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re: Female BJJ black belt vs 265 lb man possibly NSFW
Posted on 1/3/24 at 3:14 pm to Sam Quint
Posted on 1/3/24 at 3:14 pm to Sam Quint
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but physics still wins after a point. i'm a blue belt and i weigh around 200 lbs, and i've rolled with female black belts. they are definitely challenging, and you do have to protect yourself, but i have never felt truly in danger from any of them
Blue belt mafia represent
Posted on 1/3/24 at 3:17 pm to MattA
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Naw it’s very real
I know, I was making that joke mma people make. It’s referring to Derrick Lewis just standing up from the bottom position
Posted on 1/3/24 at 3:17 pm to Jim Rockford
I remember that time that someone offered any baws here $1000 to roll with a semi pro MMA chick and no one took him up on it.
Posted on 1/3/24 at 3:22 pm to Jim Rockford
I don't care what the caption says, she's definitely not a black belt in BJJ. That's easy to see from her technique and by the way she moves.
Posted on 1/3/24 at 3:23 pm to Jim Rockford
That dude could have made her tap out by slapping her on the arse a few times.
Posted on 1/3/24 at 3:28 pm to Jim Rockford
That dude wasn't trying at all, or he was super nervous.
Way back in high school wrestling I had to wrestle a girl. This girl was way hotter than she had any business being. I was just a nerdy fly weight who was only on the team to score points from forfeits because no one was in my weight class. I have never been so nervous to wrestle. Once we started wrestling, it was very obvious I had a large power advantage, but frick, I was so nervous I could barely do a thing. Took me almost to the end of the 1st to get her pinned. Oddly, I remember she had terrible BO.
Way back in high school wrestling I had to wrestle a girl. This girl was way hotter than she had any business being. I was just a nerdy fly weight who was only on the team to score points from forfeits because no one was in my weight class. I have never been so nervous to wrestle. Once we started wrestling, it was very obvious I had a large power advantage, but frick, I was so nervous I could barely do a thing. Took me almost to the end of the 1st to get her pinned. Oddly, I remember she had terrible BO.
Posted on 1/3/24 at 3:33 pm to BottomlandBrew
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Oddly, I remember she had terrible BO.
Well that was a buzzkill.
Posted on 1/3/24 at 3:34 pm to bamaguy17
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BJJ isn’t real, just stand up
Till you lose a knee
Honestly, men don't have to be assholes rolling with women. Do we all throttle it down when rolling with a woman? Absolutely. Can they still make you tap if you're not defending correctly? Absolutely. But gyms get bad reputations from crushing all the women that try to train there. If its a family gym (kids and women welcome) then you play nice, be a good partner, and let them get some work in. It's the same way when I roll with my 12yo kid, I don't have to break his spirit to try and teach him.

This post was edited on 1/3/24 at 3:45 pm
Posted on 1/3/24 at 3:34 pm to BottomlandBrew
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Oddly, I remember she had terrible BO.
probably strategically.
Posted on 1/3/24 at 3:39 pm to MattA
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Blue belt mafia represent
Posted on 1/3/24 at 3:40 pm to Jim Rockford
dude is like 'oh no'
'stop'
'please'
'too much'

'stop'
'please'
'too much'
Posted on 1/3/24 at 3:40 pm to Jim Rockford
I wouldn't mind if she rolled around on me for a couple second before putting me in an arm bar.
Posted on 1/3/24 at 3:45 pm to Sam Quint
Probably. She was fricking rank. I hadn't thought about that in 20 years.
Posted on 1/3/24 at 3:46 pm to Rex Feral
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I wouldn't mind if she rolled around on me for a couple second before putting me in an arm bar.
Straight double unders right off the bat, pass then crossface underhook with heavy chest pressure from side control to North South
Sweaty titties in spandex make a funny sound when you're breathing heavy into them
This post was edited on 1/3/24 at 4:05 pm
Posted on 1/3/24 at 3:47 pm to Jim Rockford
Looks like they're running drills. 
This post was edited on 1/3/24 at 3:48 pm
Posted on 1/3/24 at 3:52 pm to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
Probably accept his fate
Posted on 1/3/24 at 3:54 pm to Sam Quint
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i could always just crash my entire weight down on them and there wouldnt be much they could do
If she’s a legit competitive black belt and you manage to pressure pass her guard, you are not out of the woods unless you can sub her. She’s likely gonna beat you on points.
Posted on 1/3/24 at 3:57 pm to Pfft
I'd let her give me the stink face


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