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Posted on 6/27/21 at 11:27 am
Posted by adamau
Member since Oct 2020
3483 posts
Posted on 6/27/21 at 11:27 am
Taking a well needed shite when you are sweaty as hell just ruins the entire experience. arse sliding all around the seat, can't get set good to wipe and assure you get clean, elbows keep slipping off your knees while trying to post about that shite on the OT.

It's just straight boo boo. The urge should only be allowed to hit when you are clean and dry.


Eta: when you get up, clothes stick to you and don't pull up right and you gotta wipe the nasty butt sweat off the seat
This post was edited on 6/27/21 at 11:41 am
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
53390 posts
Posted on 6/27/21 at 11:28 am to
Mine was an outlet going out and Nymeria catching a bird to bring to Achsah in bed. She knew AA loved birds in bed.

Posted by GCTiger11
Ocean Springs, MS
Member since Jan 2012
45136 posts
Posted on 6/27/21 at 11:28 am to
Thoughts & prayers
Posted by LoneStar23
USA
Member since Aug 2019
5140 posts
Posted on 6/27/21 at 11:29 am to
Can't hop in the pool cause it's raining
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
53534 posts
Posted on 6/27/21 at 11:29 am to
Just shite in the shower. Two birds stoned with one bush.
Posted by sawtooth
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2017
3588 posts
Posted on 6/27/21 at 11:30 am to
Maybe this thread could help with your sweaty arse problems…..

LINK
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
12856 posts
Posted on 6/27/21 at 11:32 am to
The chip on my credit card is worn out so I had to try to slide it. The system denied it so I had to use my other credit card. Gotta go request a new card through the bank. Sad times
Posted by Soda Popinski
BRLA
Member since Mar 2006
1216 posts
Posted on 6/27/21 at 11:43 am to
I think my electric toothbrush is crapping out. Might have to get a new one.
Posted by adamau
Member since Oct 2020
3483 posts
Posted on 6/27/21 at 11:43 am to
The fact that you've trained that dog to bring dead birds to the dead bodies you keep in your bed is highly impressive. In a weird way, obviously.
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
6404 posts
Posted on 6/27/21 at 12:19 pm to
Went to get gas, hungover, coffee machine was broke.

Hadn't stocked the taquita's on the roller as well. Had to get a cold muffin.

It's been a rough one so far but I'll pull through.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65497 posts
Posted on 6/27/21 at 12:23 pm to
quote:

Mine was an outlet going out and Nymeria catching a bird to bring to Achsah in bed.
Nymeria’s sense of irony is estimable.

Bringing a dead bird to a bird in a dead bed.

Posted by Ryan3232
Valet driver for TD staff
Member since Dec 2008
25782 posts
Posted on 6/27/21 at 12:36 pm to
After reading the first 2 posts, what the frick is happening in this thread
Posted by armsdealer
Member since Feb 2016
11492 posts
Posted on 6/27/21 at 12:41 pm to
I couldn't find the hook I wanted in 3/0. Had to settle on 2/0 or 4/0 so I got both. Not sure I will ever catch a fish again.
Posted by Cajun Tifoso
Lafayette, LA
Member since Sep 2010
2557 posts
Posted on 6/27/21 at 12:46 pm to
We just had to get another storage unit for our extra stuff.
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
15404 posts
Posted on 6/27/21 at 12:46 pm to
I was trying to read the newspaper and came upon an article about a property tax increase. Choked on the bacon I was eating which made me late for Sunday School.
Posted by MBclass83
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
9344 posts
Posted on 6/27/21 at 12:57 pm to
My southwest flights all jacked up today
Posted by kook
Berrytown
Member since Sep 2013
1892 posts
Posted on 6/27/21 at 12:59 pm to
Accidentally brushed my teeth with Vagasil
This post was edited on 6/27/21 at 1:00 pm
Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
Member since Oct 2005
34447 posts
Posted on 6/27/21 at 1:00 pm to
I had to cut the grass of the yard down the street because I like my neighborhood.
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
16168 posts
Posted on 6/27/21 at 1:02 pm to
Last night I went into the local drugstore to get a cold Diet Coke. They had just restocked the cooler and they were not yet fully cold.

I had to drink a Diet Dr. Pepper instead.
Posted by MEANGREEN65
Funkytown, TX
Member since Oct 2014
777 posts
Posted on 6/27/21 at 1:04 pm to
The ice machine at our beach resort is in the next building over. FML
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