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Slippy
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Member since Aug 2005
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"Every woman loves a spanking."

I just had lunch with an expert who I use in several cases. Weird guy - 68, lives in Florida, has an earring... I told somebody one time that I bet he was a swinger.

Well, today at lunch he gave me the skinny. He is in the BDSM lifestyle branch. I didn't get into the details and protocols of how this thing works. But he did lean across the table at one point, look me in the eye all serious like, and said "Slippy, every woman loves a spanking."

He was describing the dungeon that he built in his house. Showed me pictures of his wife.

It was just weird.


teke184
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If so, it would explain a lot of daddy issues girls have.


Mingo Was His NameO
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UpToPar
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Showed me pictures of his wife.

They aren't loading. Maybe try again.


Salmon
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"Every woman loves a spanking."


I can assure you this is false

I test this hypothesis almost daily with my wife and the results are always the same

"Ouch! that hurts!" and not in a playful tone

This post was edited on 7/27 at 3:06 pm


LSUBogeyMan
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Not so subtle way of asking you to join in.


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Saint Alfonzo
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"Slippy, every woman loves a spanking."

Insert Morgan Freeman gif.


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LSUSkip
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You're doing it wrong. Even my wife doesn't dislike a spanking every now and then.


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Harry Morgan
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FredBear
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There are exceptions of course but there are many women who appreciate a semi-firm hand to the backside and a set her straight session in the bedroom


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SloaneRanger
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Every woman? No. But many clearly do. What do you think drove all the 50 Shades mania?


Abstract Queso Dip
Member since Mar 2021
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No no. I can assure you this is true. You gotta caress and hold her first if she isn't on the freaky side. Then she'll be all about it.


Usual Suspect
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Every woman I’ve had sex with has loved to be spanked.


Unfortunately, every woman I’ve had sex with has been through my imagination :(


Salmon
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Have you spanked my wife?


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jaytothen
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Showed me pictures of his wife.




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Wolfhound45
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SalE
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True


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tigergirl10
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Y’all have weird arse co-workers.


V Bainbridge
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I test this hypothesis almost daily with my wife

She still loves a spanking. Just not from you.


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madamsquirrel
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The Snarlington Estate
Member since Jul 2009
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What do you think drove all the 50 Shades mania?
it was a story about being pursued by a millionaire. The "bdsm" was a very little plot twist to the story that could easily be ignored.


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