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re: Finally figured out the thing I dislike most about my life partner.
Posted on 12/11/16 at 9:47 am to ArkLaTexTiger
Posted on 12/11/16 at 9:47 am to ArkLaTexTiger
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Get your own bowl Skillet. Problem solved.
Chili's Tanger did that for us once...We had the best lunch that day. There was no fighting.
BR Chili's
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Posted on 12/11/16 at 9:48 am to Skillet
I've learn to take saucer, put several chips n cover them with salsa and chz if available. ...quirky but solve the problem
Eta....own nachos, lol
Eta....own nachos, lol
This post was edited on 12/11/16 at 9:53 am
Posted on 12/11/16 at 10:01 am to MrLarson
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I thought you were going to say his dick was bigger than yours.
He said he finally figured something out... he realized his partner's dick was bigger on the first night.
Posted on 12/11/16 at 10:07 am to Skillet
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Skillet
I haven't been here long but I get the feeling your life really sucks.
Posted on 12/11/16 at 10:12 am to Skillet
My wife is kind of like Audrey. When she puts stuff, salad dressing, gravy, etc., on her food she has to make sure it's 100% mixed in. Hell, why she's doing all that pretty work I'm halfway thru my meal. I tell her the old stomach will get it mixed for her but she still does her thing. 
Posted on 12/11/16 at 10:16 am to Skillet
Is this the brunch thread---the "my boyfes" (boyfriend festus) edition?
Deer sausage, thick bacon, hash browns eggs. Rose champagne.
Deer sausage, thick bacon, hash browns eggs. Rose champagne.
Posted on 12/11/16 at 10:17 am to Skillet
How did you manage to get your sex doll into Chillis in the first place?
Also did you name it or was it named when you bought it like a cabbage patch doll?
Also did you name it or was it named when you bought it like a cabbage patch doll?
Posted on 12/11/16 at 11:18 am to Skillet
Sounds like a murder suicide in the making here.
I'll be keeping an eye out for the inevitable news story.
I'll be keeping an eye out for the inevitable news story.
Posted on 12/11/16 at 11:25 am to Skillet
Sounds like one of those posts where the the girl takes a picture of herself and says my boo caught me sleeping, aw I love him.
Posted on 12/11/16 at 2:12 pm to Skillet
A few bottles of champagne later:
Posted on 12/11/16 at 2:22 pm to Skillet
At least she doesn't double dip.
Posted on 12/11/16 at 2:25 pm to TigahRag
Winston Cup is about to catch an arse whippin'.
Posted on 12/11/16 at 2:26 pm to Skillet
quote:Is this a statement or a question?
Was I a dip shite?
Posted on 12/11/16 at 2:28 pm to Skillet
Yep
Posted on 12/11/16 at 2:31 pm to Skillet
Grab a fork, stab the hand, hand moves, problem solved. Repeat as necessary.
Posted on 12/11/16 at 2:31 pm to Skillet
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She got pissed..Was I a dip shite?
My wife would be pissed too if I pushed her hand away.
I would think since you already are aware of this behavior you plan ahead and maybe scoop some in a dish to circumvent this situation.
Posted on 12/11/16 at 2:43 pm to Skillet
First, for simplicity and clarity just call her your spouse. If she's going to be there for life as your term implies then she is a spouse.
Second, were you drunk? Do you enjoy spanking it because that's no way to part her thighs? Were you starving to death? It's not worth it to tick her off for a fricking scoop of queso. My wife drives me nuts with her quirks but I try to keep in mind that if I'm going to drop $50 then she best enjoy her time out. The other alternative for me is to be single and use that cash to pull an "entertainer" out of the chi-chi bar, I'll pass. Let the girl eat her queso and man up
Second, were you drunk? Do you enjoy spanking it because that's no way to part her thighs? Were you starving to death? It's not worth it to tick her off for a fricking scoop of queso. My wife drives me nuts with her quirks but I try to keep in mind that if I'm going to drop $50 then she best enjoy her time out. The other alternative for me is to be single and use that cash to pull an "entertainer" out of the chi-chi bar, I'll pass. Let the girl eat her queso and man up
Posted on 12/11/16 at 2:48 pm to 75503Tiger
Trust me, she'll be dead from diabetes before the end of next year. And Skillet will be courting some other morbidly obese bingo hall widow. No use trying to communicate with Aubrey now.
Posted on 12/11/16 at 2:48 pm to Skillet
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Her hand just hovers constantly over the the salsa bowl
Posted on 12/11/16 at 2:54 pm to Festus
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Trust me, she'll be dead from diabetes before the end of next year. And Skillet will be courting some other morbidly obese bingo hall widow. No use trying to communicate with Aubrey now.
Your words paint a gloomy picture...You should add some "happy clouds"...
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