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re: Dumbest thing your gf/wife has said
Posted on 9/1/18 at 11:54 pm to White Roach
Posted on 9/1/18 at 11:54 pm to White Roach
She’s very good looking.
Rich? I mean her family is fairly well off.
She’s actually very smart and has a masters in education. Just unintentionally hilarious at times as you can see.
Rich? I mean her family is fairly well off.
She’s actually very smart and has a masters in education. Just unintentionally hilarious at times as you can see.
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Posted on 9/2/18 at 12:11 am to okietiger
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She’s actually very smart
Posted on 9/2/18 at 7:04 am to okietiger
Does she suck dick?
Posted on 9/2/18 at 7:13 am to ourkansastigah
"My grandma has a CD for me at the bank. Not sure how much is on it. It's been there since I was a baby. I need to get it and play it on the computer sometime I guess."
True frickin story.
True frickin story.
Posted on 9/2/18 at 7:20 am to ourkansastigah
Ask your wife which is more food, a 16 inch pizza cut into 4 pieces or a 16 inch pizza cut into 8 pieces.
Posted on 9/2/18 at 7:23 am to Isabelle81
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Ask your wife which is more food, a 16 inch pizza cut into 4 pieces or a 16 inch pizza cut into 8 pieces.
More is a relative term and can be construed as # of meals/mouths fed. The "Party Cut"(10 slices) will feed more kids at a birthday party.
This post was edited on 9/2/18 at 7:24 am
Posted on 9/2/18 at 7:31 am to GEAUX H TOWN
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Put the radio on FM 2 it’s catches better channels
Lol
Posted on 9/2/18 at 9:01 am to OysterPoBoy
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I feel bad for you fellas who married idiots
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*Whom
Posted on 9/2/18 at 9:33 am to okietiger
Upon further review, my comment sounded pretty dickish when it was intended to be funny. I know a girl who is EXTREMELY intelligent, but also has ditzy moments ncassionally. I'm glad your wife keeps you entertained and your sense of humor is good enough to be willing to share her observations with us.
Posted on 9/2/18 at 9:38 am to White Roach
When I get mad at her for spending, she tells me she'll do a budget once she gets caught up on her bills! Shes an attorney.
Intelligence does not mean "smart"...lol
Intelligence does not mean "smart"...lol
Posted on 9/2/18 at 9:41 am to ourkansastigah
Sorry you married a dumb girl
Posted on 9/2/18 at 9:45 am to ourkansastigah
Not my wife but friend’s wife. She called him at work and told him that she had to add air to tire on her way to work. He asked how much air did you have to add? She said 75 cents worth.
Posted on 9/2/18 at 12:05 pm to Hankg
Grandmother-in-law commenting about a friend that had to be admitted to a nursing home. "She's got that "old timers disease".
Commenting on one of her daughters going through the female life change. "She's going through "mental pause".
Commenting on one of her daughters going through the female life change. "She's going through "mental pause".
Posted on 9/2/18 at 12:18 pm to nuwaydawg
Sister in law told me not to talk about sex over the phone, because on the news she heard you can get AIDS from oral sex.
Posted on 9/2/18 at 12:31 pm to ourkansastigah
In the last 10 minutes?
Posted on 9/2/18 at 1:08 pm to OysterPoBoy
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I feel bad for you fellas who married idiots
*Whom
So your s/o is with the dumb one.
Posted on 9/2/18 at 1:13 pm to okietiger
Your memory is impeccable.
Posted on 9/2/18 at 1:50 pm to ourkansastigah
A while back there was an 18 wheeler tanker that got into a wreck and caught fire. The driver ended up getting out and surviving. Her and I were talking about it.....
Her; good thing that truck had an ejection seat or else he may have died!
Me; What?
Her; Yeah, (a female coworker) said when the truck got into that wreck the ejection seat went off and he got out.
Me; So 18 wheelers have ejection seats?
Her; Yeah
I left it at that, she still thinks 18 wheelers have ejection seats.
Her; good thing that truck had an ejection seat or else he may have died!
Me; What?
Her; Yeah, (a female coworker) said when the truck got into that wreck the ejection seat went off and he got out.
Me; So 18 wheelers have ejection seats?
Her; Yeah
I left it at that, she still thinks 18 wheelers have ejection seats.
Posted on 9/2/18 at 4:14 pm to teatiger
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Hindsight is fifty-fifty.”
I just read this to my wife and she said what’s wrong with that, that’s a saying.
Posted on 9/2/18 at 5:17 pm to ourkansastigah
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Just argued with mine over her saying 60mph was faster in my truck than her car b/c mine is V8 vs her V6
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