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re: Early dismissal for Jefferson Parish students ahead of Monday's eclipse

Posted on 4/4/24 at 4:09 pm to
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
64098 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 4:09 pm to
All the metro ATL counties are doing it too. My BIL who is a teacher in one of them says it's because the kids will look up at the sun and blind themselves and the schools don't want to get sued for not preventing them from looking at the sun. Apparently there are some lawsuits from 2017 that schools want to avoid.

This is the last eclipse over the continental US for the next 40 years so it won't be a precedent or regular occurrence.

I'm fine with it. Here, they are all coming off spring break anyway, so it's just one more day off.
Posted by Salamanca
Member since Mar 2024
42 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 4:13 pm to
Let everyone go outside for 10 minutes, look up, then go back inside to learn.
Posted by BZ504
Texas
Member since Oct 2005
9491 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 4:15 pm to
I know someone going to Texas for this shite. I don’t get it.
This post was edited on 4/4/24 at 4:16 pm
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35304 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 4:15 pm to
Some big mommas finna lose their shite on Facebook.
Posted by TigerDeacon
West Monroe, LA
Member since Sep 2003
29323 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 4:16 pm to
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early dismissal times between 10:15


Why even go to school then?
Posted by MardiGrasCajun
Dirty Coast, MS
Member since Sep 2005
5368 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 4:20 pm to
Sounds great. I hope the kids to get experience what many people rarely get to see. They'll never forget this day. I see no issue with this. As an adult, you should applaud this but I know many here are too cool to allow children to be children. Crack that whip losers.

Bunch of uptight get off my lawn dumbasses. This is it folks....it's your one time through this thing called life. Maybe enjoy some of the journey. Some unhappy MF's on TD nowadays.
Posted by RFK
Squire Creek
Member since May 2012
1338 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 4:24 pm to
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These figs didn't do this when I was in their shitty school system from 1998 to 2011
What a shame. Based on your extensive vocabulary, it sounds like school was a waste of your time to begin with.
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
16439 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 4:36 pm to
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My kindergartener is viewing the eclipse with his entire school. They have glasses and whatever other devices for everyone. Private school in JP.

Haven’t heard what our school is doing yet, but this is the way it should be. Structured environment where you get to teach them about astronomy.
Posted by SportsGuyNOLA
New Orleans, LA
Member since May 2014
17097 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 4:38 pm to
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Early dismissal for Jefferson Parish students ahead of Monday's eclipse


We are truly the clown state everyone says we are
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54548 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 4:39 pm to
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"Given that close to 80% of our schools' dismissal times fall during the middle of the eclipse time frame and as dismissal requires our students to be outside,"

Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54548 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 4:41 pm to
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Bunch of uptight get off my lawn dumbasses. This is it folks....it's your one time through this thing called life. Maybe enjoy some of the journey. Some unhappy MF's on TD nowadays.

Oh, for frick's sake. I remember viewing an eclipse AT SCHOOL through welding glasses and paper with a little hole poked in it.

ETA: Don't poke a hole in a piece of paper and look at the sun.
This post was edited on 4/4/24 at 4:44 pm
Posted by Hammond Tiger Fan
Hammond
Member since Oct 2007
16218 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 5:57 pm to
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Sounds great. I hope the kids to get experience what many people rarely get to see. They'll never forget this day. I see no issue with this. As an adult, you should applaud this but I know many here are too cool to allow children to be children. Crack that whip losers.

Bunch of uptight get off my lawn dumbasses. This is it folks....it's your one time through this thing called life. Maybe enjoy some of the journey. Some unhappy MF's on TD nowadays.



I'm with you bro! Have an up vote my boy!

My kids are now teenagers and we're taking off a couple of days to drag their arse to Dallas to witness the eclipse in totality. I have great kids and love spending time with them. Every chance I get to use as an excuse to spend more time with them is a good thing in my book. As we get older, we'll look back and glad be glad we did it. Based on a some of the negative posts I've read in this thread, it seems like there are a lot of people that just don't like spending time with their family, which is a damn shame.
This post was edited on 4/4/24 at 5:58 pm
Posted by Locoguan0
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Nov 2017
4317 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 5:59 pm to
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It’ll barely be half an eclipse there. What a clown state.


82% in New Orleans. 89% in Baton Rouge.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63424 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 6:27 pm to
I remember having to stay inside my first grade classroom and watch Freaky Friday during the 1984 solar eclipse.

(Freaky Friday was good tho)
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
51330 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 6:29 pm to
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The kids will not be able to go outside to view the eclipse. For fear of them causing damage to their eyes.


Lawyers have ruined this country
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
30087 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 6:54 pm to
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"Given that close to 80% of our schools' dismissal times fall during the middle of the eclipse time frame and as dismissal requires our students to be outside," Superintendent. Gray said Thursday. "Jefferson Parish schools will be dismissing students on a modified half-day schedule."


thats a lot of words to avoid saying the uneducated idiots there are too dumb to know not to stare directly into the sun for a half hour
Posted by PGAOLDBawNeVaBroke
Member since Dec 2023
728 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 7:35 pm to
Where were these eclipses when I was going to school?
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
41963 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 7:40 pm to
The last one was in 2017, then before that it was 1979.
Posted by Picayuner
Member since Dec 2016
3495 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 7:53 pm to
Actually it’ll probably be more of an education than staying in school. It’ll be an 80% eclipse. Hopefully someone will explain what it is to these government “students”
Posted by Bottom9
Arsenal Til I Die
Member since Jul 2010
21779 posts
Posted on 4/4/24 at 8:32 pm to
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What a shame. Based on your extensive vocabulary, it sounds like school was a waste of your time to begin with.


Sonic. Manhattan Blvd. mofo. Catch these Jefferson Parish Public School trained hands
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