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Posted on 6/29/24 at 2:34 pm to A Menace to Sobriety
quote:
Men need to make 6 figures, have a big dick, be a certain height, have a nice car, be in amazing shape, etc
Anybody got the full list?
Because I only meet three of those criteria.
Posted on 6/29/24 at 2:40 pm to el Gaucho
quote:
You boomers raised these women and taught them how to get fat
These women were raised on chicken nuggets and participation trophies
I only have sons, but if I had a daughter, she wouldn’t be allowed to eat more than one participation trophy per month.
Posted on 6/29/24 at 2:42 pm to High C
Bet he wouldn't try that shite with Gorlack the Destroyer. That thing would murder him real good.
Gorlack in its final form
Gorlack in its final form
This post was edited on 6/29/24 at 3:01 pm
Posted on 6/29/24 at 2:44 pm to Lsupimp
quote:
You obviously haven’t followed my illustrative OT posting career
I knew you were gay in less than 10 posts and a different username
Posted on 6/29/24 at 2:56 pm to TrueTiger
It’s ok for a woman to have standards, lol.
Posted on 6/29/24 at 3:56 pm to TrueTiger
Ive seen friends chase some that they needed a portable truck scale.
Posted on 6/29/24 at 4:01 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
quote:
WPBTiger
That's not THICK, that's Obese, hoss...
Posted on 6/29/24 at 4:27 pm to A Menace to Sobriety
quote:
Men need to make 6 figures, have a big dick, be a certain height, have a nice car, be in amazing shape, etc.
Self evaluation:
Yes, No, 6’1, not bad, not anymore
Damn I got lucky for out punting my coverage the past 18 years
Posted on 6/29/24 at 4:33 pm to Lsupimp
quote:
I miss the America where men and women really dug each other. That was cool. We’d make cassette tapes for each other and every once in a while she’d write you a note where she used three different colors of ink with smiley faces and hearts over the “ i “. It was better than carrying around scales.
Those days are long gone. Now all you hear is yelling about women’s health and they have a lot of tattoos.
Posted on 6/29/24 at 4:43 pm to Cosmo
I'd class her as a tall to semi-tall heifer
Posted on 6/29/24 at 4:54 pm to stelly1025
quote:
250-260
247.
She's the kind of fat girl I don't want to screw. Where's the soft but firm arse? Where's the big tits?
Posted on 6/29/24 at 5:27 pm to PGAOLDBawNeVaBroke
“I don’t have to know your exact height, I just want you to be taller than me”
“I just want you to be lighter than me. Step on the scale”
girl tears commence
“I just want you to be lighter than me. Step on the scale”
girl tears commence
Posted on 6/29/24 at 5:49 pm to madamsquirrel
quote:
Men looked like men, women looked like women

Posted on 6/29/24 at 6:17 pm to Lsupimp
quote:
You obviously haven’t followed my illustrative OT posting career
Poor man’s Daniel.
Posted on 6/29/24 at 6:19 pm to deltaland
quote:
Just don’t be fat, don’t be a bitch, and keep a clean house and have sex with us a few times a week. I promise we will be happy
Does the average man really set the bar that low?
Posted on 6/29/24 at 7:15 pm to Obtuse1
quote:what else do we have time for?
Just don’t be fat, don’t be a bitch, and keep a clean house and have sex with us a few times a week. I promise we will be happy
Does the average man really set the bar that low?
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