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re: Favorite comparative phrase?
Posted on 10/4/25 at 10:19 am to hometownhero89
Posted on 10/4/25 at 10:19 am to hometownhero89
fricked up like a football bat
Drunker than Hogan's goat
Drunker than Hogan's goat
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Posted on 10/4/25 at 10:24 am to hometownhero89
Can't keep fricking the dog then be shocked when it gets pregnant.
Posted on 10/4/25 at 10:29 am to hometownhero89
quote:
Favorite comparative phrase?
I personally can’t stand any of that simpleton country retard lingo.
Posted on 10/4/25 at 10:30 am to hometownhero89
More complicated than Chinese calculus
Posted on 10/4/25 at 10:31 am to hometownhero89
Not comparative but my current favorite:
Did the two-headed whore win the dick sucking contest?
Did the two-headed whore win the dick sucking contest?
Posted on 10/4/25 at 10:49 am to hometownhero89
too stupid to manage a blowjob in a dick factory
Posted on 10/4/25 at 10:59 am to dirtsandwich
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We hit it off like a metaphor.
From the dhali Ray Wylie Hubbard llama
Posted on 10/4/25 at 11:00 am to hometownhero89
That’s about as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
Posted on 10/4/25 at 11:16 am to genro
Hotter than two cats screwin’ in a wool sock.
Posted on 10/4/25 at 11:46 am to hometownhero89
“You could frick up a one car funeral procession “
Posted on 10/4/25 at 12:09 pm to hometownhero89
fricked up like a sunroof on a jet ski
fricked up like a screen door on a submarine
fricked up like a football bat
Luck so bad you can go bobbing in a barrel of titays and come up with a dick in your mouth.
Boy can tear up a bowling ball with a rubber mallet.
fricked up like a screen door on a submarine
fricked up like a football bat
Luck so bad you can go bobbing in a barrel of titays and come up with a dick in your mouth.
Boy can tear up a bowling ball with a rubber mallet.
Posted on 10/4/25 at 12:11 pm to hometownhero89
Like stink on a dead goat.
Posted on 10/4/25 at 12:11 pm to hometownhero89
More anxious than a cat in a rocking chair store!
As confused as a monkey humping a football!
Can’t hit the side of a barn two feet away with a three foot bat.
As confused as a monkey humping a football!
Can’t hit the side of a barn two feet away with a three foot bat.
This post was edited on 10/4/25 at 12:16 pm
Posted on 10/4/25 at 12:14 pm to hometownhero89
Sweating like a gerbil in a gay bar.
Posted on 10/4/25 at 12:26 pm to hometownhero89
Ugly as a mud fence.
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