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Electric scooters in grocery stores...
Posted on 9/12/15 at 1:15 pm
Posted on 9/12/15 at 1:15 pm
Can we constitutionally ban the use of these by people that have two functioning legs?
Or if that's no good...restrict the use of them in grocery stores to the hours of 9-4 on weekdays or so? That way productive society members don't have to put up with this shite.
Or if that's no good...restrict the use of them in grocery stores to the hours of 9-4 on weekdays or so? That way productive society members don't have to put up with this shite.
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Posted on 9/12/15 at 1:20 pm to TexasTiger08
but we fattys need to make groceries too
Posted on 9/12/15 at 1:21 pm to fatboydave
What is your favorite grocery, fatty?
Posted on 9/12/15 at 2:01 pm to TexasTiger08
I'm fat, I would rather die than ride one to shop.
Having said that, in highschool we did get shitty and ride them through a leblancs after hours.
Kill a fifth of whiskey and even at 3 mph...you can total one.
Having said that, in highschool we did get shitty and ride them through a leblancs after hours.
Kill a fifth of whiskey and even at 3 mph...you can total one.
Posted on 9/12/15 at 3:22 pm to TexasTiger08
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Can we constitutionally ban the use of these by people that have two functioning legs?
Or if that's no good...restrict the use of them in grocery stores to the hours of 9-4 on weekdays or so? That way productive society members don't have to put up with this shite.
i'm sorry you feel triggered...
Posted on 9/12/15 at 3:23 pm to TexasTiger08
So you want to keep people who have breathing problems or a heart condition from shopping for food or tell them what time they can shop. My you would have fit in well in 1930's Germany or Soviet Union. 
Posted on 9/12/15 at 3:47 pm to TexasTiger08
Shop on Amazon if you don't like it.
Posted on 9/12/15 at 3:49 pm to TexasTiger08
Tip them over
This post was edited on 9/12/15 at 3:50 pm
Posted on 9/12/15 at 3:58 pm to TexasTiger08
I agree. Being a fat sloppy hawg isn't a disability. It's because you won't show some self control and push yourself away from the table. Fat people shouldn't be allowed to use them
Posted on 9/12/15 at 4:35 pm to TexasTiger08
Just left store, saw a woman on one, at what point do realize you're too fat to walk in a grocery store so you ride a scooter to buy more food! 
Posted on 9/12/15 at 4:42 pm to TexasTiger08
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Can we constitutionally ban the use of these by people that have two functioning legs?
What are you going to do? Demand they show you their papers, and if lacking such, perform a citizen's arrest?
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Or if that's no good...restrict the use of them in grocery stores to the hours of 9-4 on weekdays or so? That way productive society members don't have to put up with this shite.
I try not to judge, but what bothers me is the damn beeping when they go backwards. That shite hurts my ears.
Posted on 9/12/15 at 4:45 pm to crash1211
quote:Yep, the exercise would do them some good. Besides they should have thought about not being able to do simple tasks like buying groceries before they chose to smoke.
So you want to keep people who have breathing problems or a heart condition from shopping for food or tell them what time they can shop.
Posted on 9/12/15 at 4:47 pm to TexasTiger08
I'm sure Corpus Christi is full of them.
Posted on 9/12/15 at 4:49 pm to TexasTiger08
For people who don't really need them I agree. For those that do, how exactly are they in your way?
Posted on 9/12/15 at 4:53 pm to kywildcatfanone
I dont have a problem with fatties riding them, I do have a problem with them thinking they own the fricking aisle. Since they are in a cart they think they somehow have the whole right of way. Gives me aisle rage in the store.
Posted on 9/12/15 at 5:03 pm to Strannix
It's not that they're too fat. It's that they're fricking lazy slobs.
I bet if you told two of them to race for a free year's worth of McDonalds, their fat arse would get off that thing and chug a lug towards the finish line.
I bet if you told two of them to race for a free year's worth of McDonalds, their fat arse would get off that thing and chug a lug towards the finish line.
Posted on 9/12/15 at 5:07 pm to RealityTiger
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bet if you told two of them to race for a free year's worth of McDonalds, their fat arse would get off that thing and chug a lug towards the finish line.
bullshite. Those frickers would race the carts, and you would hear the loser bitching and moaning how his scooter was a piece of shite. Laziness ist getting up to walk.
Posted on 9/12/15 at 5:15 pm to mattz1122
Corpus Christi is full of them...the whole state is.
Posted on 9/12/15 at 5:18 pm to TexasTiger08
Some of you all are too soft. Fine, people over 80 can use them too.
As far as paperwork, just give them a damn card or bracelet. Have it marked on a driver's license for all I care lol.
As far as paperwork, just give them a damn card or bracelet. Have it marked on a driver's license for all I care lol.
Posted on 9/12/15 at 5:19 pm to RealityTiger
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I bet if you told two of them to race for a free year's worth of McDonalds, their fat arse would get off that thing and chug a lug towards the finish line.
Yep.
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