re: Dumbest Thing You've Heard Your Immediate Supervisor Say?

"No one's job will be affected by the merger."

"We caught you looking for other jobs on your work computer. Are you not happy?"

"I'm voting for Hilary"
He got shite on for weeks for that

From now on use the broken transport cardiac monitor when taking a patient to ICU; it looks good. This from OLOL recovery room. I quit shortly after this.

Omg! Give me some time to recollect and I'll win this thread I have the most racist black supervisor that I troll the shite out of

When I was in the Army I had an NCO try to explain to the manager of a Shoney's that b/c Uncle Sam was paying the bill for a large group he couldn't charge charge us for annuities.

I finally had to explain that we couldn't be charged the typical automatic gratuity, but would make sure the wait staff was taken care of.

Although that was humorous it was not nearly as funny as watching 10 guys order $30 per person worth of food at Shoney's in the mid 90's.

When I first moved into the office I had a boss who was an old school board draftsman, loftsman. He was really sharp when it comes to math, computers...... not so much.

One time I was in his office and we were talking about a place he visited in TX and he wanted to show it to me online.

He hits IE tab which the home page was set to the company intranet. He then types yahoo in the search box, then when yahoo pops up he types in google, then finally when google popped up he typed in what he was looking for.

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I worked in an office with a receptionist who knew someone I know well and she was asking about this person and she said "How is ___________? She done good for herself. She was crown victorian of her class" She meant this person was a valedictorian. This was a white woman.


About a year after 9/11 there was this black lady I know. She was bringing her grandkids around trick or treating and she told me "I am going home and check they candy for amtracks" She meant anthrax.

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I worked in a warehouse and the supervisor would constantly be asking me how to spell words that I thought were simple. Once I started giving him shite about it I'd catch him using text to talk for single words or asking siri

My former branch manager consistently pronounced "specifics" as "pacifics". I heard him say that for several years but he wasn't the type of guy who you wanted to correct.