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re: Ever had to s*** so bad you couldn't walk?
Posted on 2/6/20 at 8:06 pm to tgrbaitn08
Posted on 2/6/20 at 8:06 pm to tgrbaitn08
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It happens to OweO almost daily
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Posted on 2/6/20 at 8:07 pm to tgrbaitn08
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It happens to OweO almost daily
This is a top 20 post in OT history
Posted on 2/6/20 at 8:07 pm to tiggerthetooth
I had to do that same walk from the front of Walmart all the way to the back of Walmart because somebody thought it was a great idea to only have ONE stall in each bathroom. I made it but I had another time where I had to run all the way to the back. Both times were a crappy feeling lol.
Posted on 2/6/20 at 8:08 pm to East Coast Band
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Try being in the middle of running a 5k and have to answer nature's urgent phone call
You can't hold it 23 minutes?
This post was edited on 2/6/20 at 8:09 pm
Posted on 2/6/20 at 8:10 pm to tiggerthetooth
Prairie dogging
Brown snake playing peek a boo with your butthole
Bubble gut walk
The legs together, hands on hip, arse cheeks pressed together, trying not to breathe shuffle
We’ve all been there
Brown snake playing peek a boo with your butthole
Bubble gut walk
The legs together, hands on hip, arse cheeks pressed together, trying not to breathe shuffle
We’ve all been there
Posted on 2/6/20 at 8:13 pm to Mr Clean
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Mr Clean
quote:Doesn't check out...
I dropped a load in the port o let at city park today.
Much to my chagrin, there was no toilet paper
Posted on 2/6/20 at 8:29 pm to tiggerthetooth
Alright my wife thinks I’m weird..... does anybody’s knees ache when they have stop in your tracks shite?
I know if I start feeling it in my knees I need to go right meow.
I know if I start feeling it in my knees I need to go right meow.
Posted on 2/6/20 at 8:30 pm to DLauw
You have 4 people and 2 bathrooms?
Posted on 2/6/20 at 8:31 pm to tiggerthetooth
Once lost feeling in the right hand side of my body....was dragging my leg through Winn Dixie screaming incoming....
Old broad would not move out my way—- so i pushed her down...
Barely made is before having a 7 pound 4 ounce blind baby opossum.....put it up for adoption......i still bare the stretch marks from that trying event.
Thanks to Winn Dixie’s management understanding and the change in my ashtray.....i was abled to bribe the grandma from not pressing charges.
*Note drink a lot of water fellas*
Old broad would not move out my way—- so i pushed her down...
Barely made is before having a 7 pound 4 ounce blind baby opossum.....put it up for adoption......i still bare the stretch marks from that trying event.
Thanks to Winn Dixie’s management understanding and the change in my ashtray.....i was abled to bribe the grandma from not pressing charges.
*Note drink a lot of water fellas*
This post was edited on 2/6/20 at 9:44 pm
Posted on 2/6/20 at 8:45 pm to Hu_Flung_Pu
No one? Cool cool cool cool cool
Posted on 2/6/20 at 8:48 pm to notiger1997
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Never been that bad, but one time I was in the grocery store and the bubble gut started and a little turd wanted to play turtle. I had to take little baby steps to the restroom.
good stuff Posted on 2/6/20 at 8:51 pm to Elleshoe
quote:
It happens to OweO almost daily
This is a top 20 post in OT history
what's the story behind this joke, baw?
Posted on 2/7/20 at 8:35 am to East Coast Band
When i was in high school, one of my track teammates was running a 3200 at the fricking meet of champions in Mobile, Alabama and literally ran off the track, jumped the fence, and sprinted all the way to the restrooms in the middle of the race in front of a big stadium of people. It was legendary, mainly because he was one of the top guys.
This post was edited on 2/7/20 at 8:38 am
Posted on 2/7/20 at 8:54 am to Bear88
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quote:
Never been that bad, but one time I was in the grocery store and the bubble gut started and a little turd wanted to play turtle. I had to take little baby steps to the restroom.
good stuff
The worst part was what happened while I was in the dirty restroom. As I was finishing up, I hear this guy standing outside on is phone talking so I figure I should hurry up. Right as I stand up to wipe, he opens the door. Damn lock wasn't working. He yells at me that I was probably wanting someone to walk in and see and he stormed off.
Posted on 2/7/20 at 9:02 am to tiggerthetooth
Happens to me when I travel and get off my schedule out traveling for business. Mix in a couple butter loaded meals, some alcohol and away we go. Can get dicey that second or third night out in a row.
Posted on 2/7/20 at 9:06 am to Mr Clean
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there was no toilet paper
Sorry about your socks, bro.
Posted on 2/7/20 at 9:19 am to ManBearTiger
I am literally taking a shite while reading this thread.
Anyway, about 7 years ago before a home game against Alabama I was stuck in traffic on way to tailgate. I went all SanFrancisco and found some empty parking lot off one of the President streets near Highland and unleashed a Category 4 behind my truck in the parking lot.
Anyway, about 7 years ago before a home game against Alabama I was stuck in traffic on way to tailgate. I went all SanFrancisco and found some empty parking lot off one of the President streets near Highland and unleashed a Category 4 behind my truck in the parking lot.
Posted on 2/7/20 at 9:46 am to tiggerthetooth
Every morning after my first giant cup of coffee
Posted on 2/7/20 at 12:07 pm to tiggerthetooth
I had this problem every day of my life for several years. Finally went to the doctor for it, he said in a small percentage of people who have had their gall bladder removed it happens. Usually goes away after a while but with a few it just continues to get worse. I was one of those people. About 3 months ago he put me on 2 packets of fiber a day that is designed to absorb bile in the colon. I haven't had the shits since.
Posted on 2/7/20 at 12:54 pm to DLauw
So you can't take a s**t without your phone?
Sad....you deserve to crap yourself.
Sad....you deserve to crap yourself.
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