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re: Fake tan-addicted teenager accused of pretending to be black online

Posted on 6/15/21 at 1:48 pm to
Posted by tommy2tone1999
St. George, LA
Member since Sep 2008
6781 posts
Posted on 6/15/21 at 1:48 pm to
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
49443 posts
Posted on 6/15/21 at 1:52 pm to
Looks fake as hell in some pics.

Don't care. Would.

Actually reminds me of a past GF. She wasn't THAT dark but tanned excessively. So much so I laughed the first time I took her from behind. Her asscrack wasn't tanned, so almost glowed in the darkened room.

I told her to stay off the tanning beds as she was going to have leather for skin if she kept it up. (Her mom looked like a Coach bag) Looked much better with a natural tan/skin tone several months later.
This post was edited on 6/15/21 at 1:53 pm
Posted by carhartt
Member since Feb 2013
7721 posts
Posted on 6/15/21 at 1:52 pm to


She looks like a cheap mannequin.
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
15162 posts
Posted on 6/15/21 at 2:46 pm to
quote:

These people better stay away from North Jersey or they might combust in fury.




My very first thought was "Jersey Shore" with the big hair and face that looks like her last name consists of 5 vowels.

Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
19197 posts
Posted on 6/15/21 at 2:49 pm to


What she'll be looking like in a few years.
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
15162 posts
Posted on 6/15/21 at 3:04 pm to
quote:

What she'll be looking like in a few years.



When I was in my late 20's I had a friend that hooked up with a Cougar, long before that term came to mean older woman looking for younger men. He was nothing short of lazy and liked the idea of being a kept man, so it worked for both of them for a while.

She had her right change, owned an apartment complex across the canal from where Costco now sits and actually lived there. In the summer all she did was sit around the pool and tan. She looked to be late 60's at best and I when found out she was in her mid 40's I almost shite a brick. All that tanning really took a toll on her skin.
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
49700 posts
Posted on 6/15/21 at 3:10 pm to
Is she a butterface or not?
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
53841 posts
Posted on 6/15/21 at 3:15 pm to
quote:

blackfishing


Oh, FFS. She’d be more guilty of “blackfishing” if she stayed white.
Posted by Tangineck
Mandeville
Member since Nov 2017
1821 posts
Posted on 6/15/21 at 3:59 pm to
Had pretty much the entire webbing between my thumb and forefinger removed in December (pre-melanoma) at 39 years old. Good luck to this chick, people that tan have no idea the hell they are in for.
Posted by KAHog
South Trough
Member since Mar 2013
2377 posts
Posted on 6/15/21 at 4:02 pm to
More inclined to think she were black cause she has plastic covering her sofa. Dead giveaway.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
66007 posts
Posted on 6/15/21 at 4:05 pm to
Oompa loompa doompety doo
Posted by texasmason
Dallas
Member since Apr 2019
1300 posts
Posted on 6/15/21 at 4:09 pm to
Yeah I would do that...

Posted by WinnPtiger
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2011
23884 posts
Posted on 6/15/21 at 4:12 pm to
quote:

She's 100% trying to be black.


I don’t think she has arse implants or fake hair
Posted by SouthernStyled
Member since Apr 2021
1307 posts
Posted on 6/15/21 at 4:12 pm to
quote:

Fake tan


Not fake, bruh.

Not smart, but not chemicals at least.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
66007 posts
Posted on 6/15/21 at 4:15 pm to
absolutely looks fake
Posted by Buckshot24
Gonzales, La.
Member since Oct 2012
264 posts
Posted on 6/15/21 at 4:16 pm to
I see nothing wrong with this using today's logic. She can identify as anything she wants to be just like all the other stupid morons in this world!!!
Posted by imjustafatkid
Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
50545 posts
Posted on 6/15/21 at 4:16 pm to
She looks ridiculous. Whatever her intent, no one needs to be outraged by it. She makes herself look stupid all on her own.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
12445 posts
Posted on 6/15/21 at 6:22 pm to
Posted by Sus-Scrofa
Member since Feb 2013
8164 posts
Posted on 6/15/21 at 6:27 pm to
Most of the girls I know who took tanning too far turned orange.

So at least she has turned herself in to an actual skin tone and not an Oompa Loompa.
Posted by dgnx6
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
68695 posts
Posted on 6/15/21 at 6:36 pm to
quote:

She looks fake.


Her hair style def doesn't help, but every woman that has filtered pics looks "fake". Fake tits, fake lips, fake hair.

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