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re: Female spies are waging sex warfare to steal Silicon Valley secrets

Posted on 10/23/25 at 7:12 pm to
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 10/23/25 at 7:12 pm to
Swallowswell
Posted by Jimmyboy
Member since May 2025
2320 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 7:15 pm to
Chinamen and Russians are playing dirty
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
46425 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 7:22 pm to
This. Hot, exotic chicks aimed directly at nerdy technical types.
Fish in a barrel have a better chance of escaping.
Posted by SpotCheckBilly
Member since May 2020
8525 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 7:38 pm to
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Yes Eric Swallowswell

And he is still in congress


Well, he is a Democrat. Sleeping with a Chinese spy is nothing for them, especially in California politics. Their late Senator, Diane Feinstein had a driver who worked for her for 20 years and was a Chinese spy.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122197 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 7:42 pm to
So can someone go into a bar and pick one of these spies up just by saying "I work for _____"? Or do they do their homework?
Posted by Woolfpack
Member since Jun 2021
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Posted on 10/23/25 at 7:45 pm to
Posted by evil cockroach
27.98N // 86.92E
Member since Nov 2007
9179 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 7:48 pm to
Man, I hope this doesn’t happen to me and the 25.4TB of intellectual property I have from MicroSoft .
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
19980 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 7:51 pm to
Other than literally an exchange of information how in the F do you start talking about secure cyber information when getting down to sexual relations?
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
102783 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 9:56 pm to
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Showing up, marrying a target, having kids with a target — and conducting a lifelong collection operation,



Posted by fkmonark25
Member since Jan 2018
60 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 9:58 pm to
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I wish some smoke show Asian spy would frick my brains out for all the secrets I know about line pipe.
What’s the wall thickness on that, t boy?

I never forget a decal I saw on a truck in Houma years ago, “Nothing finer than a pipeliner”. I think you have a chance…
This post was edited on 10/23/25 at 10:01 pm
Posted by BFANLC
The Beach
Member since Oct 2007
23804 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 10:01 pm to
Just filled out an application for Silicon Valley employment on Indeed.
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
18093 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 10:05 pm to
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You sure it wasn't the money?

Who gave the money and why?
Posted by Longhorn Actual
Member since Dec 2023
3195 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 10:07 pm to
I hear they have sideways USB ports.
Posted by BayouBandit24
Member since Aug 2010
17183 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 10:17 pm to
Nice
Posted by Lou Loomis
A pond. Ponds good for you.
Member since Mar 2025
1971 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 10:43 pm to
Honey pot traps are the oldest weapon in the spy game. These virgin nerds will be absolutely defenseless against their powers and they will give up everything they know because Ming Ling would never do that to me. Ming Ling loves me. Ya know what?! Frick Ming Ling! She’s a spy! Send her back and let her build iPhones for $8 a month.

Why the hell do we let any Chinese at all into this country? Students, tech workers, doctors, professors, get rid of them all. Every single one is sent here to spy.

I’m not worried about the Russkies. They’re too stupid to know what to do with anything they steal.
Posted by chity
Chicago, Il
Member since Dec 2008
6799 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 10:54 pm to
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How does one learn the secrets that these dirty bad spies want? Asking for a friend


Red Sparrow by Jason Mathews

Russian version but probably the same techniques.

Also, great movie.
Posted by Lou Loomis
A pond. Ponds good for you.
Member since Mar 2025
1971 posts
Posted on 10/24/25 at 1:53 am to
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ow in the F do you start talking about secure cyber information when getting down to sexual relations?


It’s probably dirty talk for dorks.
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
12728 posts
Posted on 10/24/25 at 3:49 am to
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Other than literally an exchange of information how in the F do you start talking about secure cyber information when getting down to sexual relations?


I doubt it. They just actively steal information from work laptops and phones while the target is in post colloidal bliss or in the shower.


It is same technique your suspicious wife or girlfriend uses to check if you are cheating on her.
Posted by TaderSalad
mudbug territory
Member since Jul 2014
26446 posts
Posted on 10/24/25 at 5:44 am to
Anyway we can get one of these sex spies to enroll at LSU and then seduce BK?

Title IX his arse for cause.
Posted by FahQGump
Auburn, Al
Member since Dec 2021
1935 posts
Posted on 10/24/25 at 5:54 am to
Is this something I can go to school for??
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