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Family member accidentally ate 6 weed cookies

Posted on 8/20/19 at 6:18 pm
Posted by jscrims
Lost
Member since May 2008
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Posted on 8/20/19 at 6:18 pm
So my wife’s stepbrother asked his dad to dog sit his dog because the guy had an all day event at work from 5am to later this afternoon. No idea why the dog couldn’t be left alone for that long but it doesn’t matter.

While the dad was hanging out at the son’s house, he ate 6 cookies the son had in the cookie jar. Turns out those were weed cookies and the dad, a recently retired physics teacher, threw up a few times and couldn’t even talk. He tried to call my mother in law and just was speaking gibberish and was completely stoned out of his mind

Is it bad I find this hilarious and cant wait to hear how the conversation with his son goes afterwards? I told them to put on some good music and order a pizza.
This post was edited on 8/20/19 at 6:38 pm
Posted by terriblegreen
Spokane, LA
Member since Aug 2011
12453 posts
Posted on 8/20/19 at 6:19 pm to
I laughed. That's funny shite.
Posted by rsbd
banks of the Mississippi
Member since Jan 2007
23471 posts
Posted on 8/20/19 at 6:20 pm to
I need to test the remaining cookies for science
Posted by craigbiggio
Member since Dec 2009
31805 posts
Posted on 8/20/19 at 6:22 pm to
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threw up a few times and couldn’t even talk


Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
88338 posts
Posted on 8/20/19 at 6:22 pm to
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So my wife’s parents are divorced and her mom re-married this guy who had a son with his ex-wife.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 8/20/19 at 6:23 pm to
He couldnt hang with me and mine
Posted by Ripley
Member since Aug 2016
4589 posts
Posted on 8/20/19 at 6:24 pm to
quote:

So my wife’s parents are divorced and her mom re-married this guy who had a son with his ex-wife.



eta: damnit
This post was edited on 8/20/19 at 6:25 pm
Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
Member since Jul 2009
38566 posts
Posted on 8/20/19 at 6:24 pm to
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threw up a few times and couldn’t even talk. He tried to call my mother in law and just was speaking gibberish
Posted by Epic Cajun
Lafayette, LA
Member since Feb 2013
37467 posts
Posted on 8/20/19 at 6:27 pm to
Why didn’t you use the phrase “my wife’s stepdad” and “my wife’s stepbrother”?
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
59447 posts
Posted on 8/20/19 at 6:32 pm to
If a person can’t find the hilarity in this situation, then I can’t help you.
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 8/20/19 at 6:33 pm to
Hopefully he doesn’t get addicted. My cousin had to go to rehab after his first semester of college.
Posted by jscrims
Lost
Member since May 2008
3835 posts
Posted on 8/20/19 at 6:35 pm to
They were married after she was in college so she doesn’t call him that. It does make sense to edit it though for the purpose of the story.
This post was edited on 8/20/19 at 6:36 pm
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135028 posts
Posted on 8/20/19 at 6:38 pm to
I had a cousin eat almost an entire plate of special brownies once not realizing.


He said it took him a day and a half to get back to normal
Posted by gizmothepug
Louisiana
Member since Apr 2015
8851 posts
Posted on 8/20/19 at 6:41 pm to
quote:

While the dad was hanging out at the son’s house, he ate 6 cookies the son had in the cookie jar. Turns out those were weed cookies


Why can’t I be that lucky?
Posted by skeeter531
Member since Jun 2014
2493 posts
Posted on 8/20/19 at 6:56 pm to
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They were married after she was in college so she doesn’t call him that. It does make sense to edit it though for the purpose of the story.


my parents divorced after I was grown and married and I don't call the children of their "new" spouses my stepbrothers and stepsisters either.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139218 posts
Posted on 8/20/19 at 6:58 pm to
Blastoff!
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
12643 posts
Posted on 8/20/19 at 7:32 pm to
Every home made weed cookie I've encountered smells like straight up weed. How did he not pick up that scent before finishing off 6 cookies? Also, that's like 30 bucks worth of cookies, so his gonna need to pay that back.
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
36658 posts
Posted on 8/20/19 at 7:35 pm to
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Why can’t I be that lucky?


:drumroll: Where were these cookies when I wanted a snack.
Posted by Yesca11
Minneapolis
Member since Aug 2008
2156 posts
Posted on 8/20/19 at 7:37 pm to
Edibles are heavy duty
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2014
7567 posts
Posted on 8/20/19 at 7:39 pm to
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How did he not pick up that scent before finishing off 6 cookies?

Someone who eats six cookies is probably just snarfing them down and not paying attention
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