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re: El Chapo: I won't kill my jurors ... I Promise

Posted on 11/27/18 at 2:02 pm to
Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
38429 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 2:02 pm to
Of course he won't kill the jurors, now their families, notice he did not exempt them.
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
112944 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 2:13 pm to
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If I got picked, id take my chances on the lam

What are teh consequences if you just no show or refuse to sit on the jury?

Whatever they are, I'm gonna go with that.
Posted by Areddishfish
The Wild West
Member since Oct 2015
6538 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 2:15 pm to
quote:

El Chapo says he'll be gentle as a lamb with jurors in his criminal case, so it's totally unnecessary to sequester the panel.


Gee golly well sign me up!
Posted by ZeekFreak
Member since Jun 2017
616 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 2:16 pm to
quote:

If that judge lets their names be public, he's signing a death sentence for at least one of them...




R.I.P. judge regardless
Posted by Jamohn
Das Boot
Member since Mar 2009
13606 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 2:31 pm to
quote:

What is the strategy here if you are in that pool?
Easy. Don't show up. Let them issue that bench warrant. Say "my bad", pay the fine, and let them put you on another jury a couple months later that won't get you killed.*

*I am not submitting this as legal advice and merely posting this for entertainment and satirical purposes
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
131661 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 2:34 pm to
My arse would be there in a MAGA hat and a Build that Wall TShirt.
Posted by MrLSU
Yellowstone, Val d'isere
Member since Jan 2004
30071 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 2:37 pm to
I would claim my transgenderism prevents me from serving on any Jurys.

If that doesn't work then I scream he is innocent at the top of my lungs so they kick me off that panel.

One thing is clear if you don't vote him not guilty no one will be killed in your family and you will wind up a very rich person. If you vote guilty though you will have at least one family member disappear and possibly a couple of more.

And El Chapo is right--he won't kill them. His "friends" will though and they won't kill the juror they will kill the family members. So everything he said is accurate.
Posted by MrLSU
Yellowstone, Val d'isere
Member since Jan 2004
30071 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 2:41 pm to
U.S. prosecutors claim 'El Chapo' had unauthorized contact with wife

How can the US Government protect these jurors when they can't even prevent El Chapo from having sex with his wife while in Custody? The DOJ at its finest!

U.S. prosecutors on Tuesday claimed that a lawyer for Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman, who is currently on trial in Brooklyn federal court, helped arrange unauthorized contact between the accused Mexican drug lord and his wife, Emma Coronel.

Prosecutors said in Tuesday’s motion that some people, whose names were redacted, “appear to have used cellular telephones in concert with an attorney visit to the defendant following two trial days last week to facilitate unauthorized and, under the SAMs, impermissible contact between the defendant and Ms. Coronel.”

Security is so stringent that Guzman was not even allowed a brief hug with Coronel at the outset of the trial.



Judge scolded the defense and noted that El Chapo's wife isn't supposed to have a phone inside the courthouse at all. Judge called it "unacceptable."



Second instance of gov't expressing concern about El Chapo's wife trying to photograph witness Miguel Angel Martinez aka El Gordo.

The court took special precautions to keep his face from being seen outside the courtroom. Sketch artists couldn't draw him.


This post was edited on 11/27/18 at 2:57 pm
Posted by Esquire
Chiraq
Member since Apr 2014
15221 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 2:44 pm to
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What is the strategy here if you are in that pool?


Tell them you watch the news and already know he is guilty. As a non-US citizen, can't we just Guantanamo him?
Posted by MrLSU
Yellowstone, Val d'isere
Member since Jan 2004
30071 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 2:49 pm to
"Meanwhile, behind the scenes, Juror 73 said other members of the jury pool were actively plotting ways to avoid serving on the case. She said several people complained about the U.S. government wasting resources to put El Chapo on trial. And she said that, despite heavy security at the courthouse, a “random guy” was able to barge into a room where the jurors were gathered."

"Despite the precautions, Juror 73 said there was an awkward moment when a man she described as “really bizarre” entered the room where everyone was gathered and started asking how to join the jury pool."

He asked one of the guys in the back, ‘I want to be on this jury. Can I be on this jury?’” she recalled. “I don’t know how he got in. I thought maybe he was a reporter. He knew first of all that we were all there for that. And he kept saying ‘How does one get on this jury? I want to serve.’ We all were kind of looking at each like ‘He’s crazy.’ We’re here here because we were summoned to be here and he’s volunteering.”

Vice: So the Jury has already been compromised by a strange man who asked to be on the jury.
Posted by beaverfever
Arkansas
Member since Jan 2008
36327 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 2:53 pm to
Taking volunteers is probably as good a method as any to fill the out the jury. There’s a lot of strange people who would probably wait in line to get on the jury for such a high profile case.
Posted by MrLSU
Yellowstone, Val d'isere
Member since Jan 2004
30071 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 3:01 pm to
There really should be a El Chapo trial thread on this board because the facts coming out of this case are incredible.

Keegan Hamilton is following the case for Vice News live on twitter
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
59343 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 3:04 pm to
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Chapo's lawyers filed legal docs, objecting to the federal prosecutors' motion to keep jurors anonymous


What is the reasoning they are trying to argue against this?
This post was edited on 11/27/18 at 3:11 pm
Posted by ColoradoAg03
Denver, CO
Member since Oct 2012
6687 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 3:10 pm to
plata o plomo?
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
72193 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 3:11 pm to
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Chapo's lawyers beg to differ, saying sequestering the jury will "create the extremely unfair impression that he is a dangerous person from whom the jury must be protected."



Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
72193 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 3:12 pm to
quote:

Was El Chapo's fingers crossed?



were
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 3:14 pm to
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Chapo's lawyers beg to differ, saying sequestering the jury will "create the extremely unfair impression that he is a dangerous person from whom the jury must be protected."


Have these guys not heard of Ronald Hughes?

If they frick up they could be dead too.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 3:17 pm to
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Have these guys not heard of Ronald Hughes?

If they frick up they could be dead too.

If that happens, that means El Chapo's in prison for life and a couple of scumbag lawyers get wiped out because of it.

Where's the problem?
This post was edited on 11/27/18 at 3:18 pm
Posted by oleheat
Sportsman's Paradise
Member since Mar 2007
14864 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 3:28 pm to
Time to treat them like a terror group and throw the gloves away.

Someone else will always take the leader's place. Keep killing the next one. Before long, it won't seem as savory a position.

Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
59343 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 3:35 pm to
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Someone else will always take the leader's place. Keep killing the next one. Before long, it won't seem as savory a position.


People that come from nothing don't give a shite about that
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