re: Ever had to s*** so bad you couldn't walk?

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I had a shite come on really strong while I was driving a few months ago. It hurt to even turn the steering wheel because my colon was ready to blow at the slightest twist of my torso. Eventually I got home and started to go up the stairs but raising my leg was just too uncomfortable. So I crawled on all fours up while a few neighbors watched. I made it to the toilet and sprayed diarrhea everywhere because I hadn’t fully sat down before it went flying. Also had some wet squirts in my underwear.

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