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re: Favorite Jerry Clower Joke?

Posted on 2/28/21 at 4:20 am to
Posted by FLObserver
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Posted on 2/28/21 at 4:20 am to
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Posted by Dawgwithnoname
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Posted on 2/28/21 at 4:41 am to
Posted by McLemore
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Posted on 2/28/21 at 6:59 am to
Until the one someone posted yesterday about the dead uncle in the beer joint I hadn't listened to Jerry since I was a kid. But I used to be obsessed. I remember every one posted in this thread so far.

Quail hunting gets me every time. I could probably recite it.

Eta: now so many punchlines are running through my head. We used to drive from BR to my grandparents' houses in MS and listened to the tapes over and over and over.

Souped-up wildcat: "Just shoot up here amongst us! One of us got to have some relief!"
This post was edited on 2/28/21 at 7:39 am
Posted by Big Bill
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Posted on 2/28/21 at 7:50 am to
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Posted by IAmNERD
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Posted on 2/28/21 at 7:59 am to
"Knock him out Joooohn."
Posted by canyon
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Posted on 2/28/21 at 8:03 am to
“Those Tigers are bad, wet or dry!”
Posted by Floyd Dawg
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Posted on 2/28/21 at 8:20 am to
SiriusXM 97 (Foxworthy's channel) runs Clower's stuff every so often.

The thing about his stuff I like is that after he tells the story, he'll add in serious things for you to think about and they're always poignant and relevant, even today.
Posted by HogBalls
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Posted on 2/28/21 at 8:27 am to
Rat killing where the rat ran up his pants leg.

Marcels talking chainsaw
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Posted by Vade95
Da Parish
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Posted on 2/28/21 at 8:31 am to
I haven’t heard him in years! Went down the Jerry Clower rabbit hole on YouTube. Too funny. Is the Dinner Bell still open?
Posted by Coater
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Posted on 2/28/21 at 8:34 am to
Mr Clower used to come to our high school and do shows in our gym wearing his leisure suit. Man those were good times
Posted by deltaland
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Posted on 2/28/21 at 8:36 am to
quote:

Amazing to me that someone can be so entertaining and yet be totally clean in his storytelling.


It’s an art of comedy that has been lost. Nowadays it’s all filth or Trump is bad jokes
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 2/28/21 at 8:37 am to
quote:

Watching a funeral procession in yahoo city I asked who died, so-in-so replied without batting an eye, the person in the back of the hearse.


This type of smartass humor is extremely popular in the delta to this day. I use it all the time
Posted by DomincDecoco
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Posted on 2/28/21 at 9:08 am to
Lucius.........Ledbetter..........Appliance........Repair

Eta: lady, i sure hope your team wins
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Posted by marcnbc
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Posted on 2/28/21 at 9:10 am to
Tater rides the Moped.

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Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
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Posted on 2/28/21 at 9:14 am to
Ol Slantface

I love me some coon hunting and that story is beautifully hillarious.
Posted by ldts
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Posted on 2/28/21 at 9:26 am to
Somebody already posted my favorite so I'll add another one I like
kiss the mule
Posted by Catahoula20LSU
Louisiana
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Posted on 2/28/21 at 9:40 am to
Marcel and the beer joint.
Knock em out John!
Posted by gthog61
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Posted on 2/28/21 at 9:49 am to
Sonny flying through the air into the chifforobe
Posted by dchog
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Posted on 2/28/21 at 9:53 am to
It's Roy Damn Mercer.

M-e-r-c-e-r.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
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Posted on 2/28/21 at 10:07 am to
Mine is probably when they took the Ledbetter's Pops out for his final hunting trip. I also liked the one with the quail hunt and uncle Versie's cows.
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