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re: Female football player to star in Superbowl commercial has NFL aspirations.

Posted on 2/1/19 at 10:02 am to
Posted by oogabooga68
Member since Nov 2018
27194 posts
Posted on 2/1/19 at 10:02 am to
And, for fun sake, let's say that at some point in History, there IS a legitimate, for real woman who is good enough to play in the NFL.

Well, no matter how "good" she may be, there will be at least 1,000 guys who are BETTER than she is at whatever position she plays.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90919 posts
Posted on 2/1/19 at 10:05 am to
I have a girl cousin who played WR on her high school football team in Arkansas. Don’t know if she ever saw the field, but she was on the team
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124629 posts
Posted on 2/1/19 at 10:07 am to
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gonna need a back(pun untended) story on this


I hear her bunghole looks like a sarlaac pit
Posted by rowbear1922
Lake Chuck, LA
Member since Oct 2008
15186 posts
Posted on 2/1/19 at 10:07 am to
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that was awful, plus, you don't have time for a 15 yard running start on a placekick


Just saying, the first kick when she runs 15 yards was a kickoff, not a field goal so the run up makes sense. She's on the opposite 30 when she kicks it.

The second, she's in a black shirt, she is kicking a 40 yarder without a tee. Still not enough leg to be a legit kicker.

Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
30308 posts
Posted on 2/1/19 at 10:08 am to
IWHI - on a kick out block
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
73061 posts
Posted on 2/1/19 at 10:14 am to
I would like to see her square up on Earl Campbell in his prime. Or Bo Jackson.
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
71547 posts
Posted on 2/1/19 at 10:14 am to
If she can play NFL level football, sure who cares.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 2/1/19 at 10:16 am to
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Earl Campbell

saw him a couple of months ago, baw is looking like he's on his last leg, in a wheel chair, not joking or ill meant but he could be a sleeper in the 2019 celeb death pool
Posted by MojoGuyPan
Intercession City, Florida
Member since Jun 2018
2797 posts
Posted on 2/1/19 at 10:25 am to
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Or Mike Alstott in his hay day. 
Pretty much any former or current NFL running back would truck her and she'd be taken off on a strecher.




You can say this about most DBs in D3 or AAC DBs in D1.

I think she can certainly play D3 if she has some speed. Even D1 DBs at schools like UCF and Tulane are short and small 5-8 150. D3 is like high school ball.

I think a few years ago they had a guy playing linebacker in D1 who was in his mid-fifties. Some cat that went back to college late in life. If an old man can play something as physical as LB, some chick can easily play DB swatting balls. Also some 60 year olds in D2 and D3.





This post was edited on 2/1/19 at 10:33 am
Posted by MojoGuyPan
Intercession City, Florida
Member since Jun 2018
2797 posts
Posted on 2/1/19 at 10:36 am to
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you know that went straight to DVD.... then into the $5 and under bin at wal mart




Exactly where I found it but at a Walgreens bin. It was pretty good. Personally I think Andy Dick's best work since Cabin Boy or was that Chris Elliot.
Posted by Permit
Stuart, FL
Member since Jan 2017
367 posts
Posted on 2/1/19 at 10:53 am to
I can see trannys making a team some day
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 2/1/19 at 10:56 am to
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This is ridiculous. She will get killed playing college ball


If she dies, she dies.

Posted by Areddishfish
The Wild West
Member since Oct 2015
6284 posts
Posted on 2/1/19 at 10:56 am to
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Can't believe these schools are offering her a scholarship. What a waste of a scholarship.


Think about it though. You would never know these schools existed and now they are in the press getting shared everywhere. PR at its finest.
Posted by ProjectP2294
South St. Louis city
Member since May 2007
70618 posts
Posted on 2/1/19 at 10:57 am to
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she had been offered a scholarship by Bethany College, a Division III team


Yeah, this is bullshite.
Posted by m2pro
Member since Nov 2008
28639 posts
Posted on 2/1/19 at 11:06 am to
When NFL scouts split hairs (completely with good reason) over 1 inch of height from one guy to another, or just the slightest bits of physique... you can't even consider women at all. Their muscle density is plainly not as strong, and they're at a body chemistry extreme disadvantage. Same reason we'll never see women and men boxing cross over. It would be a massacre for so many of them it would be unsafe.
Posted by rowbear1922
Lake Chuck, LA
Member since Oct 2008
15186 posts
Posted on 2/1/19 at 11:10 am to
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Same reason we'll never see women and men boxing cross over. It would be a massacre for so many of them it would be unsafe.


Not boxing but you already have some trans MMA fighter just KO'ing women.

Under 30 second KO
Posted by m2pro
Member since Nov 2008
28639 posts
Posted on 2/1/19 at 11:13 am to
Lolol. I love when their social philosophies are gonna get people hurt. They are a snake eating their own tail at this point. They can't just accept boys and girls have different plumbing and different physical traits. "Superiority" is a construct... but in reality, one side IS stronger, and that's just a fact... that they can't handle.
Posted by rowbear1922
Lake Chuck, LA
Member since Oct 2008
15186 posts
Posted on 2/1/19 at 11:18 am to
There has also been a few trans teens win state championships in wrestling over the past 2 years. It's 100% unfair. If I was a tall basketball player but can't make it in the G league, I'd "transition" and just dominate the WNBA.
Posted by UGATiger26
Jacksonville, FL
Member since Dec 2009
9054 posts
Posted on 2/1/19 at 11:24 am to
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Lolol. I love when their social philosophies are gonna get people hurt. They are a snake eating their own tail at this point. They can't just accept boys and girls have different plumbing and different physical traits. "Superiority" is a construct... but in reality, one side IS stronger, and that's just a fact... that they can't handle.


That's what irks me about these situations.

I really don't care if some girl "dreams" of playing in the NFL. That's great. Shoot for the stars.

It's when the media tries to spin these situations as if to portray that females are "catching up" to males physically and athletically.

There was one story I read about a female who was a backup QB for her HS team. They put her in a game, and she threw a TD (basically, she threw the ball up for grabs, and her WR caught it and then broke a tackle to run the rest of the way for a TD).

Well, shite. From reading the hype in that particular story, you would've thought that half of HS QBs will be females within 10 years.
Posted by rowbear1922
Lake Chuck, LA
Member since Oct 2008
15186 posts
Posted on 2/1/19 at 11:26 am to
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I really don't care if some girl "dreams" of playing in the NFL. That's great. Shoot for the stars.



Well, Budda and Greedy have to hate this article. They both just dropped as Toni becomes the top ranked DB in the draft class.
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