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Ever wondered about glitter? There is mystery and environmental concern

Posted on 1/26/19 at 2:24 pm
Posted by weagle99
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Posted on 1/26/19 at 2:24 pm
Most of the glitter that adorns America’s name brand products is made in one of two places: The first is in New Jersey, but the second, however, is also in New Jersey. The first, the rumored farm site of glitter’s invention, refused to answer any of my questions. “We are a very private company,” a representative said via email. The second is Glitterex.


He also did not want me to visit his glitter factory. The jovial Mr. Shetty told me over the phone that people have no idea of the scientific knowledge required to produce glitter, that Glitterex’s glitter-making technology is some of the most advanced in the world, that people don’t believe how complicated it is, that he would not allow me to see glitter being made, that he would not allow me to hear glitter being made, that I could not even be in the same wing of the building as the room in which glitter was being made under any circumstance, that even Glitterex’s clients are not permitted to see their glitter being made

When I asked Ms. Dyer if she could tell me which industry served as Glitterex’s biggest market, her answer was instant: “No, I absolutely know that I can’t.”

I was taken aback. “But you know what it is?”

“Oh, God, yes,” she said, and laughed. “And you would never guess it. Let’s just leave it at that.” I asked if she could tell me why she couldn’t tell me. “Because they don’t want anyone to know that it’s glitter.”

“If I looked at it, I wouldn’t know it was glitter?”

“No, not really.”

“Would I be able to see the glitter?”

“Oh, you’d be able to see something. But it’s — yeah, I can’t.”

For people who love glitter, there is wonderful news: all the modern plastic glitter that has ever been created is still right here with us. According to Dr. Victoria Miller, a materials science and engineering professor at North Carolina State University, the plastic film from which most glitter is made takes about 1,000 years to completely biodegrade on Earth.

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Posted by onelochevy
Slidell, LA
Member since Jan 2011
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Posted on 1/26/19 at 2:25 pm to
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Ever wondered about glitter?


Umm, no. No I haven't.
Posted by LuckyTiger
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Posted on 1/26/19 at 2:30 pm to
Glitter has an important role with strippers.
Posted by OldHickory
New Orleans
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Posted on 1/26/19 at 2:30 pm to
The herpes of the craft world.
Posted by LuckyTiger
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Posted on 1/26/19 at 2:32 pm to

Posted by cykablyat
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Posted on 1/26/19 at 2:32 pm to
I am a fan of glitter if it ends up on my dick.
Posted by Jim Rockford
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Posted on 1/26/19 at 2:36 pm to
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the plastic film from which most glitter is made takes about 1,000 years to completely biodegrade on Earth. 


Can confirm. The office women love to bring that shite for each other's birthdays. It sticks to everything and vacuum cleaners dont get it out of the carpet .
Posted by castorinho
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Posted on 1/26/19 at 2:42 pm to
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The jovial Mr. Shetty told me over the phone that people have no idea of the scientific knowledge required to produce glitter, that Glitterex’s glitter-making technology is some of the most advanced in the world, that people don’t believe how complicated it is


Posted by Charlie Arglist
Wichita, Kansas
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 1/26/19 at 2:48 pm to
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I could not even be in the same wing of the building as the room in which glitter was being made under any circumstance, that even Glitterex’s clients are not permitted to see their glitter being made


Clearly she didn’t want you to see the unicorns that shite this stuff out.
Posted by Eighteen
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Posted by La Place Mike
West Florida Republic
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Posted on 1/26/19 at 2:58 pm to
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If I looked at it, I wouldn’t know it was glitter?”


Chem trails.
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
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Posted on 1/26/19 at 3:17 pm to
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Ever wondered about glitter?
Nope, never.
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The jovial Mr. Shetty
Very unfortunate name....
Posted by Rouge
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Posted on 1/26/19 at 3:19 pm to
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which industry served as Glitterex’s biggest market


Islamoterrorism
Posted by TulaneUVA
Member since Jun 2005
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Posted on 1/26/19 at 3:25 pm to
I would think biggest market is cars to paint them. Isn’t that sparkle just glitter?
Posted by georgia
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Posted on 1/26/19 at 3:38 pm to
seaweed and cellulose are the future of glitter. Bio-glitter is currently in its infancy and therefore still considerably more expensive than polyester glitter, but its gaining traction among face and body artists and crafters alike, and the more accepted the product becomes the cheaper it will be to make. These conventional glitter companies arent going to be happy about losing their corner on the market, but in the long term it better for the planet.

Posted by WaltTeevens
Santa Barbara, CA
Member since Dec 2013
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Posted on 1/26/19 at 3:57 pm to
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seaweed and cellulose are the future of glitter. Bio-glitter is currently in its infancy and therefore still considerably more expensive than polyester glitter, but its gaining traction among face and body artists and crafters alike, and the more accepted the product becomes the cheaper it will be to make. These conventional glitter companies arent going to be happy about losing their corner on the market, but in the long term it better for the planet


I thought you were joking around so I googled bio-glitter. By god, it's a real thing!
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
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Posted on 1/26/19 at 4:47 pm to
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When I asked Ms. Dyer if she could tell me which industry served as Glitterex’s biggest market, her answer was instant: “No, I absolutely know that I can’t.”

I was taken aback. “But you know what it is?”

“Oh, God, yes,”

I'm going with "United States Department of Defense".

Millions of tiny radar reflective little pieces of plastic probably make an effective electronic smokescreen (they ABSOLUTELY do). It would also explain why nobody's allowed in the part of the building where they make it. Top secret, dawg.
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Posted by Rocco Lampone
Raleigh, NC
Member since Nov 2010
3051 posts
Posted on 1/26/19 at 4:48 pm to
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takes about 1,000 years to completely biodegrade on Earth.


How do they know? Is King Alfred’s glitter finally decomposed so they figures out the timeframe?
Posted by Uncle Stu
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Posted by geaux4tigers
Austin, TX
Member since Sep 2006
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Posted on 1/26/19 at 5:48 pm to
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How do they know?


Most people that go to school learn about a thing called extrapolation.
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