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re: Ever Witness Someone Vomit At A Restaurant?

Posted on 6/1/19 at 7:11 pm to
Posted by htcthc321
Member since Oct 2010
1658 posts
Posted on 6/1/19 at 7:11 pm to
Not a restaurant, but as a kid I puked in church one morning, right as the pastor was preaching about rebuking the devil from our bodies.

I tried to cover my mouth with both hands, but it just spewed out the sides lol. I don't know what was worse: the embarrassment, or how pissed off my parents were at me. But in my defense, I told them I didn't feel well that morning. They thought I was just faking to get out of going to church
Posted by nvasil1
Hellinois
Member since Oct 2009
15890 posts
Posted on 6/1/19 at 7:27 pm to
Never seen someone vomit, but a guy shite his pants at the ChiSox Bar & Grill before a White Sox game last summer. It looked like he was limping as he walked by our table, then we caught a whiff of the stench.

I went to the bathroom about 15 minutes later and there was a shite-caked pair of boxers just laying on the floor in there. I almost hurled.
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175770 posts
Posted on 6/1/19 at 7:32 pm to
Posted by jdd48
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2012
22071 posts
Posted on 6/1/19 at 7:42 pm to
I painted the patio at Pat O's once.
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
18748 posts
Posted on 6/1/19 at 9:56 pm to
It’s hilarious when it happens to other people.

If it’s you, good grief.
Posted by wiltznucs
Apollo Beach, FL
Member since Sep 2005
8962 posts
Posted on 6/1/19 at 10:00 pm to
My then 4 year old vomited at a Hibachi restaurant. Much of which landed on the piping hot grill. Ever smelled vomit at 400 degrees? It’s a smell you’ll not soon forget. Lol...

I’ve not been back to a Hibachi restaurant with or without him since.
Posted by Clark W Griswold
THE USA
Member since Sep 2012
10509 posts
Posted on 6/1/19 at 11:18 pm to
I’ve seen all my kids throw up in restaurants before. Once at Cheesecake Bistro they brought strawberries and bananas to my son when he was a little over a year old. He had eating issues and textures made him gag a lot. Bananas for him was a huge mistake. He threw them up all over the place and we were within arms reach of two other tables who didn’t have kids and may never have them now. Our waiter couldn’t take it and walked away.
Posted by ScaryClown
Member since Nov 2016
5847 posts
Posted on 6/1/19 at 11:26 pm to
Eye witness June 20th 1987
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
30370 posts
Posted on 6/1/19 at 11:26 pm to
I had a RB from Ruston put his foot in my stomach, launch off of me, and fly over my head into the end zone for a TD in a meaningless jamboree. It left cleat marks on my stomach.

I threw up bile, and blood in the locker room after I got out of the shower. It was so nasty, our mentally challenged custodian told one of our coaches, "I'll dit a mop, if you'll clean it up."
Posted by TIGER2
Mandeville.La
Member since Jan 2006
10486 posts
Posted on 6/1/19 at 11:45 pm to

Makes me think of this.
Posted by Big Sway
Member since Nov 2009
5133 posts
Posted on 6/2/19 at 1:40 am to
Brothers first oyster at ACMEs after a full night of drinking in the Quarter. It got narration by the shucker. Uh oh, it's coming, here it comes oh Lawd ... On step back and huge splattin vomit. Tables full all around. It was disgusting.
Posted by mofungoo
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2012
4583 posts
Posted on 6/2/19 at 4:44 am to
I saw a drunk chick throw up in a pot of Irish stew on St. Patrick's Day. What was worse was watching unsuspecting people eat the stew later...
Posted by tap011
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2013
771 posts
Posted on 6/2/19 at 7:54 am to
In 8th grade I was on a school trip to Dallas. We went to the Spaghetti Warehouse and another kid on the trip started laughing so hard while eating, vomit started spewing. All into his food and the other kid’s right across from him.
Posted by GeorgePaton
God's Country
Member since May 2017
4495 posts
Posted on 6/2/19 at 8:03 am to
....no but I had a guy vomit on me. Ruined my date with this girl I'd been hoping to date for quite some time. He was drunk.

Wasn't pretty.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
12394 posts
Posted on 6/2/19 at 12:42 pm to
quote:

Yes fat ol lady spilling her guts at a Golden Corral in Marshall, TX. Trashy level 12/10


Ole girl was probably just clearing the deck to get her money’s worth with a second helping.
Posted by Tempratt
WRMS Girls Soccer Team Kicks arse
Member since Oct 2013
13315 posts
Posted on 6/2/19 at 12:47 pm to
HOw about a frat house?
Posted by metallica81788
NO
Member since Sep 2008
8414 posts
Posted on 6/2/19 at 2:43 pm to
My pregnant wife vomited at a restaurant in Hawaii. She ate some fish and was doing very well, but at the end of the meal grabbed her napkin and very quietly regurgitated the entire fish dinner into the napkin without anybody else noticing. No noise, no spillage. She then threw the vomit napkin away in the restroom afterward. I was very impressed.
Posted by Bigbee Hills
Member since Feb 2019
1531 posts
Posted on 6/2/19 at 3:02 pm to
Winter 2012, Indianola, MS.

Stopped in early at the Huddle House for some breakfast on our way to Arkansas for a hydrographic survey.

Went into bathroom to wash hands; worker came out mumbling something akin to, "Dem mf'as trippin', my arse will quit 'fo I clean that chit up."

I slide past her and her girth and go on in and see BOTH sinks are full of what looks to be some type of beef noodle stroganoff.

I didn't know huddle house had that.

Didn't eat.

Left shortly after.

Frick Indianola.

(Except during duck season.)

(The HH there is permanently closed now.)
Posted by liz18lsu
Naples, FL
Member since Feb 2009
17302 posts
Posted on 6/2/19 at 3:10 pm to
When I worked at the Chimes in college, a kid vomited into an empty soup bowl. The mortified mom asked me what she should do. I politely led her back to the kitchen doors, put it on a tray and dumped everything in the garbage.
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
16183 posts
Posted on 6/2/19 at 6:08 pm to
quote:

Yes fat ol lady spilling her guts at a Golden Corral in Marshall, TX.


Was Big Jack her waiter?
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