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re: first celebrity you jerked it to?

Posted on 7/12/18 at 11:42 am to
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 7/12/18 at 11:42 am to
Jared Kushner. I'm in love with Ivanka
Posted by TouchedTheAxeIn82
near the Apple spaceship
Member since Nov 2012
5173 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 11:43 am to
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Some African despot

Let’s be real. Who wouldn’t wanna live like a fricking King and have total and complete power for a week.

Then Kim Jong Un would be the better bet:

Kim Jong-un reinstates 'pleasure troupe' harem of young women
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65851 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 11:44 am to
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Then Kim Jong Un would be the better bet:


but, then you'd have that tiny korean penis
Posted by Imtheonly1
GEISMAR
Member since May 2018
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Posted on 7/12/18 at 11:44 am to
Why bother?
Posted by StupidBinder
Jawja
Member since Oct 2017
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Posted on 7/12/18 at 11:46 am to
I’m probably in the minority here, but I wouldn’t do it for women (happily married) and I wouldn’t do it to steal money from someone else.

I guess that leaves experiences. I’d likely be miserable if I was famous, so maybe a fighter pilot or a F1 driver.

Don’t know. There’s a good chance that I pass on this offer all together. I’m just weird like that.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65851 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 11:48 am to
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There’s a good chance that I pass on this offer all together.


your wife reads TD doesn't she?
Posted by MLCLyons
Member since Nov 2012
4708 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 11:49 am to
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Trump


You'd choose to be an old man with one of the most stressful jobs on earth? There are so many people with lots waaay more money than Trump also with a completely open schedule.
Posted by gingerkittie
Member since Aug 2013
2675 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 11:49 am to
Curious, do they get my life as well during that time? If so i want to switch lives with my non verbal grandson who is severely disabled. i will happily live his life while he enjoys mine.

He can live my life and finally tell us everything he wants us to know and we can tell him everything that we want to make sure he knows.

Posted by StupidBinder
Jawja
Member since Oct 2017
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Posted on 7/12/18 at 11:50 am to
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your wife reads TD doesn't she?


No, but why would I give an answer that I know isn’t something that I wouldn’t do?
This post was edited on 7/12/18 at 11:50 am
Posted by MLCLyons
Member since Nov 2012
4708 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 11:50 am to
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Ivanka


But then you get to be groped and ogled by your father.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67482 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 11:52 am to
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Trump

Not
Even
Close
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
110812 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 11:59 am to
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You get to switch lives with one person on this planet for a week, you have full access to all their money/toys/women/etc. However, there will be a drone following you around at all times and your family will get a copy of the footage at the end of the week. Who you switching with?

I'm married, so I don't like this game.

In this case, I'd just go with probably a top athlete just to see what it's like to be on that level of greatness at a sport.
Posted by TigerStripes06
SWLA
Member since Sep 2006
30032 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 12:02 pm to
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you're gonna have to suck ben simmons dick


With some of the people around here, I would imagine that’s incentive to them.
Posted by sean5340
Houma
Member since Aug 2011
466 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 12:05 pm to
Melania Trump
Posted by Areddishfish
The Wild West
Member since Oct 2015
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Posted on 7/12/18 at 12:07 pm to
A protester in Haiti
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 7/12/18 at 12:07 pm to
quote:

Justin Timberlake

Why would you want to get banged by dudes
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
32534 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 12:12 pm to
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Dustin Johnson

Hell yes. My wife could have that footage of me banging Paulina. shite, id post it here to prove I did it.
This post was edited on 7/12/18 at 12:13 pm
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65851 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 12:13 pm to
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My wife could have that footage of me banging Paulina


but, would the footage show YOU or Dustin?
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
32534 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 12:17 pm to
Honestly don’t care which
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65851 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 12:18 pm to
but if it didn't show you. deniability.
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