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Ever had to s*** so bad you couldn't walk?
Posted on 2/6/20 at 3:09 pm
Posted on 2/6/20 at 3:09 pm
Might be a first for me. Almost couldn't move unless I wanted to blast my pants. Barely made it.
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Posted on 2/6/20 at 3:10 pm to tiggerthetooth
It happens to OweO almost daily
Posted on 2/6/20 at 3:10 pm to tiggerthetooth
Rookie.
Posted on 2/6/20 at 3:11 pm to tiggerthetooth
Try being in the middle of running a 5k and have to answer nature's urgent phone call
Posted on 2/6/20 at 3:11 pm to tiggerthetooth
Yes, every time I ate Fast Trac driving home to Metairie from Baton Rouge. I had to stop at that Hampton in on Loyola and I-10 a few times cause I couldn't make it home...
This post was edited on 2/6/20 at 3:15 pm
Posted on 2/6/20 at 3:11 pm to tiggerthetooth
Shitty thread
Posted on 2/6/20 at 3:12 pm to Hangover Haven
Hallmark of a well-planned bombing mission... multiple target-rich waypoints.
Posted on 2/6/20 at 3:13 pm to tiggerthetooth
all the time
Posted on 2/6/20 at 3:15 pm to tiggerthetooth
Just this week.
Had to go, went to the toilet and realized I left my phone in the living room. I went to the living room and before I could return, my son sniped me. Went to the other bathroom and my daughter was in there taking a shower.It got so bad, I almost went outside.
Had to go, went to the toilet and realized I left my phone in the living room. I went to the living room and before I could return, my son sniped me. Went to the other bathroom and my daughter was in there taking a shower.It got so bad, I almost went outside.
Posted on 2/6/20 at 3:15 pm to tiggerthetooth
Never been that bad, but one time I was in the grocery store and the bubble gut started and a little turd wanted to play turtle. I had to take little baby steps to the restroom.
Posted on 2/6/20 at 3:16 pm to tiggerthetooth
When you have to do this slow, strained shuffle walk, all The veins bulging on your forehead to not outright shite your pants, get home and someone is in the bathroom?
“You can either move your arse out or I will shite on your lap.”
“You can either move your arse out or I will shite on your lap.”
Posted on 2/6/20 at 3:17 pm to tiggerthetooth
You’ve gotta walk before you can . . . run.
Posted on 2/6/20 at 3:20 pm to tiggerthetooth
i was going to the airport a few years ago and had to crap so bad i started gagging lol
Posted on 2/6/20 at 3:20 pm to DLauw
Yesterday 3 times I tried to go at work and all 3 stalls were full. I didnt want to go out to the shop because it's always nasty. Just drove home and pooped there
Posted on 2/6/20 at 3:23 pm to tiggerthetooth
I dropped a load in the port o let at city park today.
Much to my chagrin, there was no toilet paper
Much to my chagrin, there was no toilet paper
Posted on 2/6/20 at 3:25 pm to tgrbaitn08
quote:
It happens to OweO almost daily
:thatescalatedquickly:
Posted on 2/6/20 at 3:29 pm to tiggerthetooth
maybe you shouldnt wait until its peaking 
Posted on 2/6/20 at 3:29 pm to tiggerthetooth
One time I was in Savannah with a few friends and got incredibly shite faced the night before. Woke up having to take a monster shite and it just wasn't happening. Honestly I lost track of how long that fricker took. 
Posted on 2/6/20 at 3:31 pm to keakar
quote:
maybe you shouldnt wait until its peaking
And/or peeking
Posted on 2/6/20 at 3:32 pm to tiggerthetooth
Sounds like you skip kegel day
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