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re: Fatal shark attack in Australia
Posted on 2/16/22 at 9:48 am to tiggerthetooth
Posted on 2/16/22 at 9:48 am to tiggerthetooth
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Scary arse place to be in the water.
You think the land is much safer?
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Posted on 2/16/22 at 9:50 am to fr33manator
Posted on 2/16/22 at 9:50 am to Mr Personality
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They were alerted of the danger by the swimmer's ear-piercing screams but could do nothing but watch on in shock as the monster shark ripped the swimmer into two and 'swallow parts of his body'.
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Video
Nah, I'm good me
Posted on 2/16/22 at 9:51 am to tiggerthetooth
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Recently learned Australia has a lot of saltwater crocodiles as well. Scary arse place to be in the water.
They also have an issue with dangerous jellyfish
Posted on 2/16/22 at 9:54 am to MusclesofBrussels
Those seagulls had a feast too. Imagine one of them landing on your picnic table with some dude's pinkie in their beak.
Posted on 2/16/22 at 9:54 am to 777Tiger
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was thinking something similar, water was way too rough for just a swim,
The other clue were all the people fishing from onshore. Apparently there is a lot of fish activity in that area. Good for all predators, human and shark. Also based on the nature of the waves it appears to be a steep drop off 50 or so feet from the shore. Good for fishing and perfect for great white ambush attacks.
Posted on 2/16/22 at 9:56 am to Mr Personality
I for one am enjoying the jaws gifs.
Couldn't see shite in the video
Couldn't see shite in the video
Posted on 2/16/22 at 9:56 am to MusclesofBrussels
Would be a terrible way to go. I still think about that kid from Mississippi that got his arm ripped off by a shark down here 20 years ago. An old buddy of mine was the ranger that killed the shark and removed the kids arm from it's mouth.
This post was edited on 2/16/22 at 2:17 pm
Posted on 2/16/22 at 9:58 am to Mr Personality
Imagine being the person struggling and when you are above water you see a motherfricker fishing and the other one filming you on his phone.
Posted on 2/16/22 at 9:58 am to Mr Personality
Just reading this article put me into some shock.
Not clicking that video
Not clicking that video
Posted on 2/16/22 at 10:00 am to Mr Personality
Article said it was a vertical attack too. 
Posted on 2/16/22 at 10:01 am to LSUBogeyMan
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Dude on the rocks never even took his fishing pole out the water.
Why pass up an opportunity when there’s free chum in the water
Posted on 2/16/22 at 10:02 am to tiggerthetooth
Everything in Australia will kill you which is why it’s mind blowing how scared they are of covid
Posted on 2/16/22 at 10:03 am to MusclesofBrussels
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Recently learned Australia has a lot of saltwater crocodiles as well. Scary arse place to be in the water.
They also have an issue with dangerous jellyfish
And venomous sea snakes...
Posted on 2/16/22 at 10:05 am to PassingThrough
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And venomous sea snakes...
and deadly octopi
Posted on 2/16/22 at 10:06 am to LegendInMyMind
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You know where I have damn near a zero percent chance of dying from a shark attack?
Being quarantined in your house like the government wants you to be?
Posted on 2/16/22 at 10:09 am to LegendInMyMind
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You know where I have damn near a zero percent chance of dying from a shark attack? Sitting on my front porch.
I just want to expound on this a bit.
If you hear that I, Legend, have been killed in a shark attack, you can pretty much write it off as a horseshite OT rumor.
If, however, you hear that I was hit by a dump truck whilst trying to get a pic of a cool-looking bird, you can probably trust that one.
The headline would likely read something like this:
"Local man tragically killed after absentmindedly wondering into traffic in pursuit of a Vermillion Flycatcher."
Posted on 2/16/22 at 10:17 am to LegendInMyMind
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The headline would likely read something like this:
"Local man tragically killed after absentmindedly wondering into traffic in pursuit of a Vermillion Flycatcher."
I am pretty sure that my end will be also met while I am being distracted by a cool bird. I've actually been told by friends that they think this how I will die.
This post was edited on 2/16/22 at 10:33 am
Posted on 2/16/22 at 10:24 am to Aquila
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don't bother, there's nothing to see - at most there's a hazy pink circle at the point of attack
To be fair, the video blurs out the victim.
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