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re: Female BJJ black belt vs 265 lb man possibly NSFW

Posted on 1/3/24 at 3:14 pm to
Posted by MattA
Member since Nov 2019
2019 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 3:14 pm to
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but physics still wins after a point. i'm a blue belt and i weigh around 200 lbs, and i've rolled with female black belts. they are definitely challenging, and you do have to protect yourself, but i have never felt truly in danger from any of them


Blue belt mafia represent
Posted by Sam Quint
Member since Sep 2022
8866 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 3:16 pm to
Posted by bamaguy17
Member since Jul 2022
1282 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 3:17 pm to
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Naw it’s very real

I know, I was making that joke mma people make. It’s referring to Derrick Lewis just standing up from the bottom position
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
18037 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 3:17 pm to
I remember that time that someone offered any baws here $1000 to roll with a semi pro MMA chick and no one took him up on it.
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
33489 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 3:18 pm to
Yep
Posted by Longhorn Actual
Member since Dec 2023
3188 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 3:22 pm to
I don't care what the caption says, she's definitely not a black belt in BJJ. That's easy to see from her technique and by the way she moves.
Posted by SloaneRanger
Upper Hurstville
Member since Jan 2014
13780 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 3:23 pm to
That dude could have made her tap out by slapping her on the arse a few times.
Posted by BottomlandBrew
Member since Aug 2010
29887 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 3:28 pm to
That dude wasn't trying at all, or he was super nervous.

Way back in high school wrestling I had to wrestle a girl. This girl was way hotter than she had any business being. I was just a nerdy fly weight who was only on the team to score points from forfeits because no one was in my weight class. I have never been so nervous to wrestle. Once we started wrestling, it was very obvious I had a large power advantage, but frick, I was so nervous I could barely do a thing. Took me almost to the end of the 1st to get her pinned. Oddly, I remember she had terrible BO.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
105295 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 3:33 pm to
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Oddly, I remember she had terrible BO.


Well that was a buzzkill.
Posted by lowhound
Effie
Member since Aug 2014
10360 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 3:34 pm to
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BJJ isn’t real, just stand up

Till you lose a knee

Honestly, men don't have to be assholes rolling with women. Do we all throttle it down when rolling with a woman? Absolutely. Can they still make you tap if you're not defending correctly? Absolutely. But gyms get bad reputations from crushing all the women that try to train there. If its a family gym (kids and women welcome) then you play nice, be a good partner, and let them get some work in. It's the same way when I roll with my 12yo kid, I don't have to break his spirit to try and teach him.

This post was edited on 1/3/24 at 3:45 pm
Posted by Sam Quint
Member since Sep 2022
8866 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 3:34 pm to
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Oddly, I remember she had terrible BO.

probably strategically.
Posted by lowhound
Effie
Member since Aug 2014
10360 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 3:39 pm to
quote:

Blue belt mafia represent



Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
93289 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 3:40 pm to
dude is like 'oh no'

'stop'

'please'

'too much'


Posted by Rex Feral
Somewhere near Athens
Member since Jan 2014
16595 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 3:40 pm to
I wouldn't mind if she rolled around on me for a couple second before putting me in an arm bar.
Posted by BottomlandBrew
Member since Aug 2010
29887 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 3:45 pm to
Probably. She was fricking rank. I hadn't thought about that in 20 years.
Posted by lowhound
Effie
Member since Aug 2014
10360 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 3:46 pm to
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I wouldn't mind if she rolled around on me for a couple second before putting me in an arm bar.


Straight double unders right off the bat, pass then crossface underhook with heavy chest pressure from side control to North South



Sweaty titties in spandex make a funny sound when you're breathing heavy into them
This post was edited on 1/3/24 at 4:05 pm
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
33636 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 3:47 pm to
Looks like they're running drills.
This post was edited on 1/3/24 at 3:48 pm
Posted by PikesPeak
The Penalty Box
Member since Apr 2022
985 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 3:52 pm to
Probably accept his fate
Posted by CrystalPreserves
Member since May 2019
4273 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 3:54 pm to
quote:

i could always just crash my entire weight down on them and there wouldnt be much they could do


If she’s a legit competitive black belt and you manage to pressure pass her guard, you are not out of the woods unless you can sub her. She’s likely gonna beat you on points.
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
18070 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 3:57 pm to
I'd let her give me the stink face

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