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"Every woman loves a spanking."
Posted on 7/27/22 at 3:02 pm
Posted on 7/27/22 at 3:02 pm
I just had lunch with an expert who I use in several cases. Weird guy - 68, lives in Florida, has an earring... I told somebody one time that I bet he was a swinger.
Well, today at lunch he gave me the skinny. He is in the BDSM lifestyle branch. I didn't get into the details and protocols of how this thing works. But he did lean across the table at one point, look me in the eye all serious like, and said "Slippy, every woman loves a spanking."
He was describing the dungeon that he built in his house. Showed me pictures of his wife.
It was just weird.
Well, today at lunch he gave me the skinny. He is in the BDSM lifestyle branch. I didn't get into the details and protocols of how this thing works. But he did lean across the table at one point, look me in the eye all serious like, and said "Slippy, every woman loves a spanking."
He was describing the dungeon that he built in his house. Showed me pictures of his wife.
It was just weird.
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Posted on 7/27/22 at 3:03 pm to Slippy
If so, it would explain a lot of daddy issues girls have.
Posted on 7/27/22 at 3:04 pm to Slippy
Posted on 7/27/22 at 3:04 pm to Slippy
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Showed me pictures of his wife.
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Posted on 7/27/22 at 3:05 pm to Slippy
quote:
"Every woman loves a spanking."
I can assure you this is false
I test this hypothesis almost daily with my wife and the results are always the same
"Ouch! that hurts!" and not in a playful tone
This post was edited on 7/27/22 at 3:06 pm
Posted on 7/27/22 at 3:05 pm to Slippy
Not so subtle way of asking you to join in.
Posted on 7/27/22 at 3:06 pm to Slippy
quote:
"Slippy, every woman loves a spanking."
Insert Morgan Freeman gif.
Posted on 7/27/22 at 3:06 pm to Salmon
You're doing it wrong. Even my wife doesn't dislike a spanking every now and then.
Posted on 7/27/22 at 3:07 pm to Slippy
Posted on 7/27/22 at 3:07 pm to Slippy
There are exceptions of course but there are many women who appreciate a semi-firm hand to the backside and a set her straight session in the bedroom
Posted on 7/27/22 at 3:08 pm to Slippy
Every woman? No. But many clearly do. What do you think drove all the 50 Shades mania?
Posted on 7/27/22 at 3:09 pm to Salmon
No no. I can assure you this is true. You gotta caress and hold her first if she isn't on the freaky side. Then she'll be all about it.
Posted on 7/27/22 at 3:10 pm to Slippy
Every woman I’ve had sex with has loved to be spanked.
Unfortunately, every woman I’ve had sex with has been through my imagination :(
Unfortunately, every woman I’ve had sex with has been through my imagination :(
Posted on 7/27/22 at 3:11 pm to Abstract Queso Dip
Have you spanked my wife?
Posted on 7/27/22 at 3:11 pm to Slippy
quote:
Showed me pictures of his wife.
Posted on 7/27/22 at 3:13 pm to Slippy
Posted on 7/27/22 at 3:13 pm to Slippy
True
Posted on 7/27/22 at 3:13 pm to Slippy
Y’all have weird arse co-workers.
Posted on 7/27/22 at 3:14 pm to Salmon
quote:
I test this hypothesis almost daily with my wife
She still loves a spanking. Just not from you.
Posted on 7/27/22 at 3:18 pm to SloaneRanger
quote:it was a story about being pursued by a millionaire. The "bdsm" was a very little plot twist to the story that could easily be ignored.
What do you think drove all the 50 Shades mania?
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