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re: Flat bill vis curved bill hat

Posted on 9/24/25 at 7:15 am to
Posted by Corinthians420
Iowa
Member since Jun 2022
16104 posts
Posted on 9/24/25 at 7:15 am to
2 different types of hats. I have 2 flatbills i like (one being an LSU baseball fitted) but the rest are curved.
Posted by marcnbc
Bossier City, LA
Member since May 2004
4453 posts
Posted on 9/24/25 at 7:17 am to
quote:

Fitted, low profile. No excuse for any other.


Why are the low profile hats so hard to find?
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
12019 posts
Posted on 9/24/25 at 7:18 am to
quote:

When my daughter was 14 there was some dipshit little skater boy that had a crush on my daughter and she thought he was so cute. One weekend she asked if he and some of their friends could come to house to swim. Well when they showed up he had his dorky flat bill cap on. After changing into swim suit, he left his clothes neatly folded on our dining room table along with everyone else’s. While they were swimming, I curved the brim of his cap and put it back on table. The look on his face when he came back in and saw it was priceless. When he picked it up and looked at it I told him I noticed he hadn’t had time to shape the bill on his new cap and helped him out with it. To the kids credit, he actually thanked me. Needless to say, he didn’t want to date my daughter after that.

God damn, you are such a fricking homo loser. I hope he came on your toothbrush.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
28056 posts
Posted on 9/24/25 at 7:30 am to
Flat Bill 17 and under

Curved after your balls have dropped
Posted by SelaTiger
Member since Aug 2016
21324 posts
Posted on 9/24/25 at 7:32 am to
I never cared for flat bill. But I don’t like the hard curve. I like the slight curve more than anything.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
155588 posts
Posted on 9/24/25 at 7:34 am to
quote:

Flat bill cap story…

When my daughter was 14 there was some dipshit little skater boy that had a crush on my daughter and she thought he was so cute. One weekend she asked if he and some of their friends could come to house to swim. Well when they showed up he had his dorky flat bill cap on. After changing into swim suit, he left his clothes neatly folded on our dining room table along with everyone else’s. While they were swimming, I curved the brim of his cap and put it back on table. The look on his face when he came back in and saw it was priceless. When he picked it up and looked at it I told him I noticed he hadn’t had time to shape the bill on his new cap and helped him out with it. To the kids credit, he actually thanked me. Needless to say, he didn’t want to date my daughter after that.

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Kingshakabooboo

That story doesn't give off the vibe that you think it does.

I hate flat bills too, but holy shite what an a-hole you are. Especially considering the kid wasn't out of line per your story. I hope your daughter was pissed at you for a while after that.
Posted by Dragula
Laguna Seca
Member since Jun 2020
6535 posts
Posted on 9/24/25 at 7:43 am to
Flat bill only allowed with white Oakleys
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
72385 posts
Posted on 9/24/25 at 7:57 am to
Today is “90s day” at my daughter’s high school. She came down this morning and asked me if I had a flat bill cap she could wear. Both my wife and I busted out laughing.
This post was edited on 9/24/25 at 8:01 am
Posted by Out da box
Member since Feb 2018
783 posts
Posted on 9/24/25 at 8:05 am to
Flat bill = city boy
Curve bill = country boy

The purpose of the hat is to create shade for the eyes. The curved bill performs the function the best.
Posted by Rex Feral
Member since Jan 2014
16115 posts
Posted on 9/24/25 at 8:13 am to
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I curved the brim of his cap and put it back on table.


WFT is wrong with you? I get it that flat bill hats are lame, but you don't damage someone else's child's hat because you don't like it.
Posted by Loco Uno
Member since Sep 2025
537 posts
Posted on 9/24/25 at 8:15 am to
Flat bills, sideways hats, and hats turned backwards are signs of an idiotic piece of shite.
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
19489 posts
Posted on 9/24/25 at 8:27 am to
I'm not much on the baseball style hat craze and probably have had one on my head less than 100 times in my near 73 years on this earth----but when I did wear one, it was curve billed.

I own 5 Fedoras and 3 of what I call newsboy caps and will wear them about 3-4 times a month. None of them have flat bills.
This post was edited on 9/25/25 at 7:23 am
Posted by HenryParsons
Member since Aug 2018
1935 posts
Posted on 9/24/25 at 8:31 am to
Posted by Commander Rabb
Member since Feb 2020
1242 posts
Posted on 9/24/25 at 8:36 am to
Every time I see a flat bill, it reminds me of some sleazy coke dealer. Especially if it’s on crooked.
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
101520 posts
Posted on 9/24/25 at 9:24 am to
Flat Bills are for criminals. When police pull them over and ask them to roll down their heavily tinted windows 9x out of 10, flat bill.
Posted by Homesick Tiger
Greenbrier, AR
Member since Nov 2006
56127 posts
Posted on 9/24/25 at 9:29 am to
quote:

hat


First off, it's not a hat. It's a cap. Look it up.
Posted by Jon A thon
Member since May 2019
2407 posts
Posted on 9/24/25 at 9:30 am to
Slight curve is where it's at. Completely flat looks goofy. Overly curved went out of style a long time ago and can't fit sunglasses underneath.
Posted by Grievous Angel
Tuscaloosa, AL
Member since Dec 2008
10734 posts
Posted on 9/24/25 at 9:32 am to
quote:

Fitted, low profile. No excuse for any other.


I like the classic New Era caps. They have a low profile too.
Posted by Kracka
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Aug 2004
42130 posts
Posted on 9/24/25 at 9:36 am to
I like a good flat bill for lawn work. A curved bill pushes down on my sunglasses.
Posted by tzimme4
Metairie
Member since Jan 2008
32498 posts
Posted on 9/24/25 at 9:42 am to
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