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re: Ever had to s*** so bad you couldn't walk?
Posted on 2/6/20 at 3:44 pm to tiggerthetooth
Posted on 2/6/20 at 3:44 pm to tiggerthetooth
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Barely made it.
Would have been more entertaining if you hadnt.
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Posted on 2/6/20 at 3:59 pm to tiggerthetooth
At least once a week
The explosion is almost as good as sex
The explosion is almost as good as sex
Posted on 2/6/20 at 4:07 pm to tiggerthetooth
All the time. it seems to really hit me when I'm deer hunting and can only walk about 100 yards at a time then stand in one spot with butt cheeks clinched for about 5 minutes, then repeat until I get to the camp.
Posted on 2/6/20 at 4:11 pm to tiggerthetooth
crouch down and sit on the heel of your shoe. Buddy of mine swears by it....old duck hunting trick of his.
Posted on 2/6/20 at 4:14 pm to tiggerthetooth
I get chills
Posted on 2/6/20 at 4:23 pm to tgrbaitn08
Damn man. I know we make jokes but that's how Karma comes with a colonoscopy bag for you.
Posted on 2/6/20 at 4:25 pm to tiggerthetooth
Yes. We call that the "Thai Pinch."
Happened to me a couple of weeks ago when I was out walking the dog. I was considering shitting behind a neighbor's bush.
Happened to me a couple of weeks ago when I was out walking the dog. I was considering shitting behind a neighbor's bush.
Posted on 2/6/20 at 4:35 pm to ZappBrannigan
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that's how Karma comes with a colonoscopy bag for you.
That’s what happened to PeeJ
Posted on 2/6/20 at 4:36 pm to East Coast Band
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Try being in the middle of running a 5k and have to answer nature's urgent phone call
Posted on 2/6/20 at 4:55 pm to tiggerthetooth
I had a shite come on really strong while I was driving a few months ago. It hurt to even turn the steering wheel because my colon was ready to blow at the slightest twist of my torso. Eventually I got home and started to go up the stairs but raising my leg was just too uncomfortable. So I crawled on all fours up while a few neighbors watched. I made it to the toilet and sprayed diarrhea everywhere because I hadn’t fully sat down before it went flying. Also had some wet squirts in my underwear.
This post was edited on 2/6/20 at 4:56 pm
Posted on 2/6/20 at 4:58 pm to tiggerthetooth
Touching cotton while reading this
Posted on 2/6/20 at 5:06 pm to tgrbaitn08
quote:
It happens to OweO almost daily
Posted on 2/6/20 at 5:13 pm to cable
Ok, that photo made me Google and apparently it is super common for marathon runners to get diarrhea during. 
And they continue going! frick THAT.
Running a marathon ain't that big of an achievement to just shite down your legs like that.
And they continue going! frick THAT. Running a marathon ain't that big of an achievement to just shite down your legs like that.
Posted on 2/6/20 at 5:13 pm to The Mick
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crouch down and sit on the heel of your shoe. Buddy of mine swears by it....old duck hunting trick of his.
I just use my travel butt plug. Never leave home without it.
Posted on 2/6/20 at 5:14 pm to tiggerthetooth
Yeah, I call it "straight leggin'" baw. 
Posted on 2/6/20 at 5:14 pm to tiggerthetooth
Crossing a city street downtown racing the clock and dropped my keys. Had to lock up in the middle of the street and pray for a miracle.
Posted on 2/6/20 at 5:16 pm to tiggerthetooth
Commonly referred to as the penguin shuffle.
Posted on 2/6/20 at 5:18 pm to tgrbaitn08
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tgrbaitn08
And you are a pedophile.
Posted on 2/6/20 at 7:59 pm to OweO
What does that have to do with shitting your pants?
Posted on 2/6/20 at 8:00 pm to cable
I don't baw. I might have knocked cotton a few times, but never shite my pants.
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