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Drunk Vegas tourist steals flamingo from casino
Posted on 10/19/26 at 3:24 pm
Posted on 10/19/26 at 3:24 pm
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He said he spent March 2 gambling and drinking an estimated 30 to 40 beers. He then stopped at the flamingo habitat around 5 a.m. – drunk, sleep-deprived and on a call. He mentioned entering the habitat to look at a bird with “uneven” wings while also acknowledging he shouldn’t go in.
Inside, he said he sat with one flamingo (not Peachy) then grabbed Peachy as a “silly pranky joke” to photograph, carried the bird to his room for “two or three minutes” put it in the hallway and was arrested changing to return it.
Fairbarn also mentioned being on house arrest. He has not been able to return to Canada since.
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LAS VEGAS (KVVU/Gray News) - A man accused of stealing a flamingo from its Las Vegas Strip habitat took the stand at his own trial, saying he now realizes how big of a mistake it was.
Mitchell Fairbarn, 34, is facing two counts of animal cruelty after he allegedly stole a flamingo named Peachy from the Flamingo Hotel and Casino while drunk in March.
Police say Fairbarn, a tourist from Ontario, Canada, was seen on security camera around 5 a.m. March 3 hopping a fence to get inside the flamingo habitat. Fairbarn is accused of taking Peachy from the habitat and carrying the bird to his hotel room.
Peachy was injured in the incident. The flamingo’s treating veterinarian said the bird had seven to eight missing feathers, broken shafts and blood loss that were consistent with trauma. She added that Peachy needed antibiotics, anti-inflammatories and weeks of pain medication.
https://www.kgns.tv/2026/10/18/it-would-be-funny-man-accused-stealing-flamingo-testifies-he-drank-30-40-beers-that-day/
Posted on 10/19/26 at 3:31 pm to Shexter
GeorgeCostanzawasthatwrong?.jpg
Posted on 10/19/26 at 3:32 pm to Shexter
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30 to 40 beers
Typical pregame for a seasoned OTer
Posted on 10/19/26 at 3:33 pm to Shexter
The ol’ Hattiesburg special.
Posted on 10/19/26 at 3:38 pm to Shexter
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estimated 30 to 40 beers
Wade Boggs says that ain't shite.
Posted on 10/19/26 at 3:39 pm to Shexter
At least it wasn’t Iron Mike’s….


Posted on 10/19/26 at 3:39 pm to Shexter
quote:I saw that movie with Peachy in it:
She added that Peachy needed antibiotics, anti-inflammatories and weeks of pain medication.

Posted on 10/19/26 at 3:40 pm to Shexter
That’s pretty funny.. No harm, no fowl.
Posted on 10/19/26 at 3:45 pm to Shexter
It can get pretty wild at Flamingo. I was there back in August and there were people raising hell in room parties all along my floor.
Posted on 10/19/26 at 3:47 pm to Shexter
I don't have a single flamingo recipe.
Posted on 10/19/26 at 3:49 pm to Shexter
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spent March 2 gambling and drinking an estimated 30 to 40 beers.
Lawd i'm bloated from just reading that..
Posted on 10/19/26 at 3:50 pm to Shexter
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carried the bird to his room for “two or three minutes” put it in the hallway and was arrested changing to return it.
That dude had sex with that bird
Posted on 10/19/26 at 3:52 pm to andouille
Ancient Recipe: Braised Flamingo (Roman, 5th century CE)
https://passtheflamingo.com/2017/03/15/ancient-recipe-braised-flamingo-roman-5th-century-ce/
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Native to the salt lakes of Africa, the flamingo was eaten in Rome only by those who could afford it. In Roman times, having a roast fenicopterus (“scarlet-wing”) on the table was a status-symbol and a means of flaunting one’s riches. Truly wealthy gourmets ate only the choicest parts, like the brains and tongue. Emperor Elagabalus was even said to offer the costly birds in sacrifice to the gods, when a regular old chicken would have done just fine.
https://passtheflamingo.com/2017/03/15/ancient-recipe-braised-flamingo-roman-5th-century-ce/
Posted on 10/19/26 at 3:56 pm to Shexter
better be careful
Vegas might give him the death penalty
Vegas might give him the death penalty
Posted on 10/19/26 at 3:58 pm to Shexter

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Posted on 10/19/26 at 4:01 pm to Shexter
Thanks, if I get one, I'll know what to do with it. Perhaps, a Flamducken.
Posted on 10/19/26 at 4:06 pm to BregmansWheelbarrow
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carried the bird to his room for “two or three minutes” put it in the hallway and was arrested changing to return it.
That dude had sex with that bird
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She added that Peachy needed antibiotics, anti-inflammatories and weeks of pain medication.
Damn, did he give Ol Peachy an STD?
Posted on 10/19/26 at 4:13 pm to Shexter
Casino was fine with his behavior when he was losing money. Soon as he stopped gambling, straight to the jail!
Posted on 10/19/26 at 4:32 pm to Shexter
What an idiot. Vegas has cameras everywhere.

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