starbucks like that old woman did to MacDonalds?
Posted by BeepNode
Lafayette
Member since Feb 2014
10005 posts
Posted on 3/14/22 at 8:37 pm to
The only explanation I have for why the blur is positioned the way it is, is that he must have been doing the helicopter.
Posted by Basura Blanco
Member since Dec 2011
8150 posts
Posted on 3/14/22 at 8:38 pm to
This Starbucks sure does look a lot like a hotel room/hallway. Im calling it.

This is staged and she knows the dude. They started this in their hotel room (hence the socks) as a joke and took it too far when they went downstairs to Starbucks and got busted. The chick denied knowing him and threw him under the bus when the cops were called.

Pussy and treachery. A most worthy adversary.

Posted by DeafVallyBatnR
Member since Sep 2004
16832 posts
Posted on 3/14/22 at 8:41 pm to
Males can flash their titties all day long too. It's the below the waist that gets you jail time.
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