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Finally figured out the thing I dislike most about my life partner.
Posted on 12/11/16 at 9:25 am
Posted on 12/11/16 at 9:25 am
You posters ready for this? Hope you're sitting down. And please refrain from any of the standard derogatory comments towards me.
Aubrey is a miserable dipper.....Yep
We're eating chips & salsa yesterday for lunch at Chili's, and Aubrey takes for freaking ever to dip. Her hand just hovers constantly over the the salsa bowl trying to get the perfect chip dip...I'm having to wait for her hand to GTF out the way so I can dip. I was hungry. Finally I pushed her hand out the way so I could dip. She got pissed..Was I a dip shite?
Aubrey is a miserable dipper.....Yep
We're eating chips & salsa yesterday for lunch at Chili's, and Aubrey takes for freaking ever to dip. Her hand just hovers constantly over the the salsa bowl trying to get the perfect chip dip...I'm having to wait for her hand to GTF out the way so I can dip. I was hungry. Finally I pushed her hand out the way so I could dip. She got pissed..Was I a dip shite?
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Posted on 12/11/16 at 9:26 am to Skillet
And Aubrey was her name?
Posted on 12/11/16 at 9:26 am to Skillet
When you said life partner, I thought you were coming out
Posted on 12/11/16 at 9:29 am to Skillet
I thought you were going to say his dick was bigger than yours.
Posted on 12/11/16 at 9:29 am to Skillet
quote:
Was I a dip shite?
Rhetorical
Posted on 12/11/16 at 9:32 am to Skillet
quote:
Finally figured out the thing I dislike most about my life partner
thought this thread was going to be the first OT'er coming out as gay.
Posted on 12/11/16 at 9:34 am to Skillet
quote:
Skillet
Posted on 12/11/16 at 9:35 am to Skillet
Sounds reasonable, Skilly. Chili's chips and salsa is the tits.
Posted on 12/11/16 at 9:35 am to Skillet
First, percent one that you are married
Second, percent zero that your wife knows about skillet if you are married
Second, percent zero that your wife knows about skillet if you are married
Posted on 12/11/16 at 9:36 am to Honky Lips
Pleze stoph with all the cookie-cutter responses. My dream for the newer posters, is for all yawl to be able to compose original thoughts to post....Try harder posters, posting is not easy dammit...sheesh
Posted on 12/11/16 at 9:37 am to Skillet
I went to school with a gay guy named Aubrey, so this checks out
Posted on 12/11/16 at 9:39 am to Skillet
quote:
Finally figured out the thing I dislike most about my life partner.
His dick?
This post was edited on 12/11/16 at 9:40 am
Posted on 12/11/16 at 9:40 am to ZekeTheTeke
The new loaded white queso dip at Chili's is to die for. 
Posted on 12/11/16 at 9:40 am to Skillet
Life partner.... 
If he/she is your "life Partner" for 5 or more years it's called a common law marriage....
If he/she is your "life Partner" for 5 or more years it's called a common law marriage....
This post was edited on 12/11/16 at 9:42 am
Posted on 12/11/16 at 9:41 am to Hangover Haven
Aubrey is a guy
Posted on 12/11/16 at 9:42 am to Skillet
Did y'all make up and shove Albertsons crab legs up one another's assholes?
Posted on 12/11/16 at 9:43 am to supatigah
listen up ex-meaningful poster...don't be surprised if you find a bag o poo poo on your front porch from an irate poster.
Posted on 12/11/16 at 9:44 am to Skillet
Aubrey is a universal name, ya know
Posted on 12/11/16 at 9:44 am to Skillet
Sounds like one hell of a salsa standoff.
Posted on 12/11/16 at 9:45 am to Skillet
Get your own bowl Skillet. Problem solved. 
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