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re: Dude brought a scale

Posted on 6/29/24 at 2:28 pm to
Posted by NYNolaguy1
Member since May 2011
21692 posts
Posted on 6/29/24 at 2:28 pm to
The problem is guys settle for way less than females do.

You'd see a sea change overnight if guys starting pulling the same tricks females do in regards to their "standards".
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
17312 posts
Posted on 6/29/24 at 2:34 pm to
quote:

Men need to make 6 figures, have a big dick, be a certain height, have a nice car, be in amazing shape, etc


Anybody got the full list?

Because I only meet three of those criteria.
Posted by rickyh
Positiger Nation
Member since Dec 2003
12981 posts
Posted on 6/29/24 at 2:36 pm to
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
59347 posts
Posted on 6/29/24 at 2:40 pm to
quote:

You boomers raised these women and taught them how to get fat

These women were raised on chicken nuggets and participation trophies


I only have sons, but if I had a daughter, she wouldn’t be allowed to eat more than one participation trophy per month.
Posted by sqerty
AP
Member since May 2022
8106 posts
Posted on 6/29/24 at 2:42 pm to
Bet he wouldn't try that shite with Gorlack the Destroyer. That thing would murder him real good.


Gorlack in its final form
This post was edited on 6/29/24 at 3:01 pm
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
194381 posts
Posted on 6/29/24 at 2:44 pm to
quote:

You obviously haven’t followed my illustrative OT posting career

I knew you were gay in less than 10 posts and a different username

Posted by Sofaking2
Member since Apr 2023
19324 posts
Posted on 6/29/24 at 2:56 pm to
It’s ok for a woman to have standards, lol.
Posted by OK Roughneck
The Sooner State
Member since Aug 2021
17247 posts
Posted on 6/29/24 at 3:56 pm to


Ive seen friends chase some that they needed a portable truck scale.
Posted by Dragula
Laguna Seca
Member since Jun 2020
6436 posts
Posted on 6/29/24 at 4:01 pm to
quote:

WPBTiger


That's not THICK, that's Obese, hoss...
Posted by CR4090
Member since Apr 2023
8089 posts
Posted on 6/29/24 at 4:24 pm to
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
Member since Oct 2012
26245 posts
Posted on 6/29/24 at 4:27 pm to
quote:

Men need to make 6 figures, have a big dick, be a certain height, have a nice car, be in amazing shape, etc.

Self evaluation:
Yes, No, 6’1, not bad, not anymore

Damn I got lucky for out punting my coverage the past 18 years
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
85576 posts
Posted on 6/29/24 at 4:33 pm to
quote:

I miss the America where men and women really dug each other. That was cool. We’d make cassette tapes for each other and every once in a while she’d write you a note where she used three different colors of ink with smiley faces and hearts over the “ i “. It was better than carrying around scales.


Those days are long gone. Now all you hear is yelling about women’s health and they have a lot of tattoos.


Posted by Hondo Blacksheep
Member since Jul 2022
2941 posts
Posted on 6/29/24 at 4:43 pm to
I'd class her as a tall to semi-tall heifer
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29442 posts
Posted on 6/29/24 at 4:54 pm to
quote:

250-260


247.

She's the kind of fat girl I don't want to screw. Where's the soft but firm arse? Where's the big tits?
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
60104 posts
Posted on 6/29/24 at 5:27 pm to
“I don’t have to know your exact height, I just want you to be taller than me”

“I just want you to be lighter than me. Step on the scale”

girl tears commence
Posted by SmelvinRat
Slumwoody
Member since Oct 2015
1953 posts
Posted on 6/29/24 at 5:49 pm to
quote:

Men looked like men, women looked like women


Posted by Ponchy Tiger
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
48771 posts
Posted on 6/29/24 at 6:05 pm to
Dude makes a valid point
Posted by KAHog
South Trough
Member since Mar 2013
2866 posts
Posted on 6/29/24 at 6:17 pm to
quote:

You obviously haven’t followed my illustrative OT posting career


Poor man’s Daniel.
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
30009 posts
Posted on 6/29/24 at 6:19 pm to
quote:

Just don’t be fat, don’t be a bitch, and keep a clean house and have sex with us a few times a week. I promise we will be happy


Does the average man really set the bar that low?
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
194381 posts
Posted on 6/29/24 at 7:15 pm to
quote:

Just don’t be fat, don’t be a bitch, and keep a clean house and have sex with us a few times a week. I promise we will be happy


Does the average man really set the bar that low?
what else do we have time for?
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