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Fight to the Death - You vs. 2 pit bulls
Posted on 11/30/21 at 11:59 am
Posted on 11/30/21 at 11:59 am
Who wins? (no weapons, just bare hands)
What tactic(s) would you use?
What tactic(s) would you use?
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Posted on 11/30/21 at 11:59 am to The Mick
All the OT would win easy, but everyone else would lose badly.
Posted on 11/30/21 at 12:00 pm to The Mick
I'd pit them against each other
Posted on 11/30/21 at 12:00 pm to The Mick
I guess I'd try my best to gouge their eyes, but most likely my arse would be killed pretty easily by two attacking pit bulls.
Posted on 11/30/21 at 12:01 pm to The Mick
quote:Majority would lose to the pit bulls.
Who wins?
quote:Go for the eyes. Puncture them.
What tactic(s) would you use?
Other targets would be the ear canals and testicles.
Posted on 11/30/21 at 12:01 pm to The Mick
Put bulls in 3
Posted on 11/30/21 at 12:02 pm to The Mick
The OT’s favorite breed of peace thread 
Posted on 11/30/21 at 12:02 pm to The Mick
I'm getting a bunch of flesh ripped off but I'm winning.
Then, if for the purpose of this hypothetical, we are in a primitive era, I'm dying a few days later of sepsis.
So, I'm a winner and a loser - just like that guy that banged the desperate chick in that Offspring song.
Then, if for the purpose of this hypothetical, we are in a primitive era, I'm dying a few days later of sepsis.
So, I'm a winner and a loser - just like that guy that banged the desperate chick in that Offspring song.
Posted on 11/30/21 at 12:04 pm to The Mick
I'm a white girl so I'll have them in matching sweaters drinking PSLs with me in about two minutes.
Posted on 11/30/21 at 12:06 pm to BBMcGee
quote:
I'm a white girl
Rules are rules. Make with the pics
Posted on 11/30/21 at 12:07 pm to The Mick
This will be a thread.
Posted on 11/30/21 at 12:08 pm to The Mick
The dogs I’m sure, they ain’t no joke
Posted on 11/30/21 at 12:08 pm to The Mick
Can I at least have a 18 month old to distract one of them?
Posted on 11/30/21 at 12:12 pm to Displaced
quote:
18 month old to distract one of them?
Damn.......
Posted on 11/30/21 at 12:13 pm to The Mick
quote:
Who wins? (no weapons, just bare hands)
Do I get any props?
Step 1: Give pitbulls treats
Step 2: While eating said treats, dress them as toddlers
Step 3: Things work themselves out
Posted on 11/30/21 at 12:14 pm to JDPndahizzy
quote:
I'd pit them against each other
If that doesn't work, use the pit maneuver.
Posted on 11/30/21 at 12:17 pm to The Mick
quote:
Other targets would be the ear canals and testicles.
I’ve also heard a finger up the pooper sends them running
This post was edited on 11/30/21 at 12:19 pm
Posted on 11/30/21 at 12:22 pm to The Mick
For the OT, assuming no guns:
A good kick to the pit bull's head can kill it, one to the ribs may also kill it, but will certainly make it an easier target on its second and final attack.
First, work on a low roundhouse kick (leg kick). Do this for three months.
Migrate from bags to posts to moving targets like soccer balls. Work on both legs.
Then, accept challenge vs. the dogs.
When the first dog enters your range, kick the stuffing out of it.
Immediately shift to the second dog.
One or both might recover and a second kick might be needed. Do not hesitate to use maximum power again.
If one does clamp on, do not worry, pull out your knife and stab it in the back of the head.
Doggy bones can only take about 900 psi max, a powerful practiced kick can generate 1500-2000 pounds.
Buh-bye pooch.
A good kick to the pit bull's head can kill it, one to the ribs may also kill it, but will certainly make it an easier target on its second and final attack.
First, work on a low roundhouse kick (leg kick). Do this for three months.
Migrate from bags to posts to moving targets like soccer balls. Work on both legs.
Then, accept challenge vs. the dogs.
When the first dog enters your range, kick the stuffing out of it.
Immediately shift to the second dog.
One or both might recover and a second kick might be needed. Do not hesitate to use maximum power again.
If one does clamp on, do not worry, pull out your knife and stab it in the back of the head.
Doggy bones can only take about 900 psi max, a powerful practiced kick can generate 1500-2000 pounds.
Buh-bye pooch.
Posted on 11/30/21 at 12:25 pm to The Mick
Do I get so wear my everyday steel toed boots? If so, I win
Posted on 11/30/21 at 12:25 pm to The Mick
Do I get to wear normal clothes? If so I’d stomp them to death within a few minutes.
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