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re: Fight to the Death - You vs. 2 pit bulls
Posted on 11/30/21 at 12:26 pm to kisatchie53
Posted on 11/30/21 at 12:26 pm to kisatchie53
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Do I get so wear my everyday steel toed boots? If so, I win
That’s where I was going as well
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Posted on 11/30/21 at 12:28 pm to The Mick
I got 2 next door that I’m praying he gets rid of so I can put a dog in my back yard without worrying about it being murdered.
Posted on 11/30/21 at 12:48 pm to The Mick
quote:Probably the pits if they can work together. If not, I win but I take massive damage to an extremity. No way to avoid that.
Who wins?
quote:Engage with one. Use its body to block the second. Engaging means likely taking a bite if you cannot get hands around its neck. If you can grab the neck, crush the throat area. I'm not talking about choking it, grab that cartilage under the skin and start twisting and squeezing until it gives. If you have to take the bite, do not let it grab the long bones of your arm, offer up your fist. Ball it up and shove it straight to the back of the dog's throat. The further back you can get it the less leverage the dog will have on the bite. Go for the throat here as well. All this kick them in the head and ribs stuff will not work at all.
What tactic
Posted on 11/30/21 at 12:54 pm to IceTiger
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IceTiger
I think about this every time I go for a jog. if I could get ahold of one's hind feet, I'd swing him around and knock his head on the ground or a mailbox or what have you, until he'd had enough. The other one, after witnessing this, would probably take inventory of his decisions and walk away to live another day. That, or he's locked onto my nuts and I'm fricked.
Posted on 11/30/21 at 12:55 pm to The Mick
the pitbulls. idk if many folks realize how strong dogs are.
Posted on 11/30/21 at 12:56 pm to The Mick
I personally know a guy that killed a pit bull that attacked him. He was able to grab the dog by his legs and slammed the dog's head on the concrete. Being attacked by two would be a different story. Most human beings on earth would die.
Posted on 11/30/21 at 12:58 pm to jaytothen
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Rules are rules. Make with the pics
you are obviously new here.
also, look at my avy
Posted on 11/30/21 at 1:03 pm to The Mick
Bite it's neck then shake til it's dead. Easy.
Posted on 11/30/21 at 1:21 pm to Huey Lewis
is it just me vs the pitbulls? or is their owner there yelling at me about how they're not aggressive and not to hurt them while getting in my way?
no owner there I have a good chance. if the owner is there I'm screwed.
no owner there I have a good chance. if the owner is there I'm screwed.
Posted on 11/30/21 at 1:26 pm to The Mick
I'd get my arse handed to my own arse by the pits; especially with no weapons
Posted on 11/30/21 at 1:28 pm to The Mick
There's a pretty good chance that I'm going to suffer a paintful death v 2 pit bulls.
I do know this though, Im not going down without a fight. if I die, one of the pits are as well.
I do know this though, Im not going down without a fight. if I die, one of the pits are as well.
Posted on 11/30/21 at 1:31 pm to BBMcGee
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also, look at my avy
Nice! What are PSLs?
This post was edited on 11/30/21 at 1:33 pm
Posted on 11/30/21 at 1:43 pm to greenbean
pumpkin spice lattes 
Posted on 11/30/21 at 1:44 pm to The Mick
I always assumed a person could fight off a pit bull until I went hog hunting with some friends with dogs.
I can't see anyway possible to fight off 1 much less 2. They're much faster than I ever imagined.
I can't see anyway possible to fight off 1 much less 2. They're much faster than I ever imagined.
Posted on 11/30/21 at 1:45 pm to The Mick
you'd have to pull a godzilla vs kong move and turn them on a common enemy. or get them focused on each other.
Posted on 11/30/21 at 1:45 pm to The Mick
They’d kill me if they are those big assed Devils.
Posted on 11/30/21 at 1:45 pm to BBMcGee
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pumpkin spice lattes
Posted on 11/30/21 at 1:46 pm to BBMcGee
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BBMcGee
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I'm a white girl
Sup gurl?
Posted on 11/30/21 at 1:48 pm to The Mick
They are gonna Jack me up for sure but I’m killing one for sure.
I’m just gonna lay there and scream and let them bite me. I’m gonna fight and want to live
I’m just gonna lay there and scream and let them bite me. I’m gonna fight and want to live
Posted on 11/30/21 at 1:53 pm to The Mick
I carry a 110 buck knife with me most of the time so I’ll consider that part of me. I would win, but would definitely not be unscathed.
This post was edited on 11/30/21 at 1:56 pm
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