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re: Existential Crisis Thread
Posted on 8/13/15 at 9:13 pm to LarrytheGolfer
Posted on 8/13/15 at 9:13 pm to LarrytheGolfer
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brush teeth and hair
I actually kind of like brushing my teeth.
And I keep my hair short. Easy peazey.
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Posted on 8/13/15 at 9:20 pm to LarrytheGolfer
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You realize all of this will be pointless when your cells finally stop working.
Eat your own feedback buddy & stop waisting your time with pointless rhetoric that no one cares to hear.
Posted on 8/13/15 at 9:35 pm to LarrytheGolfer
"Life is a meaningless nightmare of pain and suffering."
-Zelig's father's dying words
-Zelig's father's dying words
Posted on 8/13/15 at 9:38 pm to LarrytheGolfer
Oh, and I banged your wife by the way.
Posted on 8/13/15 at 10:06 pm to LarrytheGolfer
As a co-worker once said, 'life is a shite sandwich, every day you have to take another bite, some days you have to eat the whole thing'. If you don't like it, lower your overhead to fit your work ethic.
Posted on 8/13/15 at 10:07 pm to Walking the Earth
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What moron gets dressed before his morning piss and/or shite?
Yep, and what moron doesn't welcome his morning piss and shite?
Posted on 8/13/15 at 10:08 pm to LarrytheGolfer
Yeah life's terrible. You just figured that out? Are you twelve?
Shut up and get back to work?
Shut up and get back to work?
Posted on 8/13/15 at 10:15 pm to LarrytheGolfer
Because work gives me purpose. It gives me a reason to get up and go about my day. Make good money. Make sure my kids are provided for.
Gives me the means to buy good wine and food. Gives me the time to enjoy my children and the means to give them a good life.
It gives me an opportunity to show my employers that I am worth what they pay me and more. To do something I'm good at and enjoy. To negotiate a raise to better myself because I'm proven what a value I am to them.
Because I like purpose, and women are attracted to a driven man who knows what he is. It affords me the opportunity to wine them, dine them, enjoy them, without needing tnem.
Because when I wake up in the morning...people need ME.
They don't need Lucas Layabout.
Gives me the means to buy good wine and food. Gives me the time to enjoy my children and the means to give them a good life.
It gives me an opportunity to show my employers that I am worth what they pay me and more. To do something I'm good at and enjoy. To negotiate a raise to better myself because I'm proven what a value I am to them.
Because I like purpose, and women are attracted to a driven man who knows what he is. It affords me the opportunity to wine them, dine them, enjoy them, without needing tnem.
Because when I wake up in the morning...people need ME.
They don't need Lucas Layabout.
This post was edited on 8/13/15 at 10:16 pm
Posted on 8/13/15 at 10:23 pm to LarrytheGolfer
Dude, life is a highway and I want to ride it all night long.
Don't know who said that but it's an epic quote.
Don't know who said that but it's an epic quote.
Posted on 8/13/15 at 10:25 pm to LarrytheGolfer
Typical response from someone trying to be edgy.
Posted on 8/13/15 at 10:28 pm to Walking the Earth
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What moron gets dressed before his morning piss and/or shite?
Just Bukowski. The man was a moron, but for some reason still has a following.
Posted on 8/13/15 at 11:36 pm to LarrytheGolfer
This feels like a post-psychedelic trip thread...
Posted on 8/13/15 at 11:40 pm to LarrytheGolfer
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Lets discuss pointless nature of life and our role on this massive rock that's hurdling through space around a ball of fire and energy.
Work as little as possible, get as much pleasure out of life while you can. Your work on this earth means nothing
Posted on 8/13/15 at 11:41 pm to RogerTheShrubber
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Work as little as possible, get as much pleasure out of life while you can. Your work on this earth means nothing
Posted on 8/13/15 at 11:50 pm to LarrytheGolfer
Just the pleasure of sneaking into my neighbor's house and scaring the shite out of him is enough pleasure to justify my existence.
This one time I waited under his bed for hours while I waited for him and his family to finish eating and for him and his wife to shower. Then I let him fall asleep. Then I'd lightly rub his hair with a bendy straw until he woke up... then he'd go back to sleep, and I'd do it again. He never even knew it was me. Life is good when you are king. I am king.
This other time I just drove down the road for a long time for no reason. It was a nice drive. The windows were down and what not, so the breeze blew my hair around a bit. Then I stopped and played in someone's front yard while they were on their porch. They kept yelling. "Silly people," I muttered under my breath. Then I got in my car and drove home. My wife said, "where you been?" I just went to bed. What a good day.
This one time I waited under his bed for hours while I waited for him and his family to finish eating and for him and his wife to shower. Then I let him fall asleep. Then I'd lightly rub his hair with a bendy straw until he woke up... then he'd go back to sleep, and I'd do it again. He never even knew it was me. Life is good when you are king. I am king.
This other time I just drove down the road for a long time for no reason. It was a nice drive. The windows were down and what not, so the breeze blew my hair around a bit. Then I stopped and played in someone's front yard while they were on their porch. They kept yelling. "Silly people," I muttered under my breath. Then I got in my car and drove home. My wife said, "where you been?" I just went to bed. What a good day.
Posted on 8/14/15 at 12:07 am to baybeefeetz
This. In spades. Nobody is forcing you into any of this.
Posted on 8/14/15 at 12:29 am to Evolved Simian
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Just Bukowski. The man was a moron, but for some reason still has a following.
Kim Kardashian does as well. What's your point?
ETA: never mind, thought you were the OP
This post was edited on 8/14/15 at 12:33 am
Posted on 8/14/15 at 12:39 am to Lou Pai
I like to kick a pig now and then.
Posted on 8/14/15 at 12:43 am to Walking the Earth
frick I did for 20 years
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