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Posted on 8/20/19 at 7:40 pm to jscrims
What kind of fatass eats 6 cookies in one day?
Posted on 8/20/19 at 7:40 pm to rsbd
I've never smoked, but had about 5 or 6 "cookies" once before a JJ Grey show in Austin. Last thing I remember was telling my buddy...hey that's John Popper. Next thing I know I'm on the floor, they had to call an ambulance and I was taken to the hospital for dehydration. Didn't even get to see JJ Grey perform 
Posted on 8/20/19 at 7:40 pm to jscrims
Tightttttttttttt
Posted on 8/20/19 at 7:43 pm to jscrims
Karma for eating all six cookies left in the jar. They must have been damn good pot cookies.
Posted on 8/20/19 at 7:45 pm to Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Inb4: don’t be a fatass and eat 6 cookies of someone else’s. Lol.
Eta: dangit not b4 others.
Seriously though, I need more details. Like was there only 6 cookies left and he ate them all? Or was there like 20 weed cookies and he ate 6 of them? That’s a lot of weed cookies is what I’m saying. And if he ate like 6 of 8 cookies left in a jar, that’s kinda dick ish and karma.
Eta: dangit not b4 others.
Seriously though, I need more details. Like was there only 6 cookies left and he ate them all? Or was there like 20 weed cookies and he ate 6 of them? That’s a lot of weed cookies is what I’m saying. And if he ate like 6 of 8 cookies left in a jar, that’s kinda dick ish and karma.
This post was edited on 8/20/19 at 7:47 pm
Posted on 8/20/19 at 7:47 pm to Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Have you ever had a weed cookie that you ate and could not detect an irregular aftertaste? Maybe 2 or 3, but not 6. That fricker knows exactly what they were, but didn't feel anything after the first 20 minutes after eating one, then gobbled down 5 more, couldn't handle his shite and now owes his son some money.
Posted on 8/20/19 at 7:48 pm to jscrims
Weed cookies... Killing two birds with one stone....
Posted on 8/20/19 at 7:49 pm to jscrims
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Turns out those were weed cookies and the dad, a recently retired physics teacher, threw up a few times and couldn’t even talk. He tried to call my mother in law and just was speaking gibberish and was stoned out of his mind
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Is it bad I find this hilarious
No. Its fricking hilariously funny.
Posted on 8/20/19 at 7:51 pm to Supermoto Tiger
The next white physics teacher I meet that’s not a stoner will be the first. Those guys are a hippy as hell. Guarantee you he knew what they were just didn’t realize their dosage.
This post was edited on 8/20/19 at 7:51 pm
Posted on 8/20/19 at 7:52 pm to jscrims
Let us know how all that goes 
Posted on 8/20/19 at 7:54 pm to jscrims
You make stuff up
Posted on 8/20/19 at 7:56 pm to jscrims
My mother did the same thing at her boyfriends house. His kids came from out of town with cookies and she ate 4 of them and almost had to go to emergency room.
Posted on 8/20/19 at 8:00 pm to Kaybaby82
quote:Sounds like everyone just keeps their edibles sitting around the house. I lock that shite up.
My mother did the same thing at her boyfriends house. His kids came from out of town with cookies and she ate 4 of them and almost had to go to emergency room.
Posted on 8/20/19 at 8:00 pm to jscrims
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While the dad was hanging out at the son’s house, he ate 6 cookies the son had in the cookie jar.
Maybe next time he'll think twice about being a fatty.
Posted on 8/20/19 at 8:03 pm to jscrims
The only bad thing is no video .... https://youtu.be/wdKgdAjlO-s
Posted on 8/20/19 at 8:07 pm to NotoriousFSU
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How did he not pick up that scent before finishing off 6 cookies? Also, that's like 30 bucks worth of cookies, so his gonna need to pay that back.
This post was edited on 8/20/19 at 8:07 pm
Posted on 8/20/19 at 8:10 pm to NotoriousFSU
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Every home made weed cookie I've encountered smells like straight up weed
Depends on the baked good, but there’s absolutely ways to mask the taste and smell so they’re near indistinguishable from a normal one.
Why’s the dad scarfing down all of his son’s cookies anyway? Dick move
Posted on 8/20/19 at 8:10 pm to jscrims
Who eats 6 regular cookies
Posted on 8/20/19 at 8:12 pm to jscrims
Yeah and I accidentally hit a bong a few times in college
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