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re: first celebrity you jerked it to?

Posted on 7/12/18 at 12:35 pm to
Posted by CockHolliday
Columbia, SC
Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 7/12/18 at 12:35 pm to
Kanye West

Then at the very last second before switching back I'd shoot myself.
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
30054 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 12:37 pm to
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Hell yes. My wife could have that footage of me banging Paulina. shite, id post it here to prove I did it.


Snortin coke off her tits and all...I wouldn’t care. It’s just for one week
Might even squeeze in a PGA event
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
70900 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 12:37 pm to
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Good one, though I don't think I could handle being an idiot golf savant for that long.



oh really?



eta just noticed bro in comments asking her to sit on his face
This post was edited on 7/12/18 at 12:40 pm
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
70900 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 12:38 pm to
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Snortin coke off her tits and all...I wouldn’t care.



that's even better
This post was edited on 7/12/18 at 12:39 pm
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65610 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 12:41 pm to
If the were no sex involved, that's easy, Mrs Fut.

She's the luckiest woman on the planet.

She's been told so many times.

On second thought:

I just wouldn't want her to know how easy a life I actually have.
Posted by chalmetteowl
Chalmette
Member since Jan 2008
47547 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 12:42 pm to
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You get to switch lives with one person on this planet for a week, you have full access to all their money/toys/women/etc.


quote:

think I'd go Gronk
the women in your hypothetical are still in reality however. They know they'd let Gronk plow them whenever and wherever he wants, but they can tell the difference between him and a 5'10" nobody who is obviously not Gronk.
Posted by dbuchanon
Member since Nov 2014
19837 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 12:44 pm to
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hypo: you could switch lives for a week with anyone on this planet,


This post was edited on 7/12/18 at 1:34 pm
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65851 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 12:49 pm to
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If the were no sex involved


why bother? Unless it's someone like Neil Armstrong
This post was edited on 7/12/18 at 12:50 pm
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65610 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 12:53 pm to
That's a morbid thought, banging yourself with your SO invested in yourself....
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65851 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 1:01 pm to
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banging yourself with your SO invested in yourself.


Posted by JAB528
The Mexican Ocean
Member since Jun 2012
16870 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 1:15 pm to
Joe Rogan would be another good one.
Posted by JAB528
The Mexican Ocean
Member since Jun 2012
16870 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 1:16 pm to
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171036 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 1:17 pm to
quote:

first celebrity you jerked it to?


Hilarious owlie
Posted by craigbiggio
Member since Dec 2009
31805 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 1:18 pm to
I thought people on the first page were just trying to be funny, until I got to the African despot post and was really fricking confused
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98175 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 1:18 pm to
Some underwear model in the Sears catalog.
Posted by Spelt it rong
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2012
10006 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 1:18 pm to
Nice switch
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
131365 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 1:20 pm to
Nice switcharoo ‘Neck.
Posted by redneck
Los Suenos, Costa Rica
Member since Dec 2003
53600 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 1:21 pm to
got em good man
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
56245 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 1:22 pm to


The most famous people I could find pics of at the time.
Posted by Brazos
Member since Oct 2013
20360 posts
Posted on 7/12/18 at 1:25 pm to
Kay Parker
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